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Yup, going to get myself all buffed up, and then I'll parade around town in a thong all greased up! |
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As if you didn't do that anyway. |
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werd! I started awhile back doing sissy stuff, but only recently i've started to move to way heavier wieghts, the results are good so far! |
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I know what you're all thinking... "How does he come up with all those excellent, thought provoking threads?" Well, the fact is, I really don't know... they just come to me! |
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and what will you be working out as you walk around town all greased up wearing a thong? 2 + 2? |
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Remember to start slow at first. I need to get a membership to a gym. Using my dumbells can only go so far. |
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no, I'm up to more advanced mathematics... I'm doing multiplication and division now... so I'll probably try and multiply 2 by 2, and then try to divide the answer by 2... maybe, if I feel up to it! |
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I hate gyms, its cheaper and easier to just buy an exercise machine. And you dont have to ask other people when they are gonna be done using those wieghts, or having to wipe of their sweat so you can get a good grip on the handles. |
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well the university I attend has a big huge gymnasium place, with a big track for running, courts for basket-ball, tennis and badminton, and a work out area! |
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Multigym as used by Chuck Norris |
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oh, I forgot to say I get free access because I'm a student... :) |
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and Christy Brinkley |
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Do they got fit girls working out there at the same time who you can go for a sauna and shower with when you are finished? |
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are you doing this for the ladies or health reasons? |
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do they have communal shitters? |
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nah he's doing it because he is a fat twat who suffers from active vanity disorder which was just invented by some mad american doctor :D |
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I believe so... I don't know if I'd want to shower with a sweat female though... that's gross!! |
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Are you taking the piss or something??? Sweaty fit young females are the best type of females. |
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Ripped to the Core! |
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free gym is always good. |
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health reasons mostly... I'm totally out of shape, and the exercise would definitely do me good... but I'm sure if I did get buffed, it wouldn't hurt with the ladies! ;) |
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i prefer to keep the juices between the leg area thank you. |
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I like my girls clean, and full clothed! |
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They hurt you at the moment do they??? hahaha you get beat up by girls... *stops acting like a kid* |
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I swim every morning/afternoon depending on when I surface. I'm all beautiful and everything. |
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I can't help it... when you're only three feet tall, girls just think they can push you around... I figure if I build up some muscle, I'll be able to kick their asses! |
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yoga is where it's at, if you wanna impress the ladies. ;p i've been doing yoga 3 or 4 times a week for th past 6 months. it seriously has changd my life, ie. more energy, flxibility, i lost a little over 20 lbs. oh and i can put my palms on the floor without bending my knees! |
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And people wonder why North Americans are stereotyped as fat cunts with no sense of fun or humour. You seriously don't like getting sweaty with girls? |
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Actually it's called total gym. I have one and it's decent, especially since it's 100 bucks. I'm going to cancel my 24 hour fitness membership because I'm too poor right now. It's a shame we live in an age where we have to simulate the excercise we got naturally in our earlier evolutionary environment. |
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So just another 400lb and you will be well tasty :D |
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Told you I don't watch much TV. |
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I just want to get in shape... exercise definitely makes one feel good, but I have never been able to be disciplined about it... I think now I'm going to try and be more organized about it, and set specific times every week to do it... it's on campus where I go to school, so it shouldn't be hard to maybe work out between classes, etc... |
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haha, you have no sense of humor if you were taking me seriously there! ;) |
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ecnadniarb> EXACTLY! :D |
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Exercise shouldn't be a discipline, it should be FUN FUN FUN. Which it isn't. Which is why I don't exercise any more. Fuck keep fit. |
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yeah, monoid's into all that pre evolutionary nonsense, he was on about twatting someone on the head and releiving himself on them or something the other day.. |
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golden showers are fun. there is nothing like the warm feeling of your girlfriend pissing on you. |
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it's fun sometimes... sometimes I'm really really in the mood to lift weights, and so I'll do it for a few nights... but then one day I'll be totally exausted, and I'll get out of the routine and it fulls it up... you need to be disciplined so you keep at it regularly even if you don't feel up to it on particular days... |
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I did some boxing when I was younger...I used to be really fit. I just can't be arsed these days, plus I have a dodgy left lung which I won't go and get checked out. |
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I'M TELLING YOU YOGA IS WHERE IT'S AT! |
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What's so good about a bear from Jellystone park? |
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That's yogi you idiot. |
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Yes, deficating on one another was probably a major behavior of cro-magnon man. |
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Oh yes...in that case...What's so fucking good about a little green midget that speaks English like hyakusen? |
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THAT is a good question. ^_^ |
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Play The Exploding Psychology and Go! Spastic and do pushups. |
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*puts go plastic in* i can't stop picking my nose, and now i've gone and made it bleed. |
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muscles are "overrated" |
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I'd like to do a 'step class' with hyakusen calling out all the moves. |
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so are cockles and they are even more dangerous. |
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