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offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-10 00:30 [#01026173]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



i waws at a party tongith and we were driniking a shitload.
i brought along y two foot glass bong and set it on the
table and before we even got to take a hit of it i hear a
sMASH coming from the other room. i run in and my beautiful
two foot glass bong is shattered in a million pieces
erverywhere. some drunk fucking high school kids had
knocked it off the table and smashed it on the floor.
D: it is truly a sad day for potsmokery everywhere
and if i wasn't so fucking shitfaced i would feel alot
worse.

the bong was a good companion to me and never steered me
wrong. i will miss him greatly and wi dedixcate this thread
in its memory.

RIP "the baker"
enjoy your stay in bong heaven where the stems never clog
and the slides are always packed. we will miss you.


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-01-10 00:50 [#01026195]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker



whats an nbong

is that like an xbox?


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-01-10 00:58 [#01026198]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



what a tragedy!!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2004-01-10 01:03 [#01026201]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker



A thread about the death of a bong, but innocence passes us
all and no one stops to mourn.

sad on all accounts I must say.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2004-01-10 01:08 [#01026203]
Points: 6265 Status: Addict



*sniff*

i have something in my eye

*runs off like a girl*


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-01-10 01:10 [#01026206]
Points: 12585 Status: Lurker



D:


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-10 01:10 [#01026207]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict



this weeknd i msut go buy another boeng that can cotnain the
SPIRIT and EESSENCE of "the baker" and pass on his legacy of
getting us high...quickly.


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2004-01-10 01:41 [#01026216]
Points: 7210 Status: Lurker | Followup to kochlear: #01026207



lol


 

offline eKLaB from Australia on 2004-01-10 02:39 [#01026271]
Points: 10 Status: Regular



I feel your pain!
Your a funny one Zeus every thought about taking up stand-up
comedy?


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-01-10 02:40 [#01026273]
Points: 14042 Status: Lurker | Followup to eKLaB: #01026271



Ill pretend just for a moment that you arnt mocking me and
say thank you!

*goes off to cry*


 

offline WeaklingChild from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-10 03:50 [#01026297]
Points: 3354 Status: Lurker



serves you right for doing drugs!!!!
:P

just kiddin....at least you have an excuse to go out and buy
a new one!


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-01-10 11:19 [#01026556]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



You should buy THIS one.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-01-10 11:22 [#01026560]
Points: 8168 Status: Lurker



*stunned* now thats a bong!!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-10 11:25 [#01026566]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01026556



FUCKING HELL !!


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-10 11:28 [#01026571]
Points: 982 Status: Lurker



wouldn't you be pissed if some kids broke that nbong


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-10 11:33 [#01026579]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to deepspace9mm: #01026556



that is quite amazing but i am a pothead not a scientists,
and i don't think that would fit in the trunk of my car.

actually if i owned something like that nobody would even be
allowed to THINK about looking at it.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-01-10 11:36 [#01026583]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



that sucks, same thing happened to me once, we had bought a
200 dollar glass bong, it was a color changer with mad mad
mad designes in and outside of the bong, insanse
craftsmenship, and this stupid fucking asshole broke it.. he
paid.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-10 15:47 [#01027011]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker



you should stick to needles, they're cheaper, and you can
get them for free if you pretend you have diabetes


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-10 15:49 [#01027013]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to REFLEX: #01026583



yeah we barred the door, it was 4 20-year olds in a room of
like, 30 15-year olds. we went around violently grabbing
each one by the collar and saying "who the fuck broke the
bong? tell me NOW!" until we got a majority answer on who
it was. i got my money from him.

although i have to say i'm never going to another high
school party again. some kid was picking a fight with me
and i ignored him, then he cheapshotted me and hit me in the
back of the head later on in the evening. i punched him 3
times very quickly and he fell on the floor crying. i felt
bad since it was the first fight i've ever been in, and i
try to be a peaceful man, but he just crossed the line.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-10 15:51 [#01027016]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker | Followup to AlfredPMcLovely: #01027011



you can get them fo free if you say you do drugs too


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-10 15:53 [#01027019]
Points: 1158 Status: Lurker



I have a reputation as an upstanding member of internet
message boards to withold. I can't have people thinking I
do drugs. Better to tell them I have aids or diabetes or
leprosy.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-10 15:57 [#01027026]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



oh my christ. that's not just a bong, it's a device.


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2004-01-10 15:57 [#01027027]
Points: 2311 Status: Addict | Followup to AlfredPMcLovely: #01027019



i've gotten used to having my name appear in the fbi's
databases every time marijuana is mentioned on the internet.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-01-10 16:02 [#01027043]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker | Followup to kochlear: #01027013



good work!


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-01-10 16:19 [#01027069]
Points: 8864 Status: Regular



kochlear::; i used to sell a lot of pot, and quite frankly I
dont care to say that anywhere, because its not a crime to
"have" sold drugs, and besides the cops can fuck off and
hopefully all of them will die.

besides that point, the bong thing was quite bad for us
buds, we thought it was all over, i mean it was such an
expensive piece of fuckin art man!, im sure you understand
well, assholes.

and yes high school parties are fucking stupid.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-10 16:35 [#01027085]
Points: 27795 Status: Regular



i wonder why you're called kochlear


 


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