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offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:06 [#01009413]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



i have never posted one of my chats...AND NOW I WILL.

inspector 443: hello
inspector 443: communist
Honey Bear72384: HI CODY
inspector 443: OMG CAPS
Honey Bear72384: BACK STABBING MALE
Honey Bear72384: HAHA
inspector 443: meh...
inspector 443: *shrugs*
inspector 443: back stabbing?
inspector 443: you've been reading again, haven't you?
inspector 443: this is why women shouldn't read, they get
ideas.
Honey Bear72384: yes
Honey Bear72384: just like men shouldn't talk
Honey Bear72384: it just makes them sound stupid
inspector 443: except to say "get me a beer" or "for dinner
i'll be having..."
Honey Bear72384: and i say
inspector 443: "will do"
Honey Bear72384: shove off
Honey Bear72384: pig
Honey Bear72384: piggy pig pig
inspector 443: but...
inspector 443: nothing can stop me now
inspector 443: because i just dont care anymore
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: except a skillet
Honey Bear72384: and a butcher
inspector 443: well if the skillet has finely prepared food
in it, then it would stop me
inspector 443: because i'd sit down to eat what's in the
skillet.
Honey Bear72384: no, the butcher would chop up the piggy and
cook it in the skillet
inspector 443: lies.
inspector 443: i'd deny it if i ever saw it.
Honey Bear72384: no
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: you'd be dead
inspector 443: pfff...
inspector 443: i'm a master of the nunchucks
Honey Bear72384: haha
inspector 443: GAYZ
Honey Bear72384: you're master of the gays eh?
inspector 443: yeah, i'm master of all things
inspector 443: and master of the universe
inspector 443: i used to be He-man until they all threw me
out.
Honey Bear72384: pff
Honey Bear72384: more like no man
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: doesn't make yo' mama like me any less.
inspector 443: oh fuck me, why did i just close my web
browser?
inspector 443: why am i so dum?
inspector 443: i am dum
inspector 443: me = dumas
inspector 443: "Make Your Own Body


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:06 [#01009414]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



inspector 443: hello
inspector 443: communist
Honey Bear72384: HI CODY
inspector 443: OMG CAPS
Honey Bear72384: BACK STABBING MALE
Honey Bear72384: HAHA
inspector 443: meh...
inspector 443: *shrugs*
inspector 443: back stabbing?
inspector 443: you've been reading again, haven't you?
inspector 443: this is why women shouldn't read, they get
ideas.
Honey Bear72384: yes
Honey Bear72384: just like men shouldn't talk
Honey Bear72384: it just makes them sound stupid
inspector 443: except to say "get me a beer" or "for dinner
i'll be having..."
Honey Bear72384: and i say
inspector 443: "will do"
Honey Bear72384: shove off
Honey Bear72384: pig
Honey Bear72384: piggy pig pig
inspector 443: but...
inspector 443: nothing can stop me now
inspector 443: because i just dont care anymore
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: except a skillet
Honey Bear72384: and a butcher
inspector 443: well if the skillet has finely prepared food
in it, then it would stop me
inspector 443: because i'd sit down to eat what's in the
skillet.
Honey Bear72384: no, the butcher would chop up the piggy and
cook it in the skillet
inspector 443: lies.
inspector 443: i'd deny it if i ever saw it.
Honey Bear72384: no
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: you'd be dead
inspector 443: pfff...
inspector 443: i'm a master of the nunchucks
Honey Bear72384: haha
inspector 443: GAYZ
Honey Bear72384: you're master of the gays eh?
inspector 443: yeah, i'm master of all things
inspector 443: and master of the universe
inspector 443: i used to be He-man until they all threw me
out.
Honey Bear72384: pff
Honey Bear72384: more like no man
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: doesn't make yo' mama like me any less.
inspector 443: oh fuck me, why did i just close my web
browser?
inspector 443: why am i so dum?
inspector 443: i am dum
inspector 443: me = dumas
inspector 443: "Make Your Own Body Glitter
($8.99, from $11.99)
Why simply purchase inexp


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:08 [#01009416]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



god i'm retarded at doing cut and paste:

ensive tubes of body glitter when you can spend more money
and create a mess making your own? This kit allows girls and
sexually ambiguous boys an opportunity to make a "push pop"
of glitter that looks and smells like candy, but is not
candy and should not be eaten. The note "Makes Scented
Cosmetics Not Candy!" underlines this point, although with
ingredients like Triethanolamine, Iodopropynyl
Butylcarbamate, and DMDM Hydantoin, Make Your Own Body
Glitter sounds delicious anyway.

