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f0 sh0. Time for some shameless attention whoring. Shine your lights on me, bizzles! :) Oh, and for those who are not interested in the least, there's BEER here! |
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you spring? how great! :) |
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I want to become just as beautiful as you, tolstoyed. :) |
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yeah, i do look good, don't i? :) |
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May I ask what is that purple hippo doing???! :O |
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There's more than one possibility, actually: 1. It's doing a funky dance 2. It's pulling your hair and slapping your booty while you're bent over. 3. It's slapping the face of the person who gives it a blowjob. Hippos are very violent... |
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yes. i once got killed by hippos. |
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blah blah congratulations and stuff :P kom nou maar op met dat bier!!! |
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What the hell? You troll :P |
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can you prove it? |
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merkenvoorkeur? |
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Congrats.....lil' buddy! Let's party!!! |
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Sweet as man. HIT THOSE POINTS! |
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charming avatar, lad! she looks available....*whistles* |
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parTAY!! |
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You drunk? |
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Get your hands off of my woman motherfuuuuuuuucker! Or I'll botty smack YOU! |
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Gut him like a fish!! *passes knife* |
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slicey slicey |
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That'll do nicely!! Can I have the head? It will look so good above my fireplace! :D |
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You're always want head! |
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Shhhhhsshhhh.....that was meant to our secret! :P |
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grolsch of course! what did you think? you wanted to hand me some German beer like Brand? :P |
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Well you know what these wannabe Nederlanders are like! Hehehehhe.....he lives in Germany doesn't he? ;) |
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oh yes, but he's too stubborn to admit it |
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*plays the eXXailon theme song* "5000 points and still German" |
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LOL!! |
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giginger: you're a kinky bitch aren't you? ;) For Morton: |
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This bottle will make a great mutilation tool when broken. |
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a green bottle? that's export beer! dutch people can't get hold of that here, how did you.. ohh.. of course.. :P :D |
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swallow, bitch!! it's not battery acid! |
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Morton, I found this.... |
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LOL! :D |
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Well if you say Limburg is Germany, then it must be true.....I don't think you'd lie to me. :P |
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if you put it that way I might as well bring a tank of german '42 mustard gas to release its content on your sorry hineys. it's a good year, so I've been told. you are nasty people, pissing on my parade :'( |
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The parade is fine.....we need to make sure you have the correct national permits! ;) |
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put a sock in it. |
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That is no way to speak to an Immigration Control Officer, young man! Passport please? |
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they must have been quite desperate when they gave you that job. |
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Well they were quite eager to stop all the immigrants crossing the border from Limburg into Holland, so I got the job easy! :P Ok enough teasing you now......lets carry on with the party!!! *pulls party poppers* |
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congratulations! so, what you can do more now, since you have 5000 points? flying hippo? two dick hippo? |
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I've been told not to tell newbies about it.... |
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When you get to 10,000 points you get magical powers! Although being a Jedi those things are of no use to me anyway. So I hope Phob has something special lined up for me in less than 500 posts time. Start preparing the party, and buying the pressies. eXXailon is officially nominated as party coordinator, so any questions liase with him. Thanks. |
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Anyway, enough of this......this is eXXailons big day......let the celebrations continue!! |
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It's been one hell of a partay! |
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w00t :) |
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Damn right it was.... |
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Happy 5000! *does a headspin flare combo! |
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4951 more posts to go. |
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