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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-03-07 19:41 [#01102880]
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I don't attract the ladeez. Although I guess if I really
wanted to, I'd wear some shades at night.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-03-07 20:29 [#01102913]
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i usually wait for them to make the first move
they usually don't
i suck


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-03-07 20:32 [#01102915]
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I puff-out my throat sack and make a deep, sustained
warbling sound as I show off my bright plumage. Then, in the
confusion I slip them a mickey.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-03-08 00:16 [#01103012]
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I put on Mickey Mouse ears and do a little dance.

the dance is improvised.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-03-08 00:35 [#01103025]
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so, how many cute little mousecateers have you bagged with
your charming qrtship-boogie?

(insert standard inappropriately loud redneck-esque
chuckling)


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-03-08 03:18 [#01103100]
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I just whip out my 15 inch dong. They are like bees around
the pollen i'm tellin ya.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 03:28 [#01103106]
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I drown. Then I get mouth-to-mouth (or "mouschoimouscho" as
the japanese pronounce it)


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2004-03-08 03:58 [#01103124]
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Appear confident, act naturally. Why do girls always like
guys that have girlfriends? Because the guys act like
they're not looking for anything. Plus girls are evil
competitive wretches.


 

offline uzim on 2004-03-08 04:03 [#01103126]
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just talking.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 04:19 [#01103129]
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girls like boys with girlfriends because they think "he must
have something to keep her interested"

at least that's what a girl I know told me. She said the
best trick for picking up girls, is to go on town together
with a girl.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-03-08 05:08 [#01103164]
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girls are fucked in the head. just seem like aliens to me


 

offline zero-cool on 2004-03-08 05:23 [#01103175]
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the best way to get the ladies must be to stalk them for a
month and wait for your chance to grab her while she's
opening her door to her house with a rag with chloyerform on
it and do your thing...lol ;)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-03-08 05:39 [#01103179]
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You can always rely on Ecnadniarb for deviation. :P

Drunken Mastah:

"She said the
best trick for picking up girls, is to go on town together
with a girl."


Another advantage of that is that girls seem to have sort of
innate radar that detects other women seeing attraction in
you. You need only go out with female friends for them to
notice (and point out to you) girls eyeing you up. Similarly
if you start talking to girls who are strangers they'll
point out, with uncanny accuracy, which of your female
friends you're out with that night likes you.


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2004-03-08 05:48 [#01103188]
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i usually whip it out, dangle it in their faces and get
arrested


 

offline zero-cool on 2004-03-08 05:50 [#01103190]
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what do you get out a gun


 

offline pf from Finland on 2004-03-08 06:32 [#01103205]
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I usually tell them i'm P Diddy


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-03-08 06:39 [#01103215]
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Ceri:

I've noticed this a lot.

Once, I was out walking with this girl I know.. we passed
this girl which I looked directly at for a little while..
she had her eyes all up front, and I looked away. After we
had passed her, my friend tells me "ooooh! she was checking
you out!"

I didn't notice ANYTHING!

She's also told me that when girls accidentally touch your
hand or something, if even for half a second, it isn't
accidentally.. it is a come-on.

If this is true, girls are very cunning.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-03-08 06:43 [#01103228]
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be me


 


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