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isnieZot
from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-02-22 05:31 [#01084026]
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and asks the bartender "have you seen my brother?" the bartender says -"what does he look like?" . . . . . . . . . . . . HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:33 [#01084028]
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a penguin walked into a bar
he should have seen it as hed just been in there
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:34 [#01084029]
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sorry
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mc_303_beatz
from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-22 05:40 [#01084037]
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An orange and a banana in a bar.
Banana says to the orange "you're round"
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nobsmuggler
from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:52 [#01084051]
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what did the 0 say to the 8
nice belt
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Jedi Chris
on 2004-02-22 06:04 [#01084059]
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What is this, the shit jokes thread?
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:05 [#01084060]
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and the penguin replys: 1 meter 20, blond hair and blue eyes. right??
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-02-22 06:09 [#01084068]
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I loved that one!
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-02-22 06:10 [#01084069]
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A penguin walks into a bar and says...
"Ow, that hurt"
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:17 [#01084074]
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why do men not have cellulite?
cuz it's ugly.
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ecnadniarb
on 2004-02-22 06:19 [#01084078]
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I have cellulite. I call her my future wife.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:20 [#01084079]
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8-)
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elusive
from detroit (United States) on 2004-02-22 08:57 [#01084155]
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pirate walks into a bar.
bartender goes: "Aye, Pirate....You got a steering wheel in your pants!"
pirate goes
ARRRRRRRRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTZ!!
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 09:40 [#01084191]
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Little kid goes up to his Dad and says "If there were nuts on the wall would they be walnuts?"
"Yes Son they would."
"if there were nuts on my chest would they be Chesnuts?"
"Yes Son they would."
"If there were nuts on my chin would they be chin nuts?"
"No Son, you'd have a dick in your mouth,"
BAM!
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corrupted-girl
on 2004-02-22 11:26 [#01084278]
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hahahah! 1 1!!
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Zephyr Twin
from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-22 11:33 [#01084281]
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hahahaahahhahah, best thread eva!
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