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Today I made a grave error. It was quite possibly the worst mistake of my life. "What is this?", you ask. Let me tell you. Do you want me to? Yes. I must warn you of something. A danger has been brought into our world. This is serious. I am the first human to discover this threat and hope to be the last. I will now explain exactly what this threat is. Exhibit A: The Jelly Bean Cookie I saw this bag in the kitchen earlier today. It appeared that they had been purchased as a "fun" and "crazy" addition to the otherwise mundane weekly shop. So there I was, thinking "How exactly are we going to fit that many ducks on top of a skateboard?" when I saw this mysterious object in front of me. Cookies. Yes! Jelly beans. Yes! How could this go wrong? Two great foods combined into one. I took the disastrous biscuit from its home and began to eat. What a bad move that was, my friends. My mouth sensors reported foul tastes in sectors 0 to F, and my QC system verified that the taste was indeed VILE. It tasted almost exactly detaching your tongue from your mouth and throwing it into a vat of paint mixed with chalk. Do not eat these. If you see any, destroy them, before they destroy the world. Thanks for reading. |
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You may also note that the cookie looks like the biscuit equivalent of goatse.cx. |
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I suspect the jellybean is the culprit. Or it could be that dastardly pogo stick. I hope you re-consider your jellybeanophile ways. |
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Good GOD! What the hell is that? |
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Jesus Christ you ain't kidding! |
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Oh my. The horror. |
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Where can I see more pics of horse-lips? They are absolutely funny. |
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God they are the definition of ghoulishness. Maybe you are a test subject in an alien experiment or something... |
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this only reminds me of how vile buttered popcorn flavoured jelly beans taste... |
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The universe is full of Kim Kay googley picture goodness!!!! |
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omg i <3 kim kay allofa sudden |
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That surely is a shocking moment for you sir! BAM! |
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is that a pic of the aforementioned cookie or the result of eating the aforementioned cookie? looks like puke and blood. |
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No, that is another specimen taken from inside the packet. Touched only by my hand. |
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oh man... horsefactory, I respect your efforts to rid the world of such abominable edibles, but it seems you didn't see the words "JUST KIDDING" written all over that cookie. Oh wait, that was just my bullshit detectors trying to tell me that what I'm looking at is definately NOT the party the package tries to pass it off as. Although someone had to try it or we'd never really know, I'm sorry it was you. |
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