"
inspector 443: so what's going on, time bomb.
Honey Bear72384: something like that
Honey Bear72384: hold on and i'll show you
Honey Bear72384: banannabear18: yeah, otherwise i just
ignore it. it's annie's thing, i just use the internet to
check my email
countrymelodyman: I see
banannabear18: allright then
countrymelodyman: ok
banannabear18: what was i supposed to say?
countrymelodyman: to what?
banannabear18: to you
banannabear18: you seem grouchy
countrymelodyman: im sick and I'm really pissed that she has
been jerking me around with this new name
banannabear18: i'm sorry
countrymelodyman: I think I'm gonna email our conversations
on this name to Neill.
banannabear18: why
countrymelodyman: for fun
banannabear18: that wouldn't be very nice
banannabear18: although i see what you're getting at
countrymelodyman: she deserves it
banannabear18: why
countrymelodyman: for playing me
banannabear18: um, you set yourself up for that
banannabear18: sorry
countrymelodyman: fuck off
banannabear18: uh uh
banannabear18: you fuck off
countrymelodyman: ill put this name on ignore now too
banannabear18: you are the one that tried to pick her up
when you knew she just broke up with neill
banannabear18: good dream
banannabear18: maybe
banannabear18: obviously it didn't work
banannabear18: you fucking menoposal man
banannabear18: what the fuck were you thinking
banannabear18: fuck you
banannabear18: you messed with the wrong fucking person
banannabear18: you


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:09 [#01009417]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



're 23 years old
banannabear18: and you act like a fucking two year old
banannabear18: please do email this to neill
banannabear18: i don't get along with him
banannabear18: but at least he doesn't sit around a complain
about his "poor pathetic life"
banannabear18: idiot
banannabear18: shall i dare continue
banannabear18: bitch
banannabear18: i think i shall
banannabear18: where the FUCK do you get off telling me to
fuck off
banannabear18: and you see why she said you had mood swings
banannabear18: i was just pointing out a fact
banannabear18: and you can't say anything back can you?
banannabear18: know why?
banannabear18: cause its ALL FUCKING TRUE
banannabear18: so YOU FUCK OFF
Honey Bear72384: i am the bannana thing
Honey Bear72384: telling annie's boy toy to fuck off
Honey Bear72384: sorry for the inconvience
inspector 443: my life is 334.5% better after reading that.
Honey Bear72384: hahaha
inspector 443: welcome to another soap opera
Honey Bear72384: you found it amusing?
Honey Bear72384: wait he's typing back
Honey Bear72384: hold on
inspector 443: i found it "meh..."
Honey Bear72384: oh it'll get better
inspector 443: i'm sure it will...
inspector 443: my boss called me a retard today.
inspector 443: but out of FUN.
inspector 443: but i really am a i retard, i'm just waiting
for the right time to come out.
Honey Bear72384: allright
Honey Bear72384: sorry
Honey Bear72384: had to tell him off
Honey Bear72384: stupid males
inspector 443: damn baby mama drama
inspector 443: all up in da joint
inspector 443: yeah, males are stupid.
inspector 443: what a bunch of gays
Honey Bear72384: indubidubly
inspector 443: indubisiously.
inspector 443: shit, even i spelt it wrong
inspector 443: because i'm a retard
inspector 443: a dumas retard
Honey Bear72384: yes yes you are
inspector 443: wow slow down there, that's too many words
for me to comprehend at once.
inspector 443: let's start with the first one.
inspector 443: yes
inspector 443: OKAY, i got it
i


