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The funniest entry wins! |
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I'm gonna cut this motherfuckers hair. |
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Where's my fatty boom blatty blunt? snares: ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!! |
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why is his left hand stuck up my ass? |
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"Scissors beats rock mate,,, trust me" |
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and then I did put my index finger in his ass! |
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3 inches. |
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and that's the call sign for my bruvvas like |
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The number of albums released by snares as this photo was taken... |
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Snares makes two of my fingers turn invisible. |
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Is it cos I is white? |
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Look! we got the same colour T-Shirt on. |
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because I'm worth it |
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This guy really knows where his towel is. |
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"No time for the old in-out, in-out now love, i've just come to read the meter!" |
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One day I am gonna grow a beard...just like snaresy. |
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"D amnI can'tg etm yh ando uto fh isa ss!!" |
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And that's the different holes you can penetrate. |
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Bob tried desperately to have his photo taken with Snares, but never completely succeeded. |
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"So yeah like I basically killed the robot, what I did yeah was actually set fire to his RISC chip which made him explode. Then I saw a humongous dragon flying over a hill in the distance, so I picked up the half broken laser catapult from the dead robot's hand and started firing at it, but I found out that the laser had run out of batteries so I could not even fire a single blast. By this time the dragon was flying towards me at a sickening rate, and I had no option other than to climb up on the huge pile of robot debris before me, grab onto the winged beast's leg, and make my way onto his back. From there I traversed the scaly wanker until I reached the back of his head, where I remember that I still had a shard of glass trapped in my shoulder from the fight I had earlier.. I ripped it out and jammed it into the dragon's eyes. He began having spasms in the air and began to fall. I climbed onto his wing and manouvered myself in such a way that I was able to use the wing as a parachute... after tearing it off of course. I landed safely and collected the prize. To celebrate I did this hand action: " |
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Best method to get the cum off your hands is to put your hand like so and just shake it. |
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hahahahahha |
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"I just had a device stitched into my hand which allows me to fire a swarm of bees from between my fingers. They love stinging people in the face. Look!" |
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So I just pulled my hand out like this and was just shoving it in the guys and going VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME VIDEODROME till he fell over |
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ahahahaha |
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"Chocolate Wheelchair is crap" |
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And Bruce went "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry" so I said back You wouldn't like it when I do THIS! |
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and that was the end of Promo's cat |
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"I have 3 pets. A dog, a cat, and a fish. What? You don't believe me? Look, no look, I have them alright. OK? Allow me to demonstrate. Look see this thumb yeah? That's 1. OK. This finger? That makes it 2. Yeah, and this last finger here, that makes it 3. Get it you stupid motherfucker? 1, 2, 3. 3 fingers, 3 pets. For fuck's sake. You still don't understand do you? I have 3. THREE. T H R E E pets. Not four, not five, not six... THREE.... OK you stupid untalented shit??? I'm gonna fucking kill you you stupid shit. Come on. Look. Don't make me get angry. THREE pets. ONE two three. Ohh fuck.. you are so stupid man. Whoa shit is that venetian snares? Fuck this, I'm gonna get a picture taken with him!" |
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This little piggy went to market........... |
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I thought this was a Radiohead concert. Im outtie.... peace! |
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Pow nigga! |
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"Only 1 million years to go" |
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"All i'm sayin is 24!" "24 what?" "24 is the highest number!" |
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3. California soul - Marlena Shaw |
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"goatse.cx man for president" |
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is the magic number |
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And that's how many times I fucked YOUR mum last night bitch! |
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c'mon you guys can do better than that, I'll give you more material. |
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I'll get the webcam and show you the photos of my conquests on the wall. |
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we both suck. |
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chicks dig masks the three words that have gotten me where I am today |
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2. Double-click on My Computer and double-click on the CD-ROM drive. |
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here's an easy target...i'll probably have to delete this thread, or just bury it where noone will ever find it |
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"MY FACE IS STUCK TO YOURS " |
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dude whats that shit on the side of your face |
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hahaha |
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that's not fair you can't gang up on me like that |
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most humourous, my_kat |
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"i didn't know you had smegma" |
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