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Hey any medics in the house?? I think I've got t.c. 'cause I've got this lump on my nut sac.. except it's not really attached to either of the balls so I was thinking 'Wouldn't it have to be on one of the balls for it to be testicular cancer?' I'm almost certainly going to the doctors but I was wondering if anyone could put my mind at ease? |
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GO TO HERR DOKTOR |
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simple, you have a third ball |
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well you should! there shouldn't be a lump in it! i don't think it has to be attached to a ball. But i don't think a lump means cancer in the first place. |
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It's not that big you gross bastard. |
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There are a lot of things it could be. Odds are you have a blocked vein or tube which can cause a swelling or a cyst...obviously you have to get it checked out as soon as possible, but odds are it is something easily treatable. |
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still though, if you think it may be something serious you shouldnt be messing around at a message board, let the doc ease your mind. |
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Easily treatable thank fuck for that. Nice one, braindance. Zephyr: I know but it's too late at night... I'll be waiting until morning. |
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yeah, that's perfectly understandable, but it sounded earlier like you weren't even sure if you were going to go. ;) |
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you will forever be the man with the third ball...... to me anyway. just remember it doesn't change anything between us |
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You are pregnant |
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Have someone do a testicular exam on you. Probably not work safe... http://www.uams.edu/csc/programs/modules/MaleGU/gu/guTestEx am.html |
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of course he isn't, the doctor will want to take away his ticket into the freakshow & experiment on it |
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Well i hope its nothing serious mate. This shit would keep me up at night panicing! :D Good luck with the doctor! Let us know you are alright! |
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Thanks but it's not on the balls.. I think it is just a blockage. |
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Cheers :) |
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we all hope it's really nothing. but get it checked out for sure. |
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Testicular cancer is always attached to the testicle, it is usually thicker than the testicle and maybe it has a rough surface. Does it hurt when you touch it? Is it thick. Is it stable or does it move easily when you touch it. Is the skin red above it? Do you notice something else for example swelling in the bubonic area? |
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Woah.. If your expertise is anything to go by I'm certain I don't have it. |
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A few years ago I thought I had the same. I have a small lump on one of me cherries. I got an ultrasound scan (wasn`t that bad as some nice looking female doctor applied cold gel to my sac), and it turned out to be nothing but a harmless cyst. I panicked because these stupid mens magazines like FHM give you inaccurate advice, telling you that yer testis should be as smooth as a hard boiled egg, which is total bullshit. Saying that, I`ve got 2 friends who got twisted testis and had to get an operation to save them so I would advise strongly to go to the docs. |
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Did you have any infection in the area recently? |
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When your testicles are twisted it hurts like hell. I had an operation for that when i was 13. |
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ouch! apparently the ball dies after 8 hours if not operated on! |
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my father is a doctor, and he is urologist, so he is the doctor that is in charge of those things. but I think the best thing you can do is go to a doctor there. anyway if anytime you wanna ask something to me, Ill ask him |
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No but thanks for the offer nacho. Doomed Puppy: I had a problem urinating about a year ago and they suggested a blockage but they found nothing... |
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You can still fuck pretty normally with both balls removed!!! |
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Surely with less of a slap sound though... you'd miss that |
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You can get silicone bollocks now. |
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you wouldn`t be able to produce white gunk though? |
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silicon or saline depending on your choice and health preferrence. I have four balls, two real to fake for a more satisfying chin slap on my girls. |
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Well in that case I'll get a few dozen implants to imitate grapes. |
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I'm just telling you what i read man... i actually don't know nothing about sex and fucking and all that stuff !!!! Like seriously!!! |
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I'm not worried now anyway |
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is that Lou Carpenter in yer avatar? |
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Say that again and I'll get BA to punch you out sucka... |
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it is likely you have a cyst on your epididimis. it's genetic i think, my old man and my borther have the same. i haven't thankfully. nothing to worry about unless the grow to the size of http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/ask_doctor/epididymal_cyst.shtml |
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.... watermelons! |
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make sure you get a female doctor! |
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i know a kid who had what it sounds like you have, he just lives with it, the cyst i guess or whatever. |
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Seems like it probably isn't cancer, and even if it is, testicular cancer is easily curable when it's caught early. At least that's what the little thing hanging in my shower stall tells me. |
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lol... well, if it isn't curable DJ Xammax will just end up like Meatloaf in Fight Club... |
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as serious as this topic is...most amusing in quite a while :) i hope it's nothing serious. |
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Bitch tits |
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yah dude.. you've got a third ball. i know a kid who has the same problem, he's had it for i think 2 years now, he's fine.... but it's still there.he never went to a doctor or anything. |
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duuuuude. |
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The worst thing that can happen is to remove it surgically if it goes on growing bigger. But it is not malignant and it probably won't ever bother you at all. You are sure that you see no inflammation on your scrotum right? |
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if it's attached to the loose scrotal tissue and not the testicle, it is very likely a small lump of benign scar tissue and will either stay as it is or slowly dissolve over a few years. generally these are painless. this can happen at a hair follicle, or can be the end result of a tiny infection, like a pimple, that you might not have noticed. however, you absolutely should get your ass into a doctor's office immediately. i've known people that ended up having to have a testicle surgically removed due to cancer. it's a difficult situation not only physically, but psychologically. the sooner it's checked out the better. |
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agreed. |
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If there's nothing to worry about, why are they referring you to a hospital? |
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hmm.. somehow your post stayed on top of mine.. |
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