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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 16:03 [#01023964]
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Oh please mr. Noll, NOT the cabinet.. LYMAN!! LYMAN
GODDAMMIT!!!


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-08 16:08 [#01023980]
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so, a/n/y more e/n/tra/n/ts? wi/n/n/er will
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ownthread,
created by me.
createdbyme.



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-08 16:16 [#01023994]
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no no, wait..

who is your daddy? and what does he moo?

oh gawd DAMN!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 18:46 [#01024196]
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I kinda understood most of that and yes, it was very funny !


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-08 18:57 [#01024207]
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Did you know a long time ago there was a Garfield comic
character called Lyman? I can't find a decent picture or
reference to him anywhere; it is like he has suffered a
damnatio memoriae.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 18:57 [#01024208]
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"as soon as there is a noise heard on this board it has to
be remixed!! EVERYTHING IS TO BE REMIXED!!!"

well, P Diddy invented the remix, so blame him!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-08 18:59 [#01024212]
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wait, here we go


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-08 19:02 [#01024218]
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i wonder if Lyman will make the live action movie due out
this summer.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-08 19:04 [#01024220]
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garfield movie


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-08 19:07 [#01024222]
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it looks terrible by the way.

umm

the movie...

not the baby cow..

umm..

necessarily.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-08 19:10 [#01024225]
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I know !!

WTF have they done to garfield !!!!

the film would have probably been good but they just HAD to
fuck around with it !


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-08 20:36 [#01024286]
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yes, that trailer looks stupid... don't they realize that
Garfield is supposed to be lazy? He doesn't look lazy in the
trailer... also, why do they have to make it a stupid live
action movie? Why not just leave it as an animated thing...
damn stupid movie people!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 20:40 [#01024294]
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Havn't you all noticed the glaring fairly new niche in the
moneymaking side of entertainment that involves re-doing old
good stuff in bad ways?

spiderman, the movie... I could name more if I paid more
attention to them.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-08 20:42 [#01024297]
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YOU HAVE THEM ALL ON DVD!

ALL SPECIAL EDITION 2+ DISK SETS!!!



 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-08 21:36 [#01024353]
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Yes, but I my cyborg only eats dvds. I don't want to feed
him the good ones.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-09 07:36 [#01024689]
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oh lawsey, lawsey, lawsey


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-09 09:16 [#01024835]
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hows the cow?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-09 09:33 [#01024870]
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i was milking a cow one night and it was like BEEP BEEP BEEP
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP and it fell over LYMAN IT FELL
OVER

it was a really good cow

my name is Lyman and I'm a cow


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 09:44 [#01024884]
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... huh?

ok, so you're saying that you were milking.. yourself... and
then you started beeping like an android? I see.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 09:45 [#01024886]
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um... so does this mean that your parents keep a big fucking
bull in their backyard??


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 09:49 [#01024890]
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pomme shares his

... mom's...

...voicemail...

on the internet...

Heh heh, what a loon. I must say I enjoyed it though.


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-09 10:01 [#01024901]
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HAHAHAHAHA that was so sweet


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-01-09 10:02 [#01024903]
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hahahaha ahh your moms a sweetheart, i cant help but listen
to it again


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-09 10:05 [#01024906]
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That's a rather literal minded reading. You need to refer to
this thread.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:09 [#01025978]
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Aaaaaaand now...
the moment you've aaaaaall been waiting fooooor!

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/wmw/

"Pom's Mom's Coms (invert last "m" mix)"

vocals: Pom's mom
keyboard: LYMAN!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 20:11 [#01025979]
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did you really get Lyman to play keyboard..?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:16 [#01025980]
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Yes. Yes of course. Why do you doubt me qrter? WHY?!

The full experience should be accompanied by
Pom's mom's coms dancing.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-09 20:19 [#01025981]
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well.. I would not have thought you'd know Lyman.

but there you go.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:28 [#01025991]
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Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure invert has a
different meaning than "flip". So, for you folks ("you
folks"=qrter) that are having a particularly difficult time
figuring out the secret witty meaning of the
triple rhyming title...

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS PUZZLE SOLVING SOLUTIONS AND
SPOILERS

DO NOT invert the last m (ie, turn it white and it's
surroundings black). Doing this would in fact make all the
letters besides the m unreadable because they'd be blanketed
by the blackness. DO flip the last m upside down though.
This will solve the puzzle.


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-01-09 20:30 [#01025994]
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Aww, this is so, well, cute.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:30 [#01025995]
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IF you are very, very crafty.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:31 [#01025997]
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I just want to snuggle with it, personally.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-09 20:33 [#01026001]
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As well as with Pom's mom.

... and maybe Pom's mom's com... but only later after it's
more cuddly and not all slimy.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-11 10:47 [#01028042]
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All this effort making this beeeeautiful remix, and no phone
calls from pom's mom asking me to hump her or
anything

*sigh*


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-11 11:37 [#01028087]
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I can only really hear the word "cute" from the original
source. Too much processing.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-13 15:10 [#01031616]
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Attached picture

 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-01-13 15:10 [#01031617]
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Attached picture

 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-13 15:32 [#01031649]
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STOP FREAKIN' ME OUT MAN!!!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-02-01 11:34 [#01057276]
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L

L-L....

lyman

?


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2004-02-01 20:20 [#01057839]
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So, when will you be able to kill and eat it?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-02-01 20:28 [#01057847]
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MONEYSHOT COW.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-02-01 20:30 [#01057850]
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its cool when they aint weaned yet hur hur hur


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-02-02 09:30 [#01058330]
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we don't kill/eat our cows. they are just there to eat
grass.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-02 10:30 [#01058377]
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this one still going then..?

yeh yeh yeh.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-11 12:45 [#01068644]
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Do you have any pictures of that new baby cow? Many of us
are really anxious to see it! Those are nice pictures of
your mom though... though a bit younger and a bit more
possessed by satan than I had imagined.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-02-11 12:56 [#01068676]
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nice beard though


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-02-11 14:24 [#01068779]
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moop.

MOOOP.

MOOOOOOOP!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-02-11 14:26 [#01068781]
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did I win the baby cow?


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-02-11 18:42 [#01069037]
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You have nice fingernails, pomme!


 


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