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I would love to eat waffles in a bathtub filled with Jello with the man himself Tom Waits!!!!!!! Leave your boat and walk of firm ground ! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN !!!!!!!! |
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very glad to see you back |
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I'd like to cover myself in Silly Putty and bounce around the room taking an impression of everything I touch. When that is done I shall carefully remove the putty from my body and lay it on the ground. Then I shall pour quick drying cement over it. Once that is done I shall remove the putty from the cement and roll it into a big ball. I shall climb Everest and roll the ball from the top. Prior to that however I shall set it alight. When the ball has rolled I will travel back home to my cement. I will connect the cement to a crane and slowly start to spin the crane round and round getting faster and faster. Once the cement is at terminal velocity I shall have it let go. Not before arming the thermonuclear device that I previously buried deep within before it set but forgot to mention earlier. It's armed by radio so it's all good. The concrete shall fly off and will set off the device when it lands. When the thermonuclear device has detonated I'll start the whole process again until I have burnt 4 craters into the planet that spell out: BAM! My task complete I shall spark a cigarette and relax. |
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Well done giginger!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!! |
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hows does cement reach terminal velocity without falling??? i would like to kick Baron in the face with my steel-toed Flip-flops. |
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for how long will you enlight us with your company, baconpicklehood? |
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There will be no kicking The Baron do I make myself clear ????? Now tickling The Baron is another story !!!!!!!!!!!come now everyone and give The Baron a good tickle!!!!!!!!!THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!! |
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I have been rendered useless with a leg injury for a bit and have nothing but time and large amounts of painkillers on my hands.I'll be around for a while I'm not going anywhere any time soon!!!!!!!! THE BARON HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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win big brother |
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sleep inside a bog for a hundred years. |
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haha wrong thread =oD mong |
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Get jiggy with it |
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JUSTIFY MY FUNK |
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no it wasent my god, I need to wake up =o\ *drinks more coffee* ZING ! |
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WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE :smacks p0g0 awake: |
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Coooooooooold Blooded! |
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It was attached to the crane!!!!11 DUH! |
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BAM! |
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SHIT YEAH! |
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It would also be nice to have a stint as a hardcore lesbian pornographer.. |
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hey, are you mocking my hometown? |
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techno-murder-fusebox-fisting-twistoff-marrow-transplant, the pizza man has been stalking me for seven long hard years and he reads into plato too. plus aaa's have been taken off the open market, so i cut my thumbs off and crammed them into the back of the clicker, 'cept that didn't work, and now i climb fences with my teeth and... shhhhh, he's coming THE BARON HAS SPOKEN !!!!!!!! |
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find a decent girl. |
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eat pizza |
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fuck Britney Spears in everry hole she has. |
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that's one of many things btw. |
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Carl, you're undeniably charming, and this post shall forever represent that. |
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travel with a suitcase full of drugs... and my significant other.. but with an s. |
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live |
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Beyonce |
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avenge my wife's death by launching an assault on longshanks' men, impregnate his son's wife, and befriend an irish man. |
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ha! |
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I would like to die, and come back to life, so that I could tell the world about it before i died. |
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one of the following: - become somewhat successful with my music (not massively famous mind you) - find a significant other who i can spend the rest of my life with - overcome my lack of confidence and courage |
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Uhmmmmmm, maybe get a lobotomy... |
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meet Lance Henriksen or Doomed Puppy, whichever comes first. |
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Doeeeeeesssss thaaaaaaaaaattttt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaan thaaaaaaaaaatttt you liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? |
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:impersonating GIR's voice: |
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self suck till climax. :D!!!! |
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The guy on the left in the pic looks like Ross from Friends, and the guy on the right looks like Robbie Williams. |
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NO FUCKING WAY, he's back. I heard he was dead. A- I want to hear remixed remastered Beatles albums sometime this century, and B- I want to infiltrate a base or facility or something and kill everyone in it. |
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I'd like to say goodbye to my friends of love on xltronic.com. |
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but.... but i love you! |
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become immortal or am i being a spoilly? |
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get the girl |
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