 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (2)big dariusgriffin ...and 335 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614082 Today 2 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
she's a very good. i must say. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
yes, but do you say it with that cute latino accent? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I is about more than cute latino accents and killer good looks! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
"Paradise is exactly like where you are right now. Except much, much BETTER." those who haven't heard of her should download "O Superman". You may enjoy it. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
who's she? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
she's a very big name in the avant-garde scene, i'm quite the fan. she is also lou reed's current partner. o superman is her most famous track, an 8 min vocoder masterpiece imho |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
she's nothing compared to Louie. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
a semen recepticle. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
what's a semen? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'm surprised that more people from here don't know her...being an IDM board and all |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i thought this was a UDM board? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
my mistake... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I'd really like to have sexual intercourse with Salma Hayek, she has nice titties even though they are implants. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
they're not implants and you will NOT have access to them... and you're off topic): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yes, they are implants, and yes I would like to put my grubby hands (and mouth for that matter) all over them! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
implants. proof: http://www.deansplanet.com/salma_hayek_breast_implants.html |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Salma denies all allegations and is on the phone with her many, many lawyers. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
her lawyers suck. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
No, no. You suck! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
anyway, Laurie Anderson's O Superman: Disscuss. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I love that whole 'WEIRD SCIENCE' album |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Big Science.... the weiedness is a virtue): i have it too... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
*weirdness sorry... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
lol, sorry, you know the one though!! Let x=x always cheers me up for some reason. What is the song called where the plane is going to crash? "This is the time, and this is the record of the time..." |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
yeah, let x=x is great): that song you're talking about is "From The Air" , it's the first track on Big Science... if you happen to be interested in listening to more of her stuff: More spoken-word stuff: The Ugly One with The jewels, Bright red (produced by Brian Eno), and United states Live More singing, conventionally musical albums: strange angels, Life on a String, Mister Hearbreak? sorry): i've just been having a Laurie Anderson phase lately, will go back to Autechre soon ): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Forget Laurie Anderson, I wanna talk about Salma Hayek!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Salma is pure and does not need fake tities! end of discussion): Any matters you wish to raise should now be brought to the attention of Ms. Hayek's lawyers. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Okay, so maybe she doesn't have fake titties, but I still wanna talk about her! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'll check out the above , thanks |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you're welcome): hope you like it... Labium Sweat, expect a hostile and potential-heart-attack-causing letter from Salma's lawyers and another from wealthy Arab friends within the next few days. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
|
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What for? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Talking about the divine! ): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Its not like I'm trash talking her, saying negative things, I'm just saying I'd really like to bone her. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha have you ever heard about people who declared publicly they want to bone a deity who weren't subsequently sued, and/or burned in hell for eternity? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
anyway, LAURIE ANDERSON ): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Nope, but that should go for people that disrespect her. Are these links working? If I remember correctly she was the only good thing about that terrible movie Wild Wild West. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
haha at least there's some truths in your statements now): the Wild Wild West WAS Salma Hayek. It doesn't exist as an entity without Ms. Hayek. ie. me. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Laurie Anderson is good): ....trying at least to give an impression we are on topic. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Who is Laurie Anderson? Does she have anything to do with Salma Hayek? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Everything in the world should be looked at in terms of Laurie anderson. So yes): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
By the way, did you hear the rumor that Rob Brown is dating Salma Hayek? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yes that's the one! Salma Hayek denies ALL alegations!!): |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
What exactly is it that Laurie Anderson does? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
oh she's an avant-garde performance and recording artist from USA....download "O Superman" you may like it.. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Hey! Did you know that Salma Hayek appeared on one of Laurie Anderson's videos!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
no i didn't...sounds unlikely! but i've always had a hard time finding any LA videos... where did you hear that? or is it an evil attempt to confuse Salma Hayek... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
The real confusion is, which of Salma's titties would I suck on first, the left one or the right one? I can't fit both in my mouth at once! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
I forgot there was someone here named Salma Hayek. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i'm here! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
