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sometimes people say stuff that makes no sense but still has something of an aesthetic value, some of these have been used for song titles, others have been the root of personal jokes world wide "Family tree like a stump" "About as swedish as a dead kangaroo." "open blinds bother me, I feel compelled to close them," "I had a power surge" |
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"Family tree like a stump" could mean no familly at all maybe... |
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this was originally used referring to backwater country town inbred hicks |
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ok, it doesn't make any sense then :) |
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nine ten a big fat hen |
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"Go shit in the park" |
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i was watching Angel recently, and there was a scene that was a flashback to the 20s' where Angel said to a woman 'take a hike betty' and she said 'well pound snow you, mook' or something like that...it was weird... |
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"The banana is great, but the skin is greater" - Captain H R Robinson (whilst smoking opium) |
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How bout... "thanks mum and dad for all you have done for me!" hahahhhhahaahhh! hows that full utter bullshit eh? |
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"your hole's your hole" my old man told me that one. |
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"About as swedish as a dead kangaroo." TEH WINAR! |
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lots of Radiohead, Sonic Youth and Coil lyrics are like that... i like this =) |
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TEH WINRAR? |
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i don't remember writing "antisense my senses " but somehow i did... o_O i don't know if it's any cool but it's nonsense anyway. |
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"open blinds bother me, I feel compelled to close them," thats not that nonsensical.... nice avatar martinhm :D |
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Christ on a pony! |
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ta. courtesy of trevor brown. |
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i need you like a need an asshole on my elbow |
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"to compensate donors" "abortion face" |
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"virgin prostitute |
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we have large dose of butter in this butter |
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as dry as a dead dingo's donger |
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unixes baby change disable |
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"at home, even wood tastes good" "he who has diarrhea cannot hold up him who vomits" "truth is greater than ten goats" "a mean guy shouldn't have any wine" "everyday is not friday... there is also tuesday" "in the forest a skillet sounds like music" "a watermelon will not ripen in your armpit" |
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Money won't make you happy. There's nothing more important than family. My wedding day was the best day of my life. Life is great. |
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you just blew my mind |
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I love my job. After all these years, I still love you as much as ever. |
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You're welcome. |
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you're going to love this -- refresh for a new one |
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I am not racist, but I will stand up for my race and there is nothing wrong with that. |
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that's so awesome~! |
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Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball lol! |
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"if you would like that, wouldn't you like it?" |
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Happy Cycling- Thanks, that is one of the single greatest websites I've ever seen. Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits. |
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:) |
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Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant. 8) |
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