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offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-13 06:15 [#01030810]
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sometimes people say stuff that makes no sense but still
has something of an aesthetic value, some of these have been
used for song titles, others have been the root of personal
jokes world wide

"Family tree like a stump"

"About as swedish as a dead kangaroo."

"open blinds bother me, I feel compelled to close them,"

"I had a power surge"


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-13 06:17 [#01030813]
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"Family tree like a stump" could mean no familly at all
maybe...


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-13 06:20 [#01030816]
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this was originally used referring to backwater country town
inbred hicks


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-13 06:22 [#01030817]
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ok, it doesn't make any sense then :)


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-01-13 06:25 [#01030819]
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nine
ten
a big fat hen


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-13 06:32 [#01030823]
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"Go shit in the park"


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2004-01-13 06:36 [#01030826]
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i was watching Angel recently, and there was a scene that
was a flashback to the 20s' where Angel said to a woman
'take a hike betty' and she said 'well pound snow you, mook'
or something like that...it was weird...


 

offline martinhm from York (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-13 06:36 [#01030827]
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"The banana is great, but the skin is greater"

- Captain H R Robinson (whilst smoking opium)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-13 07:38 [#01030880]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



How bout...
"thanks mum and dad for all you have done for me!"

hahahhhhahaahhh! hows that full utter bullshit eh?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-01-13 07:40 [#01030885]
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"your hole's your hole"

my old man told me that one.


 

offline TehLaw from around. (Canada) on 2004-01-13 07:50 [#01030902]
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"About as swedish as a dead kangaroo."
TEH WINAR!


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-13 07:52 [#01030905]
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lots of Radiohead, Sonic Youth and Coil lyrics are like
that... i like this =)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-13 07:52 [#01030908]
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TEH WINRAR?


 

offline uzim on 2004-01-13 08:49 [#01030967]
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i don't remember writing "antisense my senses " but somehow
i did... o_O

i don't know if it's any cool but it's nonsense anyway.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-13 08:55 [#01030975]
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"open blinds bother me, I feel compelled to close them,"
thats not that nonsensical....

nice avatar martinhm :D


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-13 08:56 [#01030976]
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Christ on a pony!


 

offline martinhm from York (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-13 08:58 [#01030980]
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ta.

courtesy of trevor brown.


 

offline Amnesiac from ERIE (United States) on 2004-01-13 09:10 [#01031005]
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i need you like a need an asshole on my elbow


 

offline martinhm from York (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-13 09:13 [#01031016]
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?


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-13 09:21 [#01031039]
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"to compensate donors"

"abortion face"


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-13 09:22 [#01031044]
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"virgin prostitute


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2004-01-13 09:23 [#01031048]
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we have large dose of butter in this butter


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-13 11:14 [#01031247]
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as dry as a dead dingo's donger


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-14 01:34 [#01032418]
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unixes baby change disable


 

offline soundman234 on 2004-01-14 01:40 [#01032424]
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"at home, even wood tastes good"

"he who has diarrhea cannot hold up him who vomits"

"truth is greater than ten goats"

"a mean guy shouldn't have any wine"

"everyday is not friday... there is also tuesday"

"in the forest a skillet sounds like music"

"a watermelon will not ripen in your armpit"


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-14 01:45 [#01032426]
Points: 11958 Status: Regular



Money won't make you happy.

There's nothing more important than family.

My wedding day was the best day of my life.

Life is great.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-14 01:46 [#01032427]
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you just blew my mind


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-14 01:52 [#01032432]
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I love my job.

After all these years, I still love you as much as ever.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-14 01:53 [#01032433]
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You're welcome.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-01-14 01:56 [#01032435]
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you're going to love this --

surrealist compliment generator

refresh for a new one


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-14 02:01 [#01032438]
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I am not racist, but I will stand up for my race and there
is nothing wrong with that.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-14 02:05 [#01032445]
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that's so awesome~!


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-14 02:06 [#01032447]
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Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball

lol!


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-14 02:15 [#01032458]
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"if you would like that, wouldn't you like it?"


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-01-14 02:36 [#01032475]
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Happy Cycling-

Thanks, that is one of the single greatest websites I've
ever seen.
Your skin emanates such a porcelain sheen that I am tempted
to stamp WC across your bosom and under your armpits.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2004-01-14 02:51 [#01032480]
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:)


 

offline robbie_eleckt from time to time on 2011-06-27 05:22 [#02416473]
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Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety
peg with an eggplant.

8)


 


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