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offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-02-25 17:45 [#01089335]
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link


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2004-02-25 17:48 [#01089338]
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how much is that US? around 25 or so?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-02-25 17:49 [#01089340]
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roughly


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-25 18:16 [#01089370]
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..Heimo Unterlerchner...?


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-02-25 18:25 [#01089379]
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wow, kinda proves that some parties just shouldnt happen if
people actually need that service


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-25 18:26 [#01089380]
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zombie parties.

parties of the living dead.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-02-25 18:27 [#01089382]
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rwwwwwwwarrrrrrr *bounce*bounce*bounce*bounce*
rwwwwwwarrrrrrr


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 02:45 [#01089667]
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Yep... can you imagine the conversations?

1:Hi, I've not seen you before- how do you know (party host
name) ?

2:Well actually, (party host name) paid me to come?

1:Sort of like a prostitute?

2:Well, erm, yes...

1:*makes note to self; geez, (party host name) is lame. I'm
not coming to any more parties like this...*


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 02:49 [#01089670]
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worksafe?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 02:52 [#01089673]
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Yes... unlss your employer thinks you're looking for a new
job on company time :)

Thinking about this seriously, you'd need to make a fairly
large outlay before you could make a profit- you'd need ball
dress and at least one fancy dress costume (in case you went
to parties where certain dress codes were enforced). Seeing
as you'd only be paid about 2/3s of the cost of hiring,
buying would be the only viable option. So of course you'd
need to do about 20 parties just to pay off the cost of the
clothes.

If you were a student I could see how it could be good
though- if you were going to a party a day you could
eliminate the need to buy food yourself by simply gorging
yourself on the buffet at the party :D


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-26 03:01 [#01089675]
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I wonder if the hired party folk have skills to liven up the
party, such as card tricks, dancing, joke telling etc, or
would they just stand about looking thrilled to be there?


 

offline k_maty on 2004-02-26 03:02 [#01089676]
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you could just buy an outfit and return it the next day.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 03:02 [#01089679]
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they have to have titties. and maybe once in a while, they
can do small jumps to make them juggle.

oh, how I love the magic multi-colored bee which I once
mistook for a butterfly!


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2004-02-26 03:04 [#01089680]
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ahahaha, you so crazy :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 03:31 [#01089700]
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hmm, thats quite close to here...
"to make sure its events are lively"

i wonder what this means :)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 03:34 [#01089702]
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it means they bring lions and tigers to the parties, and
then they abduct everyone at the party, put them on a desert
island, gives them random weapons to fight with and attach
exploding collars to them, and give them three days before
only one can be left alive.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-26 03:38 [#01089706]
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Of course the main reason you would want this job is if you
don't get invited to any parties yourself. But then you'd be
a crap party guest so you'd get fired. OH BOY!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 03:56 [#01089730]
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Sheeeeeeeeit- I think you've stumbled on a new paradox there
;)

Kmaty: Yes, but if you were doing that at the same fancy
dress store every other day they might get suspicious :P


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-26 04:01 [#01089734]
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N to the motherfucking e i g h



 

offline Sepix from Major City (Austria) on 2004-02-26 04:02 [#01089736]
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it`s so typical austrian ... lolol


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-02-26 04:03 [#01089737]
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They didn't except my resume' !!!!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:04 [#01089739]
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except?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-02-26 04:08 [#01089741]
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ah fuck, I've been out of school too long! hah!1
please make an egzemption this time! :s


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:23 [#01089747]
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:) i wouldn't be surprised if you'd actually get that in
reply from them. we can't except...

the english in these parts is just terrible (as ovious
hehe).

one time we made a reservation for tickets for some gig in
italy: they replied something like: "we made a reservation,
search the door when arrive".
but you get used to this after a while haha.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:25 [#01089748]
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Batturo Royaru!

where are you that makes your fellows english suck badly so
very much?


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-02-26 04:27 [#01089750]
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heheheh! :)
Thats why I hate the English language, its unexciting
aswell.

Can't we al talk in a special code of 'grunting'

Ugg!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:28 [#01089751]
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i'd say about 3.000 kms south of you...

and they actually said research the door, not searc...not to
do them unjustice


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:31 [#01089753]
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bipp biip bbiipp bippp



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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:36 [#01089756]
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3.000 kms south of me?

deutschland?
nederlaans (or however that is spelled in dutch)?
France?
switzerland?
Algiers?
South-africa?
south-pole?

I don't know what is 3.000 kms south of me, but those
countries are south of me.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-02-26 04:36 [#01089757]
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Oh mamma!


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2004-02-26 04:37 [#01089759]
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I wonder if the the dental and retirement plans are
satisfactory?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:38 [#01089761]
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at least they must get free chocolate on their pillows!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:41 [#01089767]
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i see, you got pretty close with switzerland...it's
slovenia. i wouldn't mind south pole tho.



 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:44 [#01089772]
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ah! slovenia. Isn't that further.. right... ehm.. east?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:48 [#01089787]
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hmm, actually is right under norway...i'd say about 3000 kms
- but im no geographer


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 04:51 [#01089790]
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hm. I can't open that handy little map in the start-bar
thingie because of some strange sys-admin-thingie going on
here, so I really don't know. I've never been any good at
geography (the last geography-test I took, I named the
capital of belarus (which is Hviterussland (which translates
as "WhiteRussia") in norwegian) Hvitemoskva (which would be
"WhiteMoscow"))


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 04:58 [#01089804]
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here...slovenia is one that purple dot on the right of
northern italy


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offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 05:00 [#01089809]
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ok.

is it fun to live in a purple dot?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 05:07 [#01089817]
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depends what's fun for you. i guess it is.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 05:09 [#01089821]
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fun is pretty close to living in a yellow-ish
guitar-shape-ish blob.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 05:11 [#01089824]
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I've just realised how poor my geography is...


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-02-26 05:14 [#01089832]
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I wonder what the interview would be like?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 05:16 [#01089834]
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Imagine you got your shifts mixed up and turned up at ball
dressed for a "tarts and vicars" themed fancy dress!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 05:41 [#01089877]
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why? you thought you lived in spain all along? :)


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 05:42 [#01089880]
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more or less, yes.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 05:45 [#01089883]
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umm, i was actually asking ceri...

you could name countries south of you, so thats excellent.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 05:46 [#01089886]
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haha! but i DID believe I lived in Spain, though! haha!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-26 05:50 [#01089891]
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haha, at least you got sout africa right then :)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-02-26 05:52 [#01089894]
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Hehe, for example, I thought poland went further north and
overlapped with germany longitudally a bit more. I only
realised earlier this year where holland is- until recently
I thought it was a lot further north- almost like Denmark.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-26 05:57 [#01089899]
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it isn't all that important anyway. the only people who need
to know where the other countries are, are the people who
are going to take you to the other countries if you are
travelling to some other country.


 


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