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offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 12:22 [#01109047]
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Tonight it happened again. I had this dream where I was
involved in some sexual activity, and I got this a (nice :)
orgasm (while I was asleep)...
I ofthen sleep naked, but tonight I was wearing my Scooby
Doo-boxers - luckily.
Instead of changing sheets or something I just had to give
myself some cleaning and change my boxers.

Anyway.

How common are orgasms in dreams? I know erection is a
common occurence (among men ;), independent from the content
of the dreams.

What are your thoughts and previous experiences on the
subject?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-03-15 12:23 [#01109050]
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i think-off constantly while i'm at work.

that's why i wear diapers.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 12:24 [#01109051]
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yeah I know that's possible...
but how ofthen do you do it in your dreams?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 12:26 [#01109053]
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never had one of those wet dreams. i usually wake up when it
gets too sexy in my dreams.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-03-15 12:28 [#01109055]
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i haven't had a wet dream in years.

and i rarely have full on sex dreams. usually i'll be
hooking up with a girl and something wierd will happen like
we look up and realize we're in the middle of a meeting or
something, or the whole dream will change and i'll be flying
around space on a tree.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 12:28 [#01109056]
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yeah 'wet dreams' is probably the term.
it's really nice. It's all surreal, but very nice.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:28 [#01109058]
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I've never had a wet dream...normally I am too drained to
produce any semen...whether through fucking or masturbation
prior to sleep.

If had some fucking amazing dreams though.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:30 [#01109061]
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I woke up once after a nice dream to find all "down there"
wet...but it turned out that I had just pissed
myself...which was a bit of a downer until I rolled over and
realised things were MUCH worse.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-03-15 12:32 [#01109065]
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fucking amazing/amazing fucking?

I've never had a wet dream either... my dreams are never
vivid enough, and besides I've got much better things to
dream about frankly. I can actually HAVE sex in real life,
whereas I can't kill people I dislike or become very rich
through no work at all...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:34 [#01109068]
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"whereas I can't kill people I dislike or become very rich
through no work at all..."

President Bush has it all when you think about it.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-03-15 12:35 [#01109070]
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You damn right *horns blast*


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 12:37 [#01109074]
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I don't get off of killing people (perhaps it's because I do
not personally hate anybody at the moment).

I don't remember much from my dream last night, but I know
it was far from "regular" sex. It was me and a girl
though...
I don't even think it lasted for that long. It's hard to
tell when I don't remember, but just like epohs said, space
(and time) is floating (not very solid) in dreams.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-03-15 12:40 [#01109078]
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Yeah... it's weird how nothing really moves in dreams... you
just get still images that you interpret.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:41 [#01109080]
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It is impossible to ejaculate without being solid during
your dream.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 12:43 [#01109084]
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even impotent guys get a hardon when they're asleep


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:44 [#01109085]
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Did your girlfriend tell you that?


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 12:45 [#01109086]
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no, my shrink told me that

.....
wooops


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 12:46 [#01109089]
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sometimes you make funny jokes...

but I didn't get this one:

"It is impossible to ejaculate without being solid during
your dream."


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-03-15 12:46 [#01109090]
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it's true though. it was backed up with hard scientific
evidence, supposedly
man in deep sleep have a stiffy, not kidding


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-03-15 12:49 [#01109095]
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I didn't get it either.

ecnadniarb you are a cunt.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-03-15 13:20 [#01109148]
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women can't have wet dreams

i have not had one


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-03-15 13:49 [#01109222]
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hahaha


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-03-15 13:50 [#01109223]
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forget morning wood, thats morning LOG!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-03-15 14:25 [#01109281]
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"mental masturbation" a phrase used in Placebo's "You don't
care about us"... from the wonderful album "Without you I'm
nothing".


 

offline kc from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-03-15 19:19 [#01109687]
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It's also a song by Jackyl. It's on the Beavis and Butthead
experience cd.


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2004-03-15 19:31 [#01109697]
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Something ripped a vein
I drive myself insane
Kiss my ass good-bye
Flush it down the drain
I'll make it fit
Mental masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist
I got lost in all the hustle
Forgot to build a muscle
A boogie shooter in the gig near Russell
I don't give a shit
Mental masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist
Come on boys
Well my baby's come undone
Now she ain't no fun
The bitch has got my candy
But won't give me none
Ain't that some shit
Mental masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist
Mental masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist
Mental masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist



 


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