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I'm thinking of dipping my wick into this chick who I've been seeing for about 2 weeks. She alright, but a bit too keen on me. I'd quite like to give her a portion but i don't want to turn her into a bunny boiler. Any suggestions? |
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Tell her your a total slut and just like sex, at least then she'll know where she stands If she's gonna be a bunny boiler she'll be one already, so sleeping with her probably won't make a difference Alternativley you could just make it REAL quick then she probably won't bother again ;op |
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I really think that i could live out my porn star fantasies on this one. You know - ass to mouth, cun on face, swallowing, stuff like that. You're right. I think she is going to see little bill tonight. |
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Cun on face! Oh yes. What are you waiting for? |
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very sorry, sir. My finger slipped on the keyboard. Won't happen again. Of course i meant cub on the face. |
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wear her like a hat |
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ah, you're such a romantic guy bill_hicks... |
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fuck romance. I've been shat on so many times by so many women ( metaphorically speaking of course). Now's the time for me to get some revenge. I'm gonna have some fun with this dizzy cow. |
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You want her to take the dildo from your ass to your mouth? Why the hell would you want to taste your ass? |
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hey hey hey. It's Mr. funny from funny land with another zany wacky statement. You got me there. dildos! where do you think it up??? |
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What on earth is a BUNNY BOILER? |
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Hahaha! bill_hicks is awesome |
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I've never really seen the appeal of ass to mouth. |
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it's the lack of appeal for the women that appeals to me. |
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why the devil not but I will say that you HAVE to let her know the deal first or you'll be the shitter in this case ;o) |
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bunny boiler? is it the same than a psyco bitch? btw, just be honest, be the greatest lover that u can be, be generous but say what u want to or what u expect BEFORE wild sex so she cant blame u for anything later ;) ps: do u need a dildo? |
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This thread is disgusting as people are condoning the use of an innocent female as merely a "fuckject" an object purely for fucking. but f you are going to cu, on her face then make sure to get some on her eyebrows and chin. She will look like Santa with melted facial hair. |
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*here comes a new Monoid... |
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Are you kidding? bill isn't depressed AND he gets the women... they're polar opposites! |
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I don't know sir. I just don't know. |
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Hey fuckhead answer my fucking mail |
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buy me a pony |
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If my girlfriend asked me to buy her a pony I would. Then I would train the pony to kick her to death for wanting too much. |
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DJ Xammax > no, they're both frustrated/bitter/angry because of women ("I've been shat on so many times by so many women [...] Now's the time for me to get some revenge.") and they're both misogynists because of that... |
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Oh, okay, fair point. |
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I'm not a misogynist, you so you know. The only time I would ever slap a bitch is if she deserves it. This is quite a rare event, normally happens when she refuses to do what I instruct her to do. But if you give them a good hard slap in the first place the normally know their place from then on erradicating the need for future lessons. |
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