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What do you use to attract the ladies? |
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One of those distress flares. |
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nothing really...probably that's why im single |
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or if you're into guys; what do you do/use to attract the gentlemen? |
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it's fun just to make eye contact with people in bars... people are surprisingly receptive sometimes... |
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a good way is to not show interest - they like that cuz usually guys are all over them...but you know, it gets frustrating after a while when you're still single |
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neuro linguistic programming :) try to use it in a kind and non-manipulative way though. |
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good comments so far! keep them coming. |
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well i think you need to express some interest just by acknowleding their presence... but certainly don't necessarily approach them right away... let things linger... that way you allow for interest/tension to develop... |
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Girls like people who can make them laugh. If you don't think you have the humour, carry a canister of nitrous oxide around with you. |
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yeah... but if a girl is interested in a guy... his jokes don't really have to be funny at all... you can tell if someone's (too) interested in you if she laughs at every stupid little joke you make... |
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Or when you insult her and she still laughs. |
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a blonde wig and some lighter fluid. |
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Also your own facial expressions. Make them feel as though to you they are the only person in the room. |
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I pretend I'm AnimeBoi |
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Oh, and there is a very fine art of being able to compliment a girl without her feeling that a) you are taking the piss b) you are not a wierd stalker type person c) a rapist come to think of it, just think "would Monoid do this?" if the answer is yes then don't do it. |
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Yes, staring at other girls never seems to go down well. Even if you're in a relationship with them. |
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hehe |
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Girls love to see guys do impressions with their nobs. I do the standard elephant, and, more topically, President Mugabe. |
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:) |
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definitely...but for some reason they like the serious side too - and i apperantly don't have one. at least that's what i've been told!!! many times!!!! ahh, fuck...i'll stay single for now |
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i put a finger over one nostril and blow as hard as i can this causes pheromones to dispell into the air the ladies love me |
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I scream as loud as I can: "KEEP THEM CUMMING!!" |
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Lie when they ask what sort of music you are into. Well, not lie exactly, but just emphasise the more "acceptable" stuff- Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Drum and Bass acts, etc. few girls are won over by you listing dozens of acts they've never heard of. By all means drop one or two names in to show how artsy and hip you are. Actually bother to make an effort with your appearence. Wear an ironed shirt, smart trousers, shoes. Have a shave, apply skin lotion, small amount of eau de toilette, gel etc. it's genuinely shocking the difference this makes. Sadly, you will of course disappoint any women you impress/meet this way when you revert to your usual slovenly appearence. Early on in the conversation, try to find out as wide a depth as possible of their interests, areas of study/work etc. chances are you'll find at least some common ground (and if you don't you know not to bother with them) which you can talk about without having to feign an interest in. It'll also allow you to talk about yourself in ways that relate to things they're interested in (rather than about things you're really into, which may bore them.) Being brutally honest about something trivial followed by a compliment works well- the obvious honesty of the initial comment will make the compliment seem all the more sincere. Don't seem too interested initially, even if things are going well. Women smell desperation like dogs smell fear. If you really want to talk about yourself, but don't want to appear full of yourself, ask them a load of questions about things they like, gradually getting more personal. Unless they have a very strong personality they'll usually go on the defensive and say something like, "enough about me, what do you think about..." Deadpan, then make them laugh: "How does a guy like you manage to stay single?" *straight faced* "I get drunk and violent sometimes, most girls get put off by that" "..." *then change your expression/tone of voice* "but most girls like it rough from time |
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*wide = width of rather than depth of |
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"but most girls like it rough from time to time, don't they?" |
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are you by any chance a gigolo? or you just know what girls want incredibly good? |
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Or even better, "who said I was single?". Lol. |
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Its all about Confidence. Put simply the more you do of it the better you get. |
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When I'm not drunk and I make the effort I can usually get girls to talk to me. Thinking about it, whenever I want to have a relationship, I never go very long without one. The other tip is statistics- If you only talk to one or two you probably won't get anywhere, talk to fiftyand it's a pretty sure fire thing. Don't talk to fifty girls in the same place of course(be it work/school, a nightclub etc.) you'll get a reputation as a desperate stalker type or at the very least (if you're in a club/pub) look like a drunk trying his luck. |
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I stand completely still.... |
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and clap clap clap!!! <----- |
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it's either wales is full of girls or you just accept anyone that wants to talk to you haha. j/k but for real, it isn't that easy to talk to fifty girls, i mean there are plenty of nice girls but im way too picky for that. i mean if i see a girl that i like and she doesn't want to talk to me, i sure won't go and talk to others...again, that's why im single :) (but i like it this way at the momment) |
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Nope, I never go for Welsh women. I've only ever been out with one welsh girl and she is only half welsh and was brought up in England. I usually cross the border to Bristol/Bath for ladyfolk. |
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Ceri is spot on. The more you talk to the better the odds. |
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umm, whats wrong with welsh women? :) |
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Don't Welsh women seem kinda wooly and go "baa"? ;) |
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:) |
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I don't know- it's not a concious decision on my part- it's always a case of hitting it off with a girl then finiding they're the daughter of English people who've moved here. Princo: Oh, I love those Welsh women with a passion... |
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That's like me and black girls. I don't conciously date white girls, but in the morning time when I wake up they are invariably white. |
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no wonder wales wants it's independancy :) |
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I am independent from everywhere anyway. My only allegence is to me and me alone. |
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it's always about you, isn't it? :) |
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Would you rather discuss something less interesting instead? :P |
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i've got nothing.. but if someone were to start a "repelling the ladies" thread my advice would be pure gold! |
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no, no, it's nice...we slightly deviated from the original topic tho. you seem to have experience in the field, and yet you give no advice, so you know, you could at least give away one trick. |
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haha I gave advise further up if you cared to read :P I'm just talk shit to everyone. If you can talk shit you will always be able to get a girl :D |
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you gave advice? you mean that about making them laugh? that's easy. unfortunately it's harder to talk serious... |
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No it's not. Just agree with everything they say to begin with even if you don't agree with it...then introduce new ideas to them on whatever subject. Basically you have to make them feel as though they have come to whatever conclusion by themselves without you telling them. I very rarely have serious conversations though. It's not really in my nature :D |
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exactly what my problem is. one girl told me i was too serious for my age...and then another complained about me being sarcastic all the time. so now im single...nobody complaining, and i like it like so. |
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