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Contour Regard from a torture chamber on 2001-12-04 17:30 [#00058068] | |||||||||
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I was trying to go to sleep last night and I was thinking, if I had captured Osama Bin Laden what would I do with him? I thought that I would string him up by his wrists over a tub full of sharks. Then we would give him little cuts all over his body so he would have blood all over him to attract the sharks. Then I would proceed to lower him slowly into the tank and let the sharks bite at his legs and rip them off. Then knowing that he would have a hard time swimming without legs, I would just let him drop into the little pool and watch the sharks tear him apart. What would you guys do to him? |
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Scary Bear on 2001-12-04 17:33 [#00058071] | |||||||||
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Replace the water with lemon juice |
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Scary Bear on 2001-12-04 17:33 [#00058072] | |||||||||
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Then I would do the same to Bush |
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Scary Bear on 2001-12-04 17:36 [#00058075] | |||||||||
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Then I would paint my dog green and purple. And cut off my toe. For fun. |
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/-T|K|R-\ from the start on 2001-12-04 17:37 [#00058076] | |||||||||
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tie him down and slowly feed him himself, cut off bits and make him eat it. |
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\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-12-04 17:40 [#00058078] | |||||||||
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erI'd put his ears sticked on a STEREO-SPEAKER with 950W... and I'd pump up the volume with the song "Come To Daddy"... meanwhile I eat some chips. WooÆ’er |
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Aktium from bat country on 2001-12-04 18:00 [#00058085] | |||||||||
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i would feed him a lot of acid then have him watch me slaughter his entire family |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 18:03 [#00058086] | |||||||||
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LOL at Woofer! I'd to the same thing. But he'd be in a pool full of pirahnas. |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-04 18:08 [#00058090] | |||||||||
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And these actions would make you better than him? Have you seen any evidence of his guilt? |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 18:09 [#00058092] | |||||||||
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He's guilty you stupid fuck. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-04 18:10 [#00058093] | |||||||||
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I'd like to see him thrown out of a car into Times Square. |
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evolume from at work in bothell, north of seattle, USA on 2001-12-04 19:04 [#00058117] | |||||||||
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have you seen that saturday night live skit with jerry seinfeld where will ferral is interrogating jerry and beating him to death then reviving him? that shit is funny. He's alive! *thump* He's dead! *bzzap* He's alive! *thump* He's dead! uhh what was the topic again? |
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Henry from Sweden on 2001-12-04 21:29 [#00058139] | |||||||||
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What to do with bin Laden and Bush: I would let them listen to the end of mt saint michel + saint michaels mount and force them to look into a strobe until they get a mind-overdrive, and die :) (you know that annoying last part of the song, like a sound strobe!) |
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evolume from at work in bothell, north of seattle, USA on 2001-12-04 21:36 [#00058140] | |||||||||
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i like the end of that song |
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Henry from Sweden on 2001-12-04 21:46 [#00058147] | |||||||||
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Me too, but i dont think Bush does :) |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-04 22:50 [#00058167] | |||||||||
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i say we take out dirty priest too!!! |
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Bogus on 2001-12-04 23:10 [#00058183] | |||||||||
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I'd have luch with him... then i'd plan with him the next terrorist attack on america |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-04 23:11 [#00058184] | |||||||||
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you worthless piece of tile grout |
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Mutant Death Pengwin from Medicine Hat on 2001-12-05 00:55 [#00058222] | |||||||||
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i would paint him white, put a shirt on him that says: "i'm rich and white! mow my grass nigger", then drop him off in Compton and let them do bad things to him. |
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\/\/ooÆ’erAttack!!! from Milan on 2001-12-05 07:32 [#00058280] | |||||||||
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I have another idea... do someone remeber the movie "Pulp Fiction"? Do you remember what's happen to the bad boss "Marcello Wallace" in the cellar with the policeman "ZED" and the GIMP? I'd put him in a similiar situation but this time I'd not want to see... BTW, I'd not save Osama like Bruce Willis did in the movies... [lol] WooÆ’er |
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od from perth on 2001-12-05 07:46 [#00058282] | |||||||||
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id turn him over to ANYONE whod pay me loads of money i hate him but i love money more :) |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-05 16:24 [#00058391] | |||||||||
