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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:00 [#01056702]
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if someone knows her, could you tell her to give me a call.
thank you!!!


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offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:02 [#01056703]
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She is real pretty...I would like to cut her eyes out and
stare into them forever.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-31 18:03 [#01056704]
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a little too lanky. could have a better face


 

offline spoonz from Edmonton, AB (Canada) on 2004-01-31 18:04 [#01056706]
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meh.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-31 18:04 [#01056707]
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a little too lanky. could have a better face. I mean, look,
her calfs are bigger than her thighs


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:04 [#01056708]
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I nearly dehydrated myself watching bring it on when I was
staying at my girlfriends house.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-31 18:04 [#01056709]
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oops


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-31 18:05 [#01056710]
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She peaked in The Virgin Suicides... she has gone downhill
since then. As Mappatazee said, she looks a bit too lanky
now.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:07 [#01056711]
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I'd still do her in any position she wanted doing in...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:07 [#01056712]
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perhaps she's not the best looker, but she's very sexy.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:08 [#01056714]
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yeah there is a massive difference between "sexy" and
"insanely fuckable" and she is the latter.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:10 [#01056717]
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it's beyond me how can you get all those women being like
this...i bet you're a real sweetheart in real life :)


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-31 18:11 [#01056719]
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damn that shit has been so altered


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:12 [#01056722]
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Nah I've just cock a big cock and a winning smile.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:19 [#01056735]
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but then in the morning when you speak to them, they all
leave, right?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:23 [#01056741]
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speak to them? I normally just grunt and give them money
for a taxi.

There is a lot to be said for the caveman philosophy of
"Club'em, Fuck'em, Chuck'em". Sadly part one has to be
replaced with "Buy them a drink" in the modern world.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-01-31 18:29 [#01056749]
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You can always minesweep and then hand that to them. It
works particularly well with long drinks. Simply combine
two. When they enquire as to what it is, smile knowingly and
say, "A suprise, try it and let me know if you like it."

Remember kids, £2 for a drink equates to a white label
record ;)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:29 [#01056750]
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yeah, that's just terrible, but some times they spring too.
(i don't like that tho)


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:30 [#01056752]
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i love this dreamy look she has...i get all paralised


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:31 [#01056753]
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I normally rob whatever money they have while they are
asleep. They pay for their own drink and taxi home and that
normally leaves me with enough to go out and buy breakfast.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:32 [#01056755]
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I'd say it is more "dumb blonde trying to figure out what
has just been said to her" than "dreamy"


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:33 [#01056757]
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you haven't seen any of her movies, did you? she doesn't
look that dumb at all. actually there's nothing wrong with
being dumb...


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-31 18:36 [#01056760]
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why does she have make up and boots on in sauna?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-31 18:36 [#01056761]
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I don't watch movies, but I have saw Bring It On as I said
in a previous post :D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 18:38 [#01056763]
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just so she doesn't catch cold.


 

offline Fuckwagon from Dallas (United States) on 2004-01-31 18:55 [#01056773]
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I'm very impressed with the high standards we hold. What a
bunch of classy guys here at XLT.


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-31 18:58 [#01056775]
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I Like this one!



 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-31 19:00 [#01056776]
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I just noticed on further inspection - look the hand on the
left. Does it look strange? Her hand looks huge.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 19:01 [#01056777]
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imagine what can she do with those hands!!!

my, that picture is AWESOME!
no wonder she's my girlfriend...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-31 19:08 [#01056784]
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Judge others, lest they judge ye firste


 

offline child810 from boston (United States) on 2004-01-31 19:24 [#01056788]
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So Bangable

I've killed for less

Damn I'm bored...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-31 19:31 [#01056791]
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oh, this one deserves to be posted!!!


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offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-31 21:46 [#01056882]
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here is my girlfriend... the sexiest woman on the world as
far as me is concerned yo!


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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-01-31 21:53 [#01056884]
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Here's my girlfriend, her name is Lonneke Engel and oh my
Lord. I don't have any pictures of her naked or even many of
her half-naked, because she's a real woman.


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offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-01-31 22:01 [#01056889]
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is that really your girlfriend or is she just an
actress/model that I'm not familiar with?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-01 05:10 [#01056963]
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she's ok like


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-02-01 05:13 [#01056965]
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:O this is Ophecks we arre talking about. As much as
he may like to think so... he's not a darrk horrse.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2004-02-01 05:27 [#01056986]
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haha, nice girlfriends guys!

i got one too
<-----------


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-01 06:34 [#01057023]
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This is my new girlfriend, she's a politican or something.


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offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-01 06:42 [#01057033]
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it's hard to tell what they do, since you send them home 1st
thing in the morning, right? :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-02-01 06:45 [#01057037]
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Yep, I don't bother asking most of the time. Sometimes you
pick up on certain signs when you are going through their
bag looking for money or drugs though :D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-01 06:54 [#01057045]
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hahaha

here...another pic of her dreamy eyes


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offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-01 06:57 [#01057054]
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all of these are ugly. specially first one - nose like
fuckin potatoe


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-01 06:58 [#01057058]
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hey - my eyes are 10000 times more beautiful


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-01 07:05 [#01057064]
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hahaha, just can't deal with seeing better people than
yourself, can you? :)

btw, it's the same girl on most of the pics in this thread.

come on then, show us your eyes...i may fly to poland...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-01 07:07 [#01057065]
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better looking people*


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-01 07:11 [#01057067]
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no really, i can see that she has great figure but there is
something anooying in her nose - i mean, its not my type of
beauty .



 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-02-01 07:11 [#01057068]
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she reminds me Celine Dion.
and this is enough to cut her head off.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-02-01 07:12 [#01057070]
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you haven't seen any celine pictures, have you?


 

offline blowfield on 2004-02-01 07:53 [#01057099]
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as spiderman's love she is cute. in virgin suicides, too,
but i think she is not so pretty, she is overrated, indeed!


 


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