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I work in my business partner's basement office. He's away and his mother in law is staying there. She's an old Swiss/French lady. So much for the setup. Today she comes into the office shrieking "flitmaus! Ze shreemps are daieeeeng! You must geev zem ze foodie!" She's talking about the family Sea Monkeys. "Your baby shreemps, flitmaus! Zey are daieeeng because you have not geev zem ze foodie!" The way she pronounces "ze foodie" is like a dagger in my brain. Vodka cannot wash it away. I am truly damned. [I fed ze shreemps and zey are fine] |
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your name really is fleetmouse!??!? |
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You should explain to her the sad truth behind the sham that are Sea Monkeys. |
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Seamonkeys (AKA brine shrimp) are resiliant little buggers, one of the most hardy lifeforms on the planet. How long's he away for? |
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<3 |
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his name is actually eric rogers, but she pronounces it really funny. |
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harr hahahahaha |
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Until sunday... I think I can manage to keep them alive until then. Asides from feeding them I also gotta blow air into their tiny aquarium with a straw to aerate the water. I understand that if the whole thing dries out, you can fill it with water again and the dried eggs will spring back to life and hatch. |
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No man, she'd pronounce zat as Erique Rogairz |
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" understand that if the whole thing dries out, you can fill it with water again and the dried eggs will spring back to life and hatch. " Yep- I was going to suggest that if he was away for a month or so you kill them off and then hatch new ones a week or so before he comes back :) |
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I wonder if that'll work with the cat, too... |
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hahahaha |
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i <3 fleetmouse. but don't tell him. |
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Awwwwwww! |
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I may have made a thread regarding that fact in the past. let's see if I can find and bump it. |
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can you record her saying that? it sounds funny as shit. |
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you guys are gross. sea monkey porn is disgusting. perverts. |
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