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i have never posted one of my chats...AND NOW I WILL. inspector 443: hello inspector 443: communist Honey Bear72384: HI CODY inspector 443: OMG CAPS Honey Bear72384: BACK STABBING MALE Honey Bear72384: HAHA inspector 443: meh... inspector 443: *shrugs* inspector 443: back stabbing? inspector 443: you've been reading again, haven't you? inspector 443: this is why women shouldn't read, they get ideas. Honey Bear72384: yes Honey Bear72384: just like men shouldn't talk Honey Bear72384: it just makes them sound stupid inspector 443: except to say "get me a beer" or "for dinner i'll be having..." Honey Bear72384: and i say inspector 443: "will do" Honey Bear72384: shove off Honey Bear72384: pig Honey Bear72384: piggy pig pig inspector 443: but... inspector 443: nothing can stop me now inspector 443: because i just dont care anymore Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: except a skillet Honey Bear72384: and a butcher inspector 443: well if the skillet has finely prepared food in it, then it would stop me inspector 443: because i'd sit down to eat what's in the skillet. Honey Bear72384: no, the butcher would chop up the piggy and cook it in the skillet inspector 443: lies. inspector 443: i'd deny it if i ever saw it. Honey Bear72384: no Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: you'd be dead inspector 443: pfff... inspector 443: i'm a master of the nunchucks Honey Bear72384: haha inspector 443: GAYZ Honey Bear72384: you're master of the gays eh? inspector 443: yeah, i'm master of all things inspector 443: and master of the universe inspector 443: i used to be He-man until they all threw me out. Honey Bear72384: pff Honey Bear72384: more like no man inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: doesn't make yo' mama like me any less. inspector 443: oh fuck me, why did i just close my web browser? inspector 443: why am i so dum? inspector 443: i am dum inspector 443: me = dumas inspector 443: "Make Your Own Body |
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inspector 443: hello inspector 443: communist Honey Bear72384: HI CODY inspector 443: OMG CAPS Honey Bear72384: BACK STABBING MALE Honey Bear72384: HAHA inspector 443: meh... inspector 443: *shrugs* inspector 443: back stabbing? inspector 443: you've been reading again, haven't you? inspector 443: this is why women shouldn't read, they get ideas. Honey Bear72384: yes Honey Bear72384: just like men shouldn't talk Honey Bear72384: it just makes them sound stupid inspector 443: except to say "get me a beer" or "for dinner i'll be having..." Honey Bear72384: and i say inspector 443: "will do" Honey Bear72384: shove off Honey Bear72384: pig Honey Bear72384: piggy pig pig inspector 443: but... inspector 443: nothing can stop me now inspector 443: because i just dont care anymore Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: except a skillet Honey Bear72384: and a butcher inspector 443: well if the skillet has finely prepared food in it, then it would stop me inspector 443: because i'd sit down to eat what's in the skillet. Honey Bear72384: no, the butcher would chop up the piggy and cook it in the skillet inspector 443: lies. inspector 443: i'd deny it if i ever saw it. Honey Bear72384: no Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: you'd be dead inspector 443: pfff... inspector 443: i'm a master of the nunchucks Honey Bear72384: haha inspector 443: GAYZ Honey Bear72384: you're master of the gays eh? inspector 443: yeah, i'm master of all things inspector 443: and master of the universe inspector 443: i used to be He-man until they all threw me out. Honey Bear72384: pff Honey Bear72384: more like no man inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: doesn't make yo' mama like me any less. inspector 443: oh fuck me, why did i just close my web browser? inspector 443: why am i so dum? inspector 443: i am dum inspector 443: me = dumas inspector 443: "Make Your Own Body Glitter ($8.99, from $11.99) Why simply purchase inexp |
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god i'm retarded at doing cut and paste: ensive tubes of body glitter when you can spend more money and create a mess making your own? This kit allows girls and sexually ambiguous boys an opportunity to make a "push pop" of glitter that looks and smells like candy, but is not candy and should not be eaten. The note "Makes Scented Cosmetics Not Candy!" underlines this point, although with ingredients like Triethanolamine, Iodopropynyl Butylcarbamate, and DMDM Hydantoin, Make Your Own Body Glitter sounds delicious anyway. " inspector 443: so what's going on, time bomb. Honey Bear72384: something like that Honey Bear72384: hold on and i'll show you Honey Bear72384: banannabear18: yeah, otherwise i just ignore it. it's annie's thing, i just use the internet to check my email countrymelodyman: I see banannabear18: allright then countrymelodyman: ok banannabear18: what was i supposed to say? countrymelodyman: to what? banannabear18: to you banannabear18: you seem grouchy countrymelodyman: im sick and I'm really pissed that she has been jerking me around with this new name banannabear18: i'm sorry countrymelodyman: I think I'm gonna email our conversations on this name to Neill. banannabear18: why countrymelodyman: for fun banannabear18: that wouldn't be very nice banannabear18: although i see what you're getting at countrymelodyman: she deserves it banannabear18: why countrymelodyman: for playing me banannabear18: um, you set yourself up for that banannabear18: sorry countrymelodyman: fuck off banannabear18: uh uh banannabear18: you fuck off countrymelodyman: ill put this name on ignore now too banannabear18: you are the one that tried to pick her up when you knew she just broke up with neill banannabear18: good dream banannabear18: maybe banannabear18: obviously it didn't work banannabear18: you fucking menoposal man banannabear18: what the fuck were you thinking banannabear18: fuck you banannabear18: you messed with the wrong fucking person banannabear18: you |
