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VOTE FLEETMOUSE!!! Yes, I Want Our Favourite Mouse To Run For Presidency Of The United States Of Year! I Believe He Would Be An Excellent Leader!! Automatically, His First Lady Would Be Ellen Feiss. Whether She Likes It Or Not. If Not, Tough Titties Miss Feiss, He Is The President After All! Pff, Done One Stupid Apple Commercial, Completely Out Of It At That, And She Thinks She Can Turn Down Mr. President's Hand.. Now. He Needs Your Help. Do You Love Your Intended President? |
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yes, i love fleetmouse...but i don't think i have the right to vote the world president |
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US president that is... |
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HE WILL WIN!! HE WILL!!! |
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I select Anus Presley as my speechwriter and publicist - I plan to run on the "ugly people fuck too" platform. |
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i'd vote for you if i were american |
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what are your policies on the prison system? |
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i vote fleetmouse anyway. i have done forr yearrs. just imagine... wouldn't life be grreat. all the frreaks and ghouls could once again walk the strreets and be accepted. |
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i guess that awnsers my Q |
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I'll end the war on drugs and use its funding for the war on ignorance. Most prisons will be closed. Prison terms will only be used for violent offenders. All non violent crimes will be punished by fines and sanctions rahter than imprisonment. |
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i would have to see your pic before voting ofcourse...if you have that killer look i don't really care for any of your policies |
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just to ilustrate what i think with that...here's a group photo of our former president, now how can i belive midget could do anything positive if no one is scared of him (he's the 3rd guy from the left in the bottom row) |
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[x] fleetmouse |
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What if the midget has a killer look? Is that acceptable? |
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umm...if he looks like ben kingsley in sexy beast, then yes :) |
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woohoo! |
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I'd vote. |
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Then vote. |
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[x] fleetmouse |
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I need a running mate. I think qrter's my campaign manager - he's the one who told me I was running after all - so I guess someone else will have to run as vice prez. Post resumes here. [and BTW, who am I running AGAINST?] |
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ME !! |
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aren't you Canadian fleetmouse? Ah well, if you are, you'd probably do a better job leading the US then any American! ;) |
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I vote for fleetmouse I think that fleetmouse is great. |
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your running mate is that guy at the top of this page with the really bushy eyebrows. |
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Vote for me and I'll mail everyone a warm slice of cherry pie |
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the cherries are really eyeballs |
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Woohoo! When I am world president, fleetmouse supporters will live lives of tranquility and fulfillment. So will everyone else. VOTE FLEETMOUSE [funkmaster - I aim to be a kind of benevolent world president, so the borders drawn on the maps of today are of little consequence] |
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The werewolf, eh? Can he talk? |
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I'm trying to slyly rewrite the constitution, when noone is looking. it will now have a new ammendment that says that the small Republic of Berbelonka will be able to vote for the President of the U.S.A. the Republic of Berbelonka will ofcourse be my room, and anybody that walks in will be a citizen. that should get you some votes, Fleetm.! |
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Sleepover at qrter's place! |
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with a platform like that you'll even get GW Bush to vote for you, while screaming "HELL YEAH!!" at the top of his lungs. |
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come on, you people, we need some good campaign points here.. 1. Ugly people fuck too. 2.. 3.. |
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*votes |
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I seem to be developing an unstoppable lead over pogo, and I haven't even chosen a running mate yet! |
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I vote for pOgO.. ..AND fleetmouse. |
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I vote FABINEP. |
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Humph one spoiled ballot and one write-in |
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Oh, yeah, him too. |
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Oh wait - maybe pOgO is my running mate?! No one ever tells me anything. |
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shush now. don't worry your pretty little head. HAS MISS FEISS BEEN PREPARED YET!!? MOVE PEOPLE, MOVE!! WE'RE TAKING OVER A GOVERNMENT HERE!! |
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:: chokes on a pretzel :: |
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GODDAMMIT!! NO PRETZELS FOR THE FORTHCOMING PRESIDENT!! JEEESUS HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!?! *activates scary and quite large Pretzel Removal Device, points it at fleetmouse* now, Sir.. this might smart a bit.. |
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Boy, that's alright, my ol' faithful coon dawg done licked m'face an' made me come round. |
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*screaming at top of his lungs THE PRESIDENT TO BE IS OKAY!!! FLEETMOUSE IS A-OKAY!!!! |
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Should I be feted or ballyhooed, do you think? Is it overkill if we do both? [I am going to have this thread bronzed] |
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whatever you want, Sir, unless it goes against the public opinion, which we are forming at this very moment, Sir! |
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Sir, it might be a good idea to steal all Asian women from them there Asian countries and import them over here, seeing all the people like them. I'll post an asian girl pic. |
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I think I would like to be ballyhooed. Put the #2 heads on the ballyhooer - the big knurled ones that leave a groove in your back. Aaaah, that's the stuff. About the Asian situation - apparently there's going to be something like 25% of Chinese men who will never marry in the coming decades, due to the gender imbalance caused by the practice of female infanticide - the available females will marry the most upwardly mobile males, leaving a seething horny underclass that will need to be drafted into an army - China may well be forced into a war just to give these dissatisfied horndog paupers something to do. I propose that we export the "slappers" of Europe and North America to China, giving the tumescent Chinese male underclass something to do on Saturday nights. |
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Right away, Sir. Might I suggest organising a pre-emptive strike on Chinar, seeing the data you just unencumbered yourself of? I mean, eventhough we are shipping all ugly women to Chinar? |
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Don't pronounce it like that. The Chinarese might be listening. |
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