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Is it possible to eat sound?
 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 12:08 [#01021976]
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Hello everyone!
I am very hungry at the moment but all I have is a shitload
of mp3s, some cds, and a load of vinyl. I understand that I
am able to listen to all of these but I was wondering is
there anyway I can eat the sounds that come out of my
speakers?

Thanks

horsefactory


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-07 12:11 [#01021985]
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As a horse you should only eat music such as Sugar Sugar by
The Archies, anything by Apples In Stereo, and perhaps the
theme music to oatmeal advertisements.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-07 12:11 [#01021987]
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you'll find out soon enuff if you give it a try.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-07 12:12 [#01021988]
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i can taste colors, so why not?


 

offline knobcheese from Perth (Australia) on 2004-01-07 12:12 [#01021989]
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eat the vinyl they taste good melted into syrup.

but yeah get either your face or stomach right in front of
your subby (if its down firing put it on top of you) and
crank something with loads of drawn out bass.

that should at least make you feel a little better.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-07 12:16 [#01022000]
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then again, you're on acid 24/7 :)
no wait, that was me... meh


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2004-01-07 12:19 [#01022005]
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soundwaves enter people's mouths and enter their system, so
yes, it is possible to eat sound.

signed Professor Dwayne Dibbley


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-01-07 12:26 [#01022024]
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I ate soap once : \


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-07 12:28 [#01022029]
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I put my finger where the lightbulb should be once, while
the socket was still connected.

That was good fun, I'll tell ya.
*brrrrrrzzzappp*


 

offline bob from Nottingham (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 12:38 [#01022042]
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i drank a bottle of ink once. had to have a stomach pump,
lots of lovely blue sick all over the emergency room.

smashing.

but you can't eat sound. sorry.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-07 12:39 [#01022044]
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What a load of horse shit.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-01-07 12:40 [#01022046]
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why'd you do that?


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-07 12:40 [#01022048]
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great! was it tasty?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-01-07 12:41 [#01022049]
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i can make sound come out of my arse.
but i don't remember eating it.


 

offline nlogax from oh, you must be the brains (Norway) on 2004-01-07 12:43 [#01022052]
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very well!
you may proceed to slit your wrists


 

offline Pulsar from pocket on 2004-01-07 12:43 [#01022053]
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Maybe you should put whole turntable into your stomach.That
could be nice I think.
But from the other side it could cause indigestion:/


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-07 12:44 [#01022058]
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So everything that enters through your mouth you are
eating??

You eat solids

You drink liquids

You breathe air and sound travels through the air SO, you
breathe sound in, no?


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-01-07 12:47 [#01022066]
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you can somewhat breathe sound in, you have to think about
how sound waves travel, you cant just "eat" them, because
they may bounce back and fourth into your stomach through
your mouth + throat and whatnot, but its not eating them, is
it?


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2004-01-07 13:32 [#01022132]
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Wow, I thought I was going to get laughed out of the
building for eating soap!

How the fuck did you manage to down a bottle of ink!

Soap burns your mouth hardcore but has fantastic texture. I
got the idea watch that ren and stimpy episode when ren ate
the soap out of sheer SPACE MADNESS : )


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2004-01-07 13:34 [#01022138]
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the real question is:
is it possible to not eat sound?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-01-07 13:38 [#01022146]
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wizards teeth wannabe


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-01-07 17:39 [#01022496]
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haha, thats class!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-07 18:58 [#01022674]
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scathing. g.


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2004-01-07 19:02 [#01022682]
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Well you make sound when you eat.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-07 19:23 [#01022696]
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well, you need to freeze it first in order to eat it...
otherwise you're just drinking it, AND THAT'S NO DAMN GOOD!!


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-07 21:02 [#01022761]
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I am informed that water is the universal solvent, but I
cannot seem to find any scientific evidence for when
exactly the universe will become dissolved commpletely.


 


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