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offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:00 [#01085286]
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Your full name, with any middle names, etc...curious how
funny some peoples names may be.

Marsel Bennett


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-02-23 05:01 [#01085287]
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Do you want a photo of me as well, you dirty paedo?


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:02 [#01085288]
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you people see right throught me.

i wonder what the motivation behind "how can i help you?" is
at mcdonalds?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-23 05:03 [#01085290]
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Handsome B. Wonderful.


 

offline steve from chicago on 2004-02-23 05:04 [#01085291]
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Sorry, man. I'm an American, therefore paranoid. I'm not
willing to publish my last name on a popular message board
to satisfy some stranger's curiosity. However, I will say
this: it starts with an O and it's nine letters long.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-23 05:05 [#01085292]
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I determines whether they spit or phlegm in your burger.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:05 [#01085293]
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Kåre Bjørndal Æsjen den fjortende, Konge av sognefjorden
og de nærliggende områder.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 05:07 [#01085294]
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Hunter S Thompson.

A strange conincidence.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:07 [#01085295]
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great, now i am the only one who hath giveneth outeth his
realeth nameth...schit!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 05:08 [#01085297]
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nevem cebipovedu


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:09 [#01085298]
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"My name isobel. My love isobel."


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-02-23 05:10 [#01085299]
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pOgO


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:10 [#01085300]
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that sounds awful polish/yugoslav/russian....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 05:11 [#01085301]
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im sorry...i had a little fun upthere

my real name is

heidi prospect


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 05:11 [#01085302]
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well, translation of that would be something like:

dunno ifidsay


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:12 [#01085303]
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ok. u know what, lets change the thread,

from now on its

"WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME"
any name you just love blah blah, if everyone can forget my
real name and stop considering being my stalker


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:12 [#01085304]
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..hmmn.... wonder why these topics never work as they were
intended, but they are a source of fun every time they
happen.

no, i'm not wondering, actually.. i already know why.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:13 [#01085305]
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Hmm.. my favorite name would be:

Torbjørn Røyrhus Olseth.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:14 [#01085306]
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mine would be

Leming Shorski


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 05:14 [#01085307]
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we were pretty honest in this thread


 

offline S M Pennyworth from East Timor on 2004-02-23 05:15 [#01085308]
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i am mr p


 

offline Patrick Bateman from American Gardens Buildings - W (United States) on 2004-02-23 05:15 [#01085309]
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Lemony Snicket


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-02-23 05:18 [#01085310]
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My real name is Emma =o)

My full name is Emma Louvaine Jane Duggan


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:19 [#01085311]
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monoid's name is habib, i love that :)
well, sorry leute, didn't know there was a previous thread
on names, it seems so obvious now tho, well i'll do searches
from now...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:21 [#01085312]
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My real name is hidden in this thread. Cross-reference with
the other threads, and you will know.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:25 [#01085314]
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hahahaha,
i wasn't getting messageboard search results, so i type
"monoid" knowing a thread of that name exists.....and 465
threads appear haha. each thread is like "i kill u mofo",
"my mom", "my psychologist"...


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:28 [#01085316]
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damn, titsworth summed up exactly my feelings in this post
[#00998171]


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-23 05:36 [#01085322]
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awful polish ?



 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:47 [#01085324]
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hahaha
*cellon looks at hyakusen's location.

i love poland man, i've been to the chechoslovakia place,
its like almost the same anyway, its nice


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-23 05:55 [#01085328]
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Conrad. F. McShiznit


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 05:55 [#01085329]
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Poland is.. bad food. Cheap booze. random images of
hotel-managers staring at me. getting beaten in the head
with a huge wooden key-holder at hotel Krakowiac. strange
toilets with the holes all they way in the front, and a
small shelf for keeping the poop if you take a dump too far
back. dizzy. a coal-mine which made me healthy. elevator.
folk-music. carrots. juice. beer. bus. camp. concentration.
ruins. hair. shoes. glasses. teeth. fences. graves in the
backyard. sklep. wjazd. pjazd. wulkanovicja. resturancja.
puke. more dizzy. depressing music. Lene Marlin on the
radio. Fast taxi. crazy taxi drivers. car accident.
mcdonalds. puke. sklep.


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:58 [#01085330]
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its the no splash toilet man, we have em here at work too,
just dont pile your dung too high, ends up hitting your
ass...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 05:58 [#01085331]
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tell us about the girls!!!


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 05:59 [#01085333]
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i look at my last post and wonder what happened to "what is
your name?"


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-02-23 05:59 [#01085335]
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don't we just love SCAT?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 06:00 [#01085338]
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you mean the "franz klammer" toilets?
usually they have those in camps don't they?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 06:10 [#01085349]
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they are awful. to avoid splat, put TP in the water before
shitting. if you have diahrrea, you're fucked trying to shit
in those toilets!


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 06:17 [#01085352]
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i find the echoing in the so called "franz klammer" water
closets is much longer lasting and amplified due to its
shaping, which in a workplace, such in my sitation, causes
random laughter from within and without the wc....wee funny
stuff man, sqeeky farts when ya poop, boom everyone heard
it.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 06:17 [#01085353]
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are you thinking of this ones?

i used them sometimes when i was camping...luckly i had no
diahrea...


Attached picture

 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 06:21 [#01085354]
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no, not like that. they are just like normal toilets, only
with an outspring in the back (where your asshole will be if
you are sitting), and the hole with the water in front.


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-23 06:26 [#01085355]
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FACK YOU THEN< youve seen one part of whole country abd
youre saying thats its shity ?
scum


 

offline azatoth233 from tku (Finland) on 2004-02-23 06:29 [#01085358]
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they had those where i was camping once in croatia...didnt
want to take a dump in those...but had to eventually...

the no splash toilets with the waterhole in the back are
horrible...i remember once in the czech rep. i did the most
biggest and foulest smelling turd in one of those..and it
just looked horrible sitting on that shelf...like it was
mocking me for letting it out...and when i flushed that
toilet, i jumped back as it looked like the turd would fly
out of the can....now i have a slight phobia for those kinds
of toilet


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-23 06:29 [#01085359]
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don't be a silly boy. it's only worrds.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-23 06:30 [#01085361]
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I wonder what Ceri JC's real name is........

I'm Barry.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 06:34 [#01085368]
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yeah, they're pretty much in every camp in croatia. finally
i get the idea what's that water toilet - wouldn't want to
use that one :)


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 06:36 [#01085371]
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jesus christ, whats up with that?
they save money on a bowl, but give you the space of an
apartment to do it in...i think we should merge this thread
to the funny fetish one


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-23 06:41 [#01085378]
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yeah, it looks pretty spacey....maybe it was meant for
picknicks or something. you know, in case one has digestion
trouble or something, and they're meant to spend some time
inthere...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 06:43 [#01085381]
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how many people could fit in one of those holes?


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-02-23 06:46 [#01085392]
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i have to say, i appreciate the walls seperating the
poop-cubicles....gives you that privacy you need when you
ONLY wanna be completely visible, ass with crap hangin out
included, from the hallway because of your modern semi-wall
there.....peh....i also like the rubber outline to the
toilet, with the little slip-stoppers, hehe, in case you
miss, you won't have to worry about falling in the black
hole


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-02-23 06:52 [#01085401]
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imagine having that as the toilet in a restaurant! when
you're done on the toilet, you have to walk by seven other
people taking a shit where you can see them, and then go
back to eating!


 


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