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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 03:49 [#01126058]
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yees. time to use english and make it look like you know
lots of big words and acronyms, but you don't really know
what it means.

"so.. I once was at this corporeal party where this
quintessential band was playing their requiem at such a
cardiovascualr pace, I had to regurgitate my breath!"


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-31 03:50 [#01126063]
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I'm full of it.

blood that is.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-03-31 03:52 [#01126065]
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no I'm sorry


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-31 03:52 [#01126067]
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Just call me Captain Disaster and the Slapdown Crew


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 03:54 [#01126069]
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captain disaster and the slapdown crew.

HEY!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-31 03:54 [#01126071]
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what the... heck hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 03:55 [#01126074]
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well, aren't you the "thoughest" poster?!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-31 03:56 [#01126076]
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maybe, dont push me... ill snap out on you doh!

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez kid


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-03-31 03:57 [#01126080]
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Your posts my dear friend are exhibits of introvertive
scatology.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-31 03:58 [#01126082]
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Well, I can't stack all these tables, but I can definitely
drain your moat and balance a cup on a triangle. If you want
your tables stacked then you've come to the wrong place.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 03:58 [#01126083]
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well.. it seems the torque is calling me to arms.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 03:59 [#01126087]
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several freudian glitches seem to be apparel to the
second-hand leverage.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-03-31 03:59 [#01126088]
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The affianced repartition was a supercilious affront to my
predilections and so it was that this quotidian profundity
was disseminated to ubiquitous levels appropriated for only
the most affixed memes of the human cultural psyche.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-31 04:01 [#01126092]
Points: 10513 Status: Lurker



dont make me dessilate your enTIRED species of thoguht with
my curvacious cannon squelcher, or the mandrake will have
your tooty fruity oh rooty neck of a taste to see shapes.


 

offline wimp on 2004-03-31 04:02 [#01126094]
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"Corporeal party" you say? I abhor such motes, for they
vitiate gala and sate only those who delight in prating and
railing. Forgive me for flaying, but I once dated a
quadriplegic bellydancer. Oh, how she librated...


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-03-31 04:03 [#01126097]
Points: 1818 Status: Addict | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01126087



The inset of rigor mortis, ulcerous corruption and decay
Saponified fats lather as soap as you slowly eat yourself
away...
Organs savaged by rotten enzymes, rennin and rancorous
cysts
A festering abcess immersed in ravenous autolysis...
Breaking down of dead tissue fuels methane gases
A smouldering human compost-heap of self-digested
haemorrhage...
Emulsifying carnage, your purpulent torso is mummified
A mortified, marbled feast for drooling parasites...
Your lungs consumed in gore, slime and worm encrusted
Brittle tests eroded in hot, corrosive succus
Adhering to the bone, tissue necrosis a maggot feast
A cadaveric crematorium, gaseous spumescence leaks..
(Solo: parasitic flesh resection)
(Solo: matted fungus, spawn, eggs, bacteria, germs, mould
and meat)
Your rump sustaining hostile organisms
-Mould, eggs and larvae
Peptonized spleen, liver and kidneys
-A wasting, degenerate slime
Septicaemic mutation
-Of rancid meat and writhing life
Psychedelic, pustular platter of gunge
-Come and take a bite...
Dormant fungoid growths
On the smarting human host
Come bathe, cleanse and wash
With livor mortis and dry rot...
...Lice and ticks...
Flesh matted with hatching spawn
Endo-parasites incubate in the warmth
Mortician's implements to tap and bleed
The swarming insects' seed...
...Lice and ticks...expel bloody sick...
Leathery skin bubbles as blue-bottles hatch
Maggot infestation turns the rotting corpse black...
Slushy bowels move as our friends squirm
Flatulent belches - dry, festered and warm...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 04:06 [#01126105]
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the quernstone, not several, applicable only by illumination
to frequent cornerhoppers... not after supper at least!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-03-31 04:07 [#01126107]
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i smelt the beast beneath the patio of trussles, liek
electric elephants on steroids, we peered betwixt the dusty
holds of mortar and steel, into the bottomless chasms of our
own insignificance.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 04:10 [#01126110]
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bedazzling, simple sine-equational correctional-facilities
are not rendered near equatorial forecasts!


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-03-31 04:13 [#01126115]
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New challenge: Try to rhyme using advanced inglish language
special moves


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 04:19 [#01126119]
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interconnecting several splines of rambunctious pain
reverse verses playing laqrioux in spain
relatively related spherical cannibalistic squelching
revoke the proposal to besiege me
editorial errors hang on the tip of the oxymoron
trial enters several times, eat me.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-03-31 04:27 [#01126131]
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ah...now my mind's outreaching claspings
see with crystal vision the means to which
that squarepusher composes his mighty verses
a skill aquired by way of not this medium, mine curses be



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-31 04:31 [#01126134]
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someone should put these lyrics on a track
superimpose them quaintly over the bass
curse the microcosmos, adore the tie-rack
exceptionally good reception.


 


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