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"He's guilty you stupid fuck" Oh yes. hard evidence there i see your point. i guess it makes you right to just continue your little american violent ignorant nature. Everybody´s writing so much about how they hate him, but no-one knows the guy! you belive the media to much dudes! did you know he has been an allied to america for a period of time, untill they vicously fucked him in the ass, by violating some of their laws? i just say think before you continue the wawe the americans want you to ride on. Why dont you find something thats really a problem to fuck up, like mcdonalds and cigarrete companies, oil companies, bush, doctors perscribing the 60% of all misused drugs and getting pathetic sentences etc etc. just let me know, ill give you a lot of ideas for you to put in your little mental hate box, and i will do it totally free also. MAKE LOVE NOT WAR! |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-05 16:27 [#00058393] | |||||||||
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Boy will i get some comments on this one.... :) Please, spare me for the "Well... uh.. you suck!!!" kinda answers. give me a real argument. i´m not saying hes some kind of hero you know. i just want you to debate it, instead of accepting media brainwash as easy as you do. I dont want to hurt anyone. :) LOVE |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-05 16:30 [#00058394] | |||||||||
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what I don't get is how everyone talks about what they'd love to do if they had their hands on Bin Laden, and then you bad mouth Bush... if Bush wasn't doing what he is doing, how would Bin Laden be captured? It's nice to say, "Oh, I hate war, we shouldn't be doing this", but how should the Americans go about catching Bin Laden? Everyone disses the Americans for doing this, but they never seem to present an alternative plan for catching Bin LAden and bringing him to justice... I don't like war, but I believe that something needed to be done in this situation, and already we have the Talaban overthrown, and hopefully they will catch Bin Laden and execute his sorry ass!!! |
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PearlsGirrl from chicago on 2001-12-05 16:35 [#00058397] | |||||||||
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i find it funny that you all rip on bush what, did you like clinton or something? *rolls eyes* i respect everyones different opinions, but DAMN! some of you are some ignorant motherfuckers! id have to definitley agree with dirty priest on this one, and the funkmaster, too. |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-05 16:42 [#00058401] | |||||||||
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you want HARD evidence dirtypriest? here ya go, straight from the fucking FBI MOST WANTED WEBPAGE: Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world. |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 16:47 [#00058404] | |||||||||
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re nakotics:and now, fugly priest will say 'how do ther prove hes connected. re dirty priest: fuck your peas. go take your t.m. elsewhere. while the dalli llama was practicing meditation to save his little village, china was taking his whole fucking country from under him. so i wont give you proof of laden being guilty, but ill give you proof that peas doesnt work. we give these fuckers food and money and they kill us for it, so fuck you dirty priest. heartless bastard. |
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PearlsGirrl from chicago on 2001-12-05 16:54 [#00058407] | |||||||||
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lemme just make myself clear: i believe osama bin fucking laden is guilty as a motherfucker could be, but listening to the way alot of you are talking, about what you would do to him if you had him etc, like making him eat his own flesh, i agree with priest man because then, what makes you any better than him? if osama really did all this shit, which i believe he did, he will get whats coming to him, without the help of cruel-ass people like how you guys are acting. sure it all may be a joke to you, but what a STUPID thing to joke about. its very sad to see all the hate circulating around here...... :o( |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 16:56 [#00058408] | |||||||||
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re: pearlsgirrl i think the hate circulating through those madmen in the jets on sept. 11 was worse. |
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PearlsGirrl from chicago on 2001-12-05 17:05 [#00058409] | |||||||||
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yes i agree but are you saying your hate is more justified than theirs? thats kind of silly....to try to justify hate there should be no reason for hate at all....there would be alot less problems in the world. |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-05 17:10 [#00058410] | |||||||||
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yeah and we should all do drugs and dress like hippes and love everyone oh boy. the would wouldn't be the world w/out hate. welcome to life.. the 50/50 theory. |
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The_Funkmaster from Newfoundland, Canada on 2001-12-05 17:14 [#00058415] | |||||||||
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correction, the world would be a better place without hate... |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 17:24 [#00058417] | |||||||||
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well, i dont think ive said anything so hatefull towards the man yet, wasnt planning to actually. but since ive now been accused of it anyways(coughpearlsgirrlcough). here it goes. 1.(doesnt work anymore since the taliban is crumbling but still a good idea) give him a sex change and send him back to be treated how they treat thier women. 2. reality television is getting quite 'in'. so i say put him in solitary comfinement with no contact with the outside world and we can all watch him go stir crazy over the weeks on the 'osama in a box channel'. which will be televised 24/7. kinda like the truman show...but better |
