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see? life could be worse.. www.improvisation.ws/mb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4475 |
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10 months, he must either enjoy ' the perks' of the job, or he has simply given up trying for more. |
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i think its a she.. ..and read on, it gets better/worse |
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sorry, she. Poor girl, these stories just get worse and worse. |
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thanks for the link! It's actaully an interesting/funny read... "As I said, they used to scare me until I got to know my regulars. If you don't count the porn addiction, they're not such bad guys. And once I thought about it, they'd be my best chance if someone tried to rob the store. They'd never let me get shot- who would give them their porn?" hehe |
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quote... (this reading is great!) "The most disturbing customer of the day called right at nine to ask when we opened. I told him we were, and he asked if the DVD of "L.A. Sex Party" was in. (A lot of our movies have "sex party" in the title. It was only a few months ago that I realized that this is because a lot of porn renters don't know what "orgy" means.) It was in, but today we didn't have another clerk on yet, and I can't leave the register unattended to go downstairs and all the way to the back to pull a gay adult DVD tag... ... I explained that I could go down and pull his tag as soon as the new clerk came in, which would be very soon. It wasn't a new release and not in much demand. I told him that it was a safe bet that it would be in when he got there - especially since he said he would come right over. "Well, if someone tries to rent it, could you take it away from them?" Um, no. I explained for about the thirtieth time that another clerk would be on soon, and that it was unlikely that his DVD would rent before then. And then as politely and gently as possible I refused to rip the DVD from another renter's hands. |
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this is awesome! don't miss out on it! this girl is a great writer! "...We also got a letter in our paychecks from Bob, the owner. It describes the arrest in lascivious detail, then has a message for the rest of us about how he's sure we're all great people with big plans for the future, but he will not hesitate to bust our asses if it turns out we're not." |
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nobody seem to care, but it's an awesome reading! "I am deeply relieved to report that V8refers to fingers. How sad that I've reached a point in my life that the fact that a woman is only having four fingers jammed up her anus while another four are jammed up her vagina is a relief." |
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yeah, that blog/jounrnal whatever is pretty famous. that's the worst job ever |
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I think it is really well written, but I am not in the mood to read it all at the moment. |
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yeah it's the groove. Both the gay and straight sections have giant cock fixations. The straight section tends to be more graphic about it, usually showing just pictures of women posing with a giant cock and no guy attached at all, like they didn't have room for him in the picture. |
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it makes good reading... but i'm glad blockbusters dont do porn...yet my job suddenly seems a bit better only a bit mind |
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that guy is so smart, im just at the forth post or so, love the polite fiction thing with the pigmee couple, and tae bo ill see if i can post the remark that he should make this into a movie and become the quentin tarrantino of porn at the end |
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oh my, its a she (No, he's not hitting on me. He's gay.) i get so melancholie from reading this and listening to incunabula |
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yeah she's great. She recorded some of these stories onto tape or something (I read on the website)... It would really make a great book anyway. |
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dont suppose you have a link? it was compelling reading and she had a good literary style |
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Thank you, thank you, thank you. This is excellent intelligent writing. Best grossout sociology since the golden years of alt.tasteless. |
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sorry sorry sorry.. my mistake, it was just a suggestion from one of the posters on the forum, and I misread it... But she did take part (10 minutes) in a radioshow (where she read some material)... http://www.thislife.org/pages/descriptions/02/216.html (act 4) |
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Ali starts at around 32 minutes. |
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Not far from my place of residence there's an adult store called "Amazing", and it really is just that. It's huge. I went in there with some friends once, and there's quite a selection of videos. Some scary stuff, though. It's like a real life version of the xxx internet. The clerks looked like bouncers, ready to open up a can of whoop-ass on anyone who returned a spooge-covered dvd. They were very friendly to us, fortunetely. Not that we bought anything. Really, we didn't. I'm serious. |
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there getting deeper along the way the stuff about porn drift was quite beautiful (now im out of the reading drift that sounds kind of weird) she is such a great person, i was touched reading on now, pff, its alot |
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Good stuff! =) ha! funny how most of us in this thread just keept on reading this long text . That is very rare when someone post a link like this one , she is a very good writer indeed. |
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It is clearly meant to be a feature, a sort of guarantee of quality: whatever else may or may not happen in this film, you are guaranteed at least one gaping asshole. Frequently there is also a gaping asshole holding the box, but that issue is not addressed. so i wanted to make a thread titled gaping asshole inside, but was considered enough not to. your welcome, your fuckpig, big |
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I read the first page of those. Damn it was weird. I couldnt stop reading these. Finally i forced myself to click the "x" to close the window! :) Very interesting reading. I never really thought much about those folks behind the counter. Now i recognize that, they too are people :p |
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*bump* (sorry,i've been away+didnt get to discuss this with any of you) |
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fascinating reading |
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Incedibly interesting read...thanks for the link! |
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