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cottage, boat, 100 lbs in weight. we can dump them into lake Erie |
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..go about killing someone and getting away with it? |
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if you kill yourself then you will never be caught by any living authority. |
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kill everyone at once, muahahahaha |
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rephrase: how would you go about killing someone who wasn't you, and only one person and getting away with it, using only toiletpaper and a bottle-cap? |
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but seriously, i would spend a few months building an alibi......don't get too close to the victim but not too distant....work your way into the family, and close friends, convince them you are just another guy, personal relations help...when people just don't wanna believe that it could be someone they know. next, i'd keep track of the victim, figure out an intercept where she will not be missed if she is late 20 mins...meanwhile i'll have an alibi like "being in another part of the country travelling, have people to verify this...i trick the witnesses by leaving for a couple of hours and being back again"..... its a quick kill to avoid regret or guilt, i would wear a full body suit with common shoe type and a size a few too big for me.....i would remember to bring a hair and some skin samples from some stranger to to put under nails and genital area of victim.....tie victim up in large plastic bags...and leave in a ditch.....it'll be weeks before she is found, the dna will not match mine, i was out of town. |
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i am available for childrens parties by the way, :) |
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I wouldn't post an intenet to do it on the messageboard. I'd kill them by leading them to suicide. |
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well you wanna be as hardcore as possible, so while ur at it remove the persons jaw and hammer the back of the skull inward....remove all braintissue and fill with toiletpaper and bottle caps.....sell brain on local market for a few bucks and buy a pack of cigarettes, light a smoke look for next victim |
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Wrap the bottle cap in the paper. Give this gift of death to the person you want to kill and tell them to go somewhere and open it. Tell them that if they find a bottle cap inside, they will die. It might just be crazy enough to work! |
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i would most likely pick a random victim, leaving no trails to me. then, i'd make her think she was crazy by following her with a projector which I would use to randomly project images of afwul things onto objects near her, then, when she was at the brink of breakdown, I would step in and comfort her and kill her within the same hour. i would dump the body in a completely clean closed room a few miles from where i actually killed her. the original kill-site, I would clean down to the smallest corner while the police were searching a few miles away. |
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Stuff the toilet paper in their mouth and nose and scoop their eyes out with the bottlecaps for amusement value. Also if you are killing someone, always pic somebody with whom you have no connection to at all, just a random person off the street. The police will then find it almost impossible to catch you. |
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and then, I would get the mayors prints and put them on the bottle-cap, and leave it in her vagina. the toilet paper was used while cleaning the kill site. |
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Or if ou really wanted to kill a female organise a blind date with Monoid for her. |
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or maybe i would train my opossum to eat them. then i would kill the opossum and have it eaten by my pigs, which again would be eaten by my giraffe. |
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