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:10 [#01009419]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



OMG IT CONTINUES!!!

nspector 443: yes
inspector 443: click
inspector 443: you
inspector 443: which means me
inspector 443: are
inspector 443: is
inspector 443: okay.
inspector 443: now i understand
Honey Bear72384: good job
inspector 443: do i get candy?
Honey Bear72384: no
Honey Bear72384: broccoli
inspector 443: meh
inspector 443: mudbaby.
inspector 443: get ready, i haven't used this insult in a
while
inspector 443: here it comes
inspector 443: you shitmop.
inspector 443: you have been OWN3D.
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: riiiight
Honey Bear72384: did you find out your schedule?
inspector 443: i told tim that i wanted thursday off because
"i'm getting messed up wednesday night, whether or not i
have to work the next day"
Honey Bear72384: haha
inspector 443: and he said he'll tell missy.
Honey Bear72384: did it work
inspector 443: i dunno, tim usually doesn't work with us.
missy does.
Honey Bear72384: you think she'll get it off?
inspector 443: she does the schedule, so i'm going to swing
by tomorrow when she does it.
Honey Bear72384: i se
Honey Bear72384: e
Honey Bear72384: eee
Honey Bear72384: eeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Honey Bear72384: haa
inspector 443: OH GREAT DUMASS
Honey Bear72384: haa
inspector 443: JEEZ U R STOOPID
inspector 443: WHAT A GHEY
Honey Bear72384: indeed i am
Honey Bear72384: hey
inspector 443: tardre
Honey Bear72384: it's LESBIAN to you
Honey Bear72384: fairy
inspector 443: 3l4hlarkfguas0f884
inspector 443: i made that up
inspector 443: and it's perfectly legal
Honey Bear72384: uh huh
inspector 443: bitch ninny
inspector 443: wool eyes
inspector 443: garden hunter
Honey Bear72384: haha. anyway
Honey Bear72384: i have to get going
Honey Bear72384: k?
inspector 443: okay.
inspector 443: ooooooooooooootay.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Honey Bear72384: ooooooootat
inspector 443: nine.
Honey Bear72384: haha
Honey Bear72384: call me tomorrow
inspector 443: i will call you on the homophone.
inspec


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:12 [#01009420]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



and what you've all been waiting for, folks:

tor 443: i have tomorrow off.
inspector 443: wut tiem?
Honey Bear72384: whenever you find out
Honey Bear72384: k?
inspector 443: whateva
inspector 443: m'kay.
inspector 443: oakely dokaley.
inspector 443: well that just sounded dumb
Honey Bear72384: yep
Honey Bear72384: go flanders
Honey Bear72384 signed off at 6:00:42 PM.

THE END.


 

offline nanu from neverland (Switzerland) on 2003-12-29 18:12 [#01009422]
Points: 222 Status: Lurker



do you have to much time?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:14 [#01009423]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



nah, not really...


 

offline nanu from neverland (Switzerland) on 2003-12-29 18:16 [#01009425]
Points: 222 Status: Lurker



it seems like... lol

sorry


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:20 [#01009427]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



i just had this conversation anyway.

and...

chalk up another 6 points.


 

offline xtiaan from city of lost children (New Zealand) on 2003-12-29 18:21 [#01009428]
Points: 500 Status: Regular



so how do you make push pop glitter sticks that cant be
eaten?


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-29 18:25 [#01009430]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular | Followup to xtiaan: #01009428



i dunno. i got that off theonion.com. they have an article
in their av club called "cheap toy roundup, 2003". some
pretty funny shit in there.


 

offline flim nanou from out of the frying pan (United States) on 2003-12-29 20:34 [#01009524]
Points: 545 Status: Lurker



man, the topic of this post... the title I mean.. is so
hideous... that I had to read it... and then I read the
whole effing post... and now I feel kind of like you've
stolen some irreplaceable chunkof my very soul, sir! but
you're a funny motherfu**er


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2003-12-30 16:44 [#01010742]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular | Followup to flim nanou: #01009524



well now i will do it to others.


 


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