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Britney Spears got married...
 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:13 [#01016995]
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...in Las Vegas to a lad she has known since she was a kid.
Seems as though it was a joke that went a bit too
far...lucky lad.

She is trying to get it anulled though.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-04 08:14 [#01016996]
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in the meantime, im sure he's schemin' 24/7 fo some of dat
ace.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 08:15 [#01016998]
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Hitch me baby one more time!


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-04 08:15 [#01016999]
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B7


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 08:16 [#01017002]
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I don't think she's attractive.
I mean she's kinda hot, but I don't feel attracted to her...


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:16 [#01017005]
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Fuck that B7 shite...it needs to stay out of any things I
post in.

(waits for every hillarious twat to post B7)


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2004-01-04 08:17 [#01017008]
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um...

b7?


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:17 [#01017009]
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Shit, she is really close to what my perfect woman would be
like.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-01-04 08:17 [#01017010]
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link?


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-01-04 08:17 [#01017011]
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*PUBLICITY STUNT*

Or maybe this is what being a coked-up failing superstar
ends in eventually.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:18 [#01017013]
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Link


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2004-01-04 08:19 [#01017014]
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one night with britney spears + camcorder = moooolah!


 

offline Zeus from San Francisco (United States) on 2004-01-04 08:19 [#01017015]
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you mean, a bitch? :-\

deepspace9mm: Oh god I hope its the latter :-D


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:19 [#01017016]
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how would the camcorder add to the experience? :D


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-04 08:19 [#01017018]
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I hate her.

Yes, that's really all I have to say on the matter.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:20 [#01017019]
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Oh I see...money...I failed to pick up on the slang on first
reading :P


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 08:20 [#01017020]
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I have never met her, it's of course a big difference if one
has.
But I don't think she's smooth enough. I'd rather be with a
person with the body of Chloe Bruce; she's smooth.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:21 [#01017022]
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Too fucking right...I like nasty girls, and they are a
million times better when they have the body and money of Ms
Spears


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 08:22 [#01017025]
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is it wrong to say that money isn't attractive but that
economic independence is?
Because I think so.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 08:22 [#01017026]
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www.britneydoesanna.com


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:23 [#01017029]
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Erm if I can marry a rich bitch and never have to do
anything again, too right that is attractive...I am very
shallow in some respects. :P


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 08:24 [#01017032]
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isn't there some old lady then, that you can inherit? I
mean, after she's dead


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-04 08:27 [#01017036]
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Fuck that...I'm not gonna buck some old lady in the hope of
getting cash after she dies. I want me a young thing with
money.

(Legal disclaimer: By "young thing" obviously ecnadniarb is
referring to females who have reached the legal age of
concentual sex in your country of origin)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 08:29 [#01017042]
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hehe...
you can have sex at the age of 15 here... but to get married
you need to be 18 (I think there are no exceptions).


 

offline Key from Bbbbarrow-in-f (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 08:30 [#01017045]
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WTF!! she married George Costanza from Seinfeld


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 09:32 [#01017136]
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are you kidding!?!?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2004-01-04 09:42 [#01017146]
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Some guy married a blow-up doll in Vegas?

That's not unusual...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2004-01-04 09:45 [#01017151]
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I'd do Brittney Spears...


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 10:02 [#01017171]
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Any man who says he wouldn't do Britney Spears is either a
liar or a twat.

Unless it's her dad of course. That brings up a question
though, has he ever thought about it, for maybe even a
second or two?


 

offline rez from here on 2004-01-04 11:23 [#01017360]
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she's hot, but i hate her.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 11:26 [#01017362]
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i'd fuck herr till she crried. i like angrry people, i bet
she's a rright bitch when she wants to be :P


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-04 11:27 [#01017363]
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Oh so I'm a twat am I?

Her face annoys me. As does her voice.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-04 11:27 [#01017364]
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I think her dad writes internet slash porn about having sex
with her. (slash? Is that the right word?)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 11:27 [#01017366]
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In this case, you arre, yeah, you must be.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 11:29 [#01017368]
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I'm not a liar, nor a twat.
I don't think I can answer that question.
I dislike the person she appears to be,
but who knows what would happen if I actually met her?
But at the moment, it's not something I wish for or
anything.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 11:30 [#01017370]
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I don't think I can answer that question, at present. I
think I'd need to meet her, atleast once.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-01-04 11:30 [#01017372]
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I guess I can live with that.

Oh, and I would do her. I just don't find her particularly
attractive.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 11:31 [#01017373]
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but if she was therre, laid down naked, wanting to shag you,
you would?


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-04 11:33 [#01017377]
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I thought she was going out with John Cusack.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-01-04 11:35 [#01017379]
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it depends.
I can't fuck anyone... sorry.
it's about the person and the moment.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-04 11:43 [#01017389]
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I just don't think she's very attractive.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 11:49 [#01017396]
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No, neitherr do I...


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offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 11:50 [#01017397]
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No, but in trruth, I think she's VERRY attrractive. I can't
help it, I just do.


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-04 11:58 [#01017402]
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she is atttactive, just very stupid... is it true that she
didn't know who Tony Blair or Yoko Ono are? I'm guessing she
though John Lennon was that guy out of Take That.


 

offline AlfredPMcLovely from the country that will end up d (Turkmenistan) on 2004-01-04 12:02 [#01017406]
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shes trailer trash


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-01-04 12:12 [#01017419]
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ho k


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-01-04 12:13 [#01017423]
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'fuck me! fuck me!'


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-01-04 13:11 [#01017544]
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*SPANKY SPANKY*

:)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-04 13:20 [#01017549]
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she's quite hot actually...

but apperantly she attracts older men...i read somewhere,
jack nicholson would like to do her...but then again, who
wouldn't??


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-01-04 13:25 [#01017557]
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man - look at her in that pic there with the leather - there
aint no old man on this earth that wouldnt hit that shit if
they could.


 


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