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yeah I met this girl I know in work today and she said to me "I know what you had for lunch"...I smiled and said "go on, tell me". She said "Seafood". I said "No, I just met your mum in the carpark". End of story. Isn't VSnares GREAT. |
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whoaaa, youre quick. |
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that was beautiful. one for the grandkids. lovely stuff amen. |
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This girl at my job messed with my rubiks cube and now it looks ugly...she shall die! end of story |
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an ugly rubik's cube. your life must be hell. |
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btw, Lee, is this another episode in your constant crusade against nonsense threads? |
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I bought two rubics cubes and peeled three stickers off one of them and replaced different colours on the other rubics cube then gave it away as a birthday present. The fool was trying to solve it for weeks before he counted the colours and realised it was impossible. |
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you know my life isnt hell...but this cube had the XBOX logo on it-DOWN WITH XBOX-but it still looked cool. And now its mush.... |
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Yep. This is an example of a nonsense thread that while not strictly relating to music has the potential to evolve into a civilised conversation about rubiks cubes. |
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the fool counted the colours on his rubik's cube. .. HA HA HA |
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They really have XBox sponsored Rubiks cubes? That is disgracful marketing. |
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yeah well it has XBOX,MSN & MICROSOFT OFFICE-ITS A BILL GATES RUBIKS CUBE:> |
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and did that get you laid? |
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and did that get you laid? |
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Nah, but I did meet another girl on Monday night that I am taking out for dinner tomorrow night. :D |
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and you? |
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haha, yes lets keep this conversation about the BORING LAME ASS seafood joke. It takes hours for one to master the Cube. and when I do fix it im coming back here to announce my achievement. and you lee are going to kiss my ass :D |
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ass seafood isn't usually very good. |
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what goes in must come out |
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Bitch, fuck you insulting my jokes...The only BORING LAME ASS thing in this topic is yo stank ass, ho. |
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and that BORING LAME ASS crap about Rubik's cubes. |
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do you always use this kind of nasty language in your pickup lines? |
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bitch, nuff wif yo bullshit. Step off cocksucka! you dont know whut I do to bitches like you |
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strap-on ? |
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You want to fuck me, because I am everything you want in a man...a penis...you just ain't fussy really is you. |
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get over it and buy a dildo. |
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ecnadniarb for president. |
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Yeah, maybe I do want to fuck you. But really my hand/vibrator/and dildo pleases me better than any penis. So deal---youre gonna left in the back-no girl is going to want to fuck you when they have all three HAND-VIBRATOR & DILDO! |
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A combination of the three simulataniously doesn't even begin to compare the the clitoral manipulation I can capable of. The bitch is still squirming with pleasure three days after I have finished it is that good. |
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once you go plastic you never go back that sucks for us guys.......... |
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so a simple chopping off of hands should do the trick? |
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Just a shame my English fails me when I type. That was meant to read "compare with the clitoral stimulation I am capable of" |
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you can capable of? I think you should have a Lee-down, lie. |
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ohhh, I seriously doubt that. You dont know what those things does to women...trust me they squirm for three days because when you leave, they bring out there dildos, the one that gets them in both hoes :> Recycle-you know theres a song called Lily by smashing pumpkins, its really sweet you should hear it one day-if you havent already |
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Chop off our hands??? even there we will have a nice round stub and that would do just fine :D |
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Actually they squirm because I normally leave a yeast infection as a reminder of my love for them. |
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what was i thinking? well...the answer is very clear. i wasn't. i just wasn't. i apologize. goddamn, that's grounds for a spanking. |
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i sold baack like 95% of my smash pumpkins stff, what cd is it on ? |
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Mellon collie and the infinite sadness |
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HAHAHA- damn you and your infections! |
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bah = / ...and did you eat seafood actually or not? |
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ambsace > really nice gunslinger girl avatar... : ) |
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No. This event didn't really happen except in my head. |
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26 Lily (My One and Only) (3:31) i still own that one,will listen to it tonight *hates the song "tonight" |
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Thats why you dont ask, you just make fun. His whole life is made up. He doesnt even exsist. By the way, both of you have the best avatar! :D |
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I'm actually a non physical manifestation of the greatest giraffe that ever lived. It lived in olden times before computers, but if there were computers then I could have typed with my hoofs. |
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chop off your arms, then. |
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hahaha super giraffe...I really would like to meet you know. maybe we can meet in a zoo. Chopping off my arms? then how can we pleasure you guys? |
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afxNUMB > thanks!! =) |
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