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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-17 17:22 [#01077757]
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this joke is sort of a "evolume remix" of a joke somebody
posted on the bulliten board here at work. I have made a
few additions and re posted it on my work bulliten board:

There is a Yankee fan, a Mariners fan, a Marlins fan and a
Cubs fan climbing up to the top of a mountain talking about
how loyal they are to their team, and how they would do
anything for them. Once they reach the top of the mountain
the Marlins fan screams, “THIS IS FOR THE
MARLINS” and jumps off. The Cubs fan also jumps
screaming, “THIS IS FOR THE CUBS.” Finally the
Mariners fan screams, “THIS IS FOR EVERYONE”
and pushes the Yankee fan off. The Yankee fan screams,
“FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHGGGG!” as he plummets toward the earth.
After falling for quite some time, he lands feet first in a
sun-baked, dry creek bed. The force of the impact crushes
him like a watermelon; like a watermelon stuffed with
animal parts.



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-02-17 17:24 [#01077761]
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Very good!

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-17 17:24 [#01077762]
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Hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hhahaha


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-02-17 17:29 [#01077771]
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thast funny

 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-02-17 17:30 [#01077773]
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i don't get it

 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-17 17:33 [#01077778]
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The punchline is that when the Mariners fan reaches the top
of the mountain, he dies.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-02-17 17:35 [#01077781]
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before falling off the mountain? now i get it; it's not
funny at all


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-17 17:51 [#01077816]
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hmm i thought the part about the watermelon was funny. but
i'd say just about anything stuffed with animal parts is
funny. For example that turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed
with a chicken. if i made one of those i'd find a way to
get some bacon in there too.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-17 17:54 [#01077818]
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maybe i should have ended with, "The force of the impact
crushes him like a Turducken; like a Turducken stuffed with
Canadian Bacon."


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-17 19:00 [#01077912]
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actually i think "watermelon" is better because watermelons
have all that juice and also, how the heck did they get the
animal parts in there?


 

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