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This is a day of the week me and my friends dubbed because we do anything we want. We usually start the day at 2pm and start getting drunk and go to random peoples houses until we all go to a party or go to a bar or something like that. Fuck you fridays end on saturday afternoon. If today (friday) you are bored then pop in some supreme metal and do whatever you like! It usually works to your advantage! |
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Sadly you are sat at your computer on this "fuck you" friday. |
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i sipping on some beer relaxing, listening to hardcore and waiting for one of my mates to get off of work. |
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I've hated Fridays lately. Last weeks was good though. Went for a mexican with a porn* |
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Today is technically a fuck you friday for me too, since I didn't go to class, and it's my birthday so I'll be gettin propa fucked up. ;) |
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i hate fridays at the moment. not a good day rreally. fucking borring. i don't get that 'frriday feeling' |
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Appee Birfdee. I love every day of the week equally...except Tuesday which is evil. |
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oooooooh...happy geburtstag, mister!!! Und jetzt alle gegen die Mauer ihr Schweinehunde! |
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BAM! |
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i would like to have any kindof friday except the "go home and go to bed early because you have work at 6:30am saturday morning" kind. those suck. |
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hahah *copies and pastes into a translater and prepares himself for something that will probably be nowhere near what the actual sentence says* |
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i'm having the 'got back frrom worrk and i'm hungrry but the foot at worrk's kinda put me off eating, so i'll be borred and then got to bed because i'm at worrk tomorrrrow' frriday. |
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this is what the translator gives me: "And now all against the wall its pig dog!" |
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i feel dirrty. |
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So does Christina. |
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i'm cold too. so now i plan to kill two birrds with one stone. i'll change out of my worrk clothes which arre thin and dirrty into my home clothes that arre thick and clean. and that frriends is that. BAM! |
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i feel clean |
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you did that shit up like it was your job! :) |
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and warrm too |
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I wanted to kill two birds with one stone, but the stone slipped out of my hand just as the first one stopped crying for me to let her go giving her mate a chance to escape. I will try again some time though. |
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that's why you should use an axe. |
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Kill two birds with one axe...novel idea...but it might just work. |
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it does worrk. |
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gets messy |
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How about killing one bird with two stones? |
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5 birds 2 stones one bag of quick lime BAM! |
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5 birds 2 condoms 1 whore 12 pack of beer 3 limes and a fucking tire from a 1988 Monte Carlo super sport :D!! |
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why do hookerrs look so hot? it's odd, but if yourr gf drressed like they do, you'd be like WTF? |
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I got that beat: 10 birds 7 cucumbers 9 dildos 15 condoms 71 disposable cameras 5 tubes of lube 2 butt plugs 1 vacumn cleaner burt bacharach and his band OH YEAH! That's love making. |
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not where i live sir |
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it's fun |
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you think that's something? a dodo, an ostrich, and a hummingbird 1 or 2 pocket-pussies 17 strap on dildos 9 ben wah-balls 1001 hookers of assorted sizes, shapes, and colors a 30mm machine gun a video cam with 200 hours of tape 44 penis rings hooked together to make a giant penis ring chain a giant gold potleaf to wear on the giant chain (gotta get my bling on) the jackson 5 what was all this for again? |
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a dodo, an ostrich, and a hummingbird 1 or 2 pocket-pussies 17 strap on dildos 9 ben wah-balls 1001 hookers of assorted sizes, shapes, and colors a 30mm machine gun a video cam with 200 hours of tape 44 penis rings hooked together to make a giant penis ring chain a giant gold potleaf to wear on the giant chain (gotta get my bling on) the jackson 5 10 birds 7 cucumbers 9 dildos 15 condoms 71 disposable cameras 5 tubes of lube 2 butt plugs 1 vacumn cleaner burt bacharach and his band and an apple!! |
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fuck me |
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who fucking? |
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this friday is "do shrooms and smoke pot" friday. |
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