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're 23 years old banannabear18: and you act like a fucking two year old banannabear18: please do email this to neill banannabear18: i don't get along with him banannabear18: but at least he doesn't sit around a complain about his "poor pathetic life" banannabear18: idiot banannabear18: shall i dare continue banannabear18: bitch banannabear18: i think i shall banannabear18: where the FUCK do you get off telling me to fuck off banannabear18: and you see why she said you had mood swings banannabear18: i was just pointing out a fact banannabear18: and you can't say anything back can you? banannabear18: know why? banannabear18: cause its ALL FUCKING TRUE banannabear18: so YOU FUCK OFF Honey Bear72384: i am the bannana thing Honey Bear72384: telling annie's boy toy to fuck off Honey Bear72384: sorry for the inconvience inspector 443: my life is 334.5% better after reading that. Honey Bear72384: hahaha inspector 443: welcome to another soap opera Honey Bear72384: you found it amusing? Honey Bear72384: wait he's typing back Honey Bear72384: hold on inspector 443: i found it "meh..." Honey Bear72384: oh it'll get better inspector 443: i'm sure it will... inspector 443: my boss called me a retard today. inspector 443: but out of FUN. inspector 443: but i really am a i retard, i'm just waiting for the right time to come out. Honey Bear72384: allright Honey Bear72384: sorry Honey Bear72384: had to tell him off Honey Bear72384: stupid males inspector 443: damn baby mama drama inspector 443: all up in da joint inspector 443: yeah, males are stupid. inspector 443: what a bunch of gays Honey Bear72384: indubidubly inspector 443: indubisiously. inspector 443: shit, even i spelt it wrong inspector 443: because i'm a retard inspector 443: a dumas retard Honey Bear72384: yes yes you are inspector 443: wow slow down there, that's too many words for me to comprehend at once. inspector 443: let's start with the first one. inspector 443: yes inspector 443: OKAY, i got it i |
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OMG IT CONTINUES!!! nspector 443: yes inspector 443: click inspector 443: you inspector 443: which means me inspector 443: are inspector 443: is inspector 443: okay. inspector 443: now i understand Honey Bear72384: good job inspector 443: do i get candy? Honey Bear72384: no Honey Bear72384: broccoli inspector 443: meh inspector 443: mudbaby. inspector 443: get ready, i haven't used this insult in a while inspector 443: here it comes inspector 443: you shitmop. inspector 443: you have been OWN3D. Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: riiiight Honey Bear72384: did you find out your schedule? inspector 443: i told tim that i wanted thursday off because "i'm getting messed up wednesday night, whether or not i have to work the next day" Honey Bear72384: haha inspector 443: and he said he'll tell missy. Honey Bear72384: did it work inspector 443: i dunno, tim usually doesn't work with us. missy does. Honey Bear72384: you think she'll get it off? inspector 443: she does the schedule, so i'm going to swing by tomorrow when she does it. Honey Bear72384: i se Honey Bear72384: e Honey Bear72384: eee Honey Bear72384: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee Honey Bear72384: haa inspector 443: OH GREAT DUMASS Honey Bear72384: haa inspector 443: JEEZ U R STOOPID inspector 443: WHAT A GHEY Honey Bear72384: indeed i am Honey Bear72384: hey inspector 443: tardre Honey Bear72384: it's LESBIAN to you Honey Bear72384: fairy inspector 443: 3l4hlarkfguas0f884 inspector 443: i made that up inspector 443: and it's perfectly legal Honey Bear72384: uh huh inspector 443: bitch ninny inspector 443: wool eyes inspector 443: garden hunter Honey Bear72384: haha. anyway Honey Bear72384: i have to get going Honey Bear72384: k? inspector 443: okay. inspector 443: ooooooooooooootay. ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Honey Bear72384: ooooooootat inspector 443: nine. Honey Bear72384: haha Honey Bear72384: call me tomorrow inspector 443: i will call you on the homophone. inspec |
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and what you've all been waiting for, folks: tor 443: i have tomorrow off. inspector 443: wut tiem? Honey Bear72384: whenever you find out Honey Bear72384: k? inspector 443: whateva inspector 443: m'kay. inspector 443: oakely dokaley. inspector 443: well that just sounded dumb Honey Bear72384: yep Honey Bear72384: go flanders Honey Bear72384 signed off at 6:00:42 PM. THE END. |
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do you have to much time? |
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nah, not really... |
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it seems like... lol sorry |
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i just had this conversation anyway. and... chalk up another 6 points. |
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so how do you make push pop glitter sticks that cant be eaten? |
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i dunno. i got that off theonion.com. they have an article in their av club called "cheap toy roundup, 2003". some pretty funny shit in there. |
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man, the topic of this post... the title I mean.. is so hideous... that I had to read it... and then I read the whole effing post... and now I feel kind of like you've stolen some irreplaceable chunkof my very soul, sir! but you're a funny motherfu**er |
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well now i will do it to others. |
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