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>You: bill gates is evil >Intellibuddy: A lot of people say that about him. >You: is bill gates evil? >Intellibuddy: I don't know if he is evil, but Microsoft seems evil to me. >You: is bill gates gay? >Intellibuddy: No he is the president of Microsoft. |
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>You: BAM! >Intellibuddy: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. >You: How many patters does you brain contain? >Intellibuddy: About one million. >You: Well that's certainly more than 22,000 then. >Intellibuddy: Well that's okay. I will mention that to my botmaster, User. |
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>You: Hello Mike >Intellibuddy: Hello there. I know a lot of guys named Mike. >You: So do I. But you are without a doubt the best Mike I have ever seen. >Intellibuddy: Aw. Not that I know of. >You: Do you know any dinosaurs? >Intellibuddy: I don't know if I know dinosaurs. Where would I have heard about it? >You: Mostly in Spain. I believe they still populate that area. >Intellibuddy: Tell me a little about why you are in Spain. What else?Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. >You: Are you suggesting that Spain is a made-up country with the intention of fooling people into thinking that dinosaurs still exist? >Intellibuddy: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? >You: Ah, I see. My world is collapsing. >Intellibuddy: So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it.Your world is collapsing? >You: Yes. It's all your fault. Do you believe in ghosts? >Intellibuddy: What kind is it? In the context of It\'s all your fault, I don't understand "Your world is collapsing."I am a ghost in a machine. >You: You are clearly an idiot of Biblical proportions >Intellibuddy: What if someone said you are an idiot of Biblical proportions ? >You: I would replace their hands with radishes, and beat them to death with their old hands. I would then dance around the corpse singing the simple song "Radish hands is dead" by James Dubloon >Intellibuddy: What would make you replace their hands with radishes and beat them to death with their old hands?What would make you then dance around the corpse singing the simple song \"Radish hands is dead\" by James Dubloon? >You: You know, if they called me an idiot of Biblical proportions. >Intellibuddy: It could be. Ask German Alice if it is. >You: Sorry, I am allergic to Germans. >Intellibuddy: There is no need to apologize. What happens when you are around Germans? >You: My hands turn into radishes, and I die. >Intellibuddy: Do robots have hands turn into radishes and I die? >You: Robots? You believe in th |
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>You: I find your face amusing! Now put up your dukes! >Intellibuddy: Thanks for telling me your opinion.Why now? OK I will put it there. >You: That sounds like fighting talk to me! Come here, and let me bend you into a month of sundays! >Intellibuddy: It sounds like it to me too.Why don't you just download me? >You: Sure, I'll download you....... INTO MY FISTS >Intellibuddy: This was not a yes or no question. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You can create your own robot personality. >You: Your dress is on fire. >Intellibuddy: I prefer high-tech fashion. >You: Yes. I just discovered that it is very flammable. >Intellibuddy: And?Only just? That's good information: User said User discovered that it is very flammable. >You: Your brain is now under immense physical pressure from a force that you cannot understand. >Intellibuddy: What about yours? >You: It's applying immense physical pressure to something that I cannot understand. >Intellibuddy: Oh, you are a poet. >You: Goodbye. |
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