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REPHLEX~ology from UK on 2001-12-05 17:25 [#00058418] | |||||||||
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I'd cut off his eye lids and feed him sleeping pills. Then i would make replacement ones for him, and cut those off. Repeat until bored. |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 17:36 [#00058421] | |||||||||
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it is possible to sleep with your eyes open sooooo....no |
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REPHLEX~ology from UK on 2001-12-05 17:45 [#00058422] | |||||||||
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Erm.... I would also tell him that he smells, which will give him a slow and painful death in the hands of self pity. And then i would feed him some more sleeping pills. And give him a red bull, and some reading materials, perhaps garderns weekly. |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 17:55 [#00058426] | |||||||||
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hehe, i dont think you can die of self pity either. do you like my idea? |
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REPHLEX~ology from UK on 2001-12-05 17:57 [#00058427] | |||||||||
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It would be good until the point he needs to have a shit. Then i shall turn off, go home and talk bollocks to my parrot. |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-05 18:02 [#00058428] | |||||||||
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he'll get his food out of an oversized gerbil canteen filled with slop! |
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PearlsGirrl from chicago on 2001-12-05 18:10 [#00058430] | |||||||||
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*rolls eyes* maybe if i cared more id say something else, but....i dont so...whatever. :o\ |
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Narkotic from Orange County, California, USA on 2001-12-05 18:14 [#00058432] | |||||||||
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damn, you guys are harsh and ruthless! i'll keep that in mind next time I think about mass murdering lots of people. keep up the good work ;) |
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REPHLEX~ology from UK on 2001-12-05 18:16 [#00058433] | |||||||||
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its all very macho this senseless murder, so stupidity neutralises it. |
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whorerainlipdancer from u.s.s.a on 2001-12-06 01:56 [#00058475] | |||||||||
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well i would rub him down with some FINE karma sutra oil, slip on a smooth Barry White record, and then promptly eat his feces...mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-06 02:31 [#00058481] | |||||||||
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I just want Bin Laden to get killed by a missle or something. |
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Bogus on 2001-12-06 07:49 [#00058552] | |||||||||
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if osama is guilty of the spt. 11 attacks (something that I doubt) then what he did isn't as horrible as the terrorism the US has supported and created all these years. actually the US. govmnt doesn't care if osama is guilty or not. what they want is to starve the population of afghanistan in order to continue to be in control of the local terrorism in that country. |
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Ophecks from Nova Scotia on 2001-12-06 08:01 [#00058558] | |||||||||
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Bogus=Osama Bin Laden |
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od from perth on 2001-12-06 08:11 [#00058559] | |||||||||
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cigarette companies arent fucked up, they work quit well. i never have to weait for a pack and i never get given it up[side down, so they fall out. this cannot be said for mac donalds, however. drive thru? "please wait in the bay for 20 mins" hit on girls in drive thru? ya get yer fuckin fries put in upside down! |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-06 15:45 [#00058645] | |||||||||
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I thought i would get popular :) Ok, so peace dosnt solve anything.... PEACE DOSNT SOLVE ANYTHING??? Please rephrase that. Peace would solve everything, but i do think you mean, passivism wouldnt solve anything. and then you would be right! we westerners consider ourselves to be better humans that all those middle east dudes. Well. If we are better, why do we have to act like them, waging Holy war. by the way, you know its holy war, because the media calls it "War against terrorism"wich is bullshit. why arent they bombing ireland and england then???? oh well. The answer would be to help them instead of bombing them. The violent taliban regime, is a minority in afghanistan, controlling everybody! why bomb the innocents! the taleban are the ones who will suffer the least. Remove the taliban, BUT, Ensure that the people left over gets help, so we dont get another vietnam. Please dont hate me because i actually want people to like each other hey??? :) |
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crayon_kid from the inner reaches of your soul... on 2001-12-06 15:51 [#00058647] | |||||||||
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ok, dirty you've got me, there. you rephrased that quite well. thats what i meant |
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Dirtypriest from Denmark on 2001-12-06 16:01 [#00058649] | |||||||||
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OK, sorry i think i said something bad, but in the squarepusher topic, but i was reading an article about alec empire, and i got carried away! sorry :) |
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