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a penguin walk into a bar..
 

offline isnieZot from pooptown (Belgium) on 2004-02-22 05:31 [#01084026]
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and asks the bartender
"have you seen my brother?"
the bartender says
-"what does he look like?"
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:33 [#01084028]
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a penguin walked into a bar

he should have seen it as hed just been in there


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:34 [#01084029]
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sorry


 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2004-02-22 05:40 [#01084037]
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An orange and a banana in a bar.

Banana says to the orange "you're round"


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-02-22 05:52 [#01084051]
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what did the 0 say to the 8

nice belt


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-22 06:04 [#01084059]
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What is this, the shit jokes thread?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:05 [#01084060]
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and the penguin replys: 1 meter 20, blond hair and blue
eyes. right??


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-02-22 06:09 [#01084068]
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I loved that one!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 06:10 [#01084069]
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A penguin walks into a bar and says...

"Ow, that hurt"


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:17 [#01084074]
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why do men not have cellulite?

cuz it's ugly.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-22 06:19 [#01084078]
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I have cellulite. I call her my future wife.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-22 06:20 [#01084079]
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8-)


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2004-02-22 08:57 [#01084155]
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pirate walks into a bar.

bartender goes: "Aye, Pirate....You got a steering wheel in
your pants!"

pirate goes

ARRRRRRRRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTZ!!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-22 09:40 [#01084191]
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Little kid goes up to his Dad and says
"If there were nuts on the wall would they be walnuts?"

"Yes Son they would."

"if there were nuts on my chest would they be Chesnuts?"

"Yes Son they would."

"If there were nuts on my chin would they be chin nuts?"

"No Son, you'd have a dick in your mouth,"

BAM!


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-02-22 11:26 [#01084278]
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hahahah!
1
1!!


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-02-22 11:33 [#01084281]
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hahahaahahhahah, best thread eva!


 


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