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we all get great ideas from time to time, so I thought we could share them here.. one of my ideas: you know when you are going home by bus, after a night out and you are so drunk that you fall asleep? and therefore misses to get off at your bus stop, to finally wake up at the end station? my idea: when you get on the bus, you somehow enter your destination (with a touch-screen or similar at the seat), and when the bus arrives to your chosen stop, the seat you're sitting at will give you an electrical schock!! then you wake up and get off at the correct bus stop! of course, you can't be too drunk, you still have to manage to enter the destination... solution for that: built-in chip in your bus-card, that tells the bus driver where you're supposed to get off. or: bring a sober friend to help you with the destination thing (but then he could just wake you up at the correct stop??). or: don't drink alcohol. but that's no fun. |
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mm. this would probably increase the price of a busticket quite a lot. |
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I was thinking more along the lines of "don't take a bus". |
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it will neverr get off the grround. |
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or bus companies could hire people who would throw drunk passengers off the bus... |
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well, in the beginning perhaps, but when it's universal standard in, let's say, 2015, the prices will be as usual. |
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oooooh we're talking 2015..!!! |
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But what would happen if someone has metal heart valve? What then? |
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then they die. |
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this is exactly why we shun public transportation in america by driving drunk in our SUVs. |
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So it would be the last bus he took.:( |
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well if he insists on getting drrunk and getting on the bus with full knowledge of his metal hearrt valve he deserrves it. |
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ahh, that's why?? I've always wondered.. but then this method would attract the drunk americans to public transportation? and make the roads safe fromp people that drink and drive? |
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some sort of super-absorbant cloth that would absorb poo and pee so you wouldnt have to walk to the toilet to take a crap |
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I have great ideas all the time... I share some, I don't share some. I'm not sharing right now. |
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try a diaper. they work really well. |
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hmm... where would one find this "diaper" you speak of? |
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is that what i think it is :D |
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knowing YOUR dirty mind,yes :P |
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serendipity!! |
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actually, the reason people don't use public trans here is because everything is so far apart. i drive over 200km everyday to and from work. |
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200km? jesus. is it that far away when you go out partying too? |
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My idea: Viktor is walking down the street. I am following him. I walk up to him, and slap him in the back of the head, real hard. 'YEAH', I say. He looks at me, and is like 'That hurt'. So I slap him right in the face. YEAH. Then, right, I just keep slapping him. Yeah. Then he gets so weak, that I can actually hold his forearms and make him hit himself in the face. Throughout the duration of this, I am having a whale of a time. Anyway, I'm doing this and I keep asking him "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you hitting yourself?". Of course, I am the one that is causing him to hit himself, but I find it massively entertaining to ask him why he is hitting himself. Yeah. I do this to viktor so much that he finally dies. |
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new idea: I put fuckwagon's used diaper in horsefactory's mouth. and if that doesn't make him shut up, I'll gently ask fuckwagon to give me another one of his used diapers, and I'll put that one together with the first one. and so on, 'til there's no room for more diapers. anyways, wtf did I do to you man?? |
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haha I am only joking, sorry. I went off a bit on that one but i thought it was funny |
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luckly for victor, he's waring a helmet...he's probably used of getting slapped |
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now that I now you were joking, I see that it's actually funny! haha, I really took that too seriously yeah, the helmet keeps me safe, both from mini-skating AND mad xlt members that want to kill me |
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