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im thinking of spending whole evening in teathre (by myself) watching two films i think i'd enjoy: -vendredi soir (directed by claire denis, one of my fav directors...) -gerry (by gus van sant) if everything goes as planned im going to have fun! |
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smoking pot, drinking a 40, and drinking margaritas out of the premix bottle and driving around and going to places that i wont remember. just like i did last friday. |
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my sister´s birthday |
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sounds nice |
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reading shit on message boards |
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with my dick stuck up my bitch. |
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i love the contrast between the first and second posts. |
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you're always partying arent you? well, have fun...say to your sister xltronic wishes her all the best - but ofcourse that might make you look weird |
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i wonder what your girlfriend is writing on another messageboard right now... |
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I shall go to the gym, then swim then sauna. Then I shall most likely watch a film with a few cold ones. I shall then probably have a wank, then go to bed. Early Saturday morning I shall go to Boxacise circuit training with my brother, then lunch with my father. Then I am going round to this girls house to help fix her computer. I shall most probably take a condom, as I am an optimist. Goodnight. |
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going to the symphony for my mom's xmas gift |
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She does use computers. She will currently be watching TV in her parents house as she refuses to move in with me permanently. |
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is it any wonder?? |
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Doesn't use not does use. |
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Is what any wonder? |
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the " she refuses to move in with me permanently" part |
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haha, why wouldn't she want to move in with me permanently? What have I done wrong? |
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i remember talking about my exgirlfriend's tits and someone else managed to bring up the "what's going to happen if she reads that, hevquip?" i dont let my girlfriends learn how to read, no woman should. |
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i was kidding...but surely you are all nice when she's around 8-) (if nothing else, just to get some...) |
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I don't have to be nice to get some :P I am always nice to everyone anyway. Some people just get the wrong idea of what I am like. |
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whats everyones wanking average? at the moment I'm on 1 a day, but I used to be a 3 a day sort meself. |
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did you pick that up from pakistanians? |
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When I am single I am usually between 1 and 5 a day. When I am seeing someone it is normally about once every three days. |
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you are nice...all i meant was you could pick better words when you talk about her...but hey, some girls like that :) |
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come on stop this wanking statistics...you're ruining this awesome thread |
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Oh you mean calling her bitch? haha, she refers to me a lot worse than that. It is just the way we talk around this area...it is meant affectionately |
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so how often then? I'll put you as an 8 a day type. dirty bastaad |
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8? hey, im in my best years with nothing much to do... |
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go out and shag anything that moves!! |
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umm, is that allowed? |
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make a skit with some friends. btw ive got lots of skits up on slsk. check out millerton academy, most recent and pretty funny |
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Xltronic is now my fave website, but before the greatest for me was , a site dedicated to masturbation. They have great Weekly Technique tips, I'll paste this weeks here: "Gently grip the skin just below the penis head on the underside; place it between the thumb and index finger, and start rubbing, almost like you're snapping your fingers with just your index finger. You won't feel anything until you're almost about to ejaculate. " I'm going to try it out now. |
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"You won't feel anything until you're almost about to ejaculate" umm, just what's the point of it then? and let us know how it went |
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i'm well past my prime. probably 2 wanks and 2 shags per week. but tomorrow night i will be at work, for a change..... |
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that is a fuckin ace site! thanks :D |
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I didn't feel anything. It works! |
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Like this ......... BAM |
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I'll probably be studying tomorrow night and saturday night... and sunday night as well... what a pathetic life I lead! |
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i'm gonna get completely shit house, and make a fool of myself at a local show....... is what i imagine. |
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I'm going to watch Rocky, right thru to the lasy Rocky XI! if any of you sad losers want to live it large message my shit.. maybe I'll let ya join me? |
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forget that, I'm going to play 'The Walkmen' - 'The rat' constantly. |
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friday = day to set things on fire. day to set things on fire and steal things. |
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going to see the libertines at the brixton academy |
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well, someone's got to do that as well...otherwise we'd all still live in trees... |
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get some booze!!! riotin tha streets! gettin arrested. |
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have a guddun, they ruled at manc uni on monday |
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japanese resterant and some japanese beer. then some emulators (MAME espicially) then bed. gonna meet up with giginger tommorow! :) he is having problems finding a place in the city cause there is the australian grand prix on. :s |
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hahaha, he sure picked the best time...well at least he won't get homesick with all those brits there :) |
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japenese beer? sounds great ! i know a chinese beer TSINGTAO is the name, it has a damn strange taste but it just rules to asian TAU SIE KAI or somn like that! |
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Tonight people here in Denmark celebrate the coming of the "Easter-Brew". Which is an excuse for drinking yourself wasted because the sales of the Easter-brew beer has starts tonight at 8.59pm |
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