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Weirdest dreams you've ever had?
 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2003-12-29 13:24 [#01009131]
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I'm not sure if this has been discussed before, but do
tell...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 13:25 [#01009132]
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one with trrolls


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2003-12-29 13:26 [#01009134]
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maybe go into a little more detail if possible.


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-29 13:27 [#01009137]
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lots. i did a topic on this once. mine involves me (as a
vampire) turning into a giant spider.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-12-29 13:30 [#01009142]
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i had a very strange one last night involving an old chinese
shop keeper who showed me his secret stash of (mostly
half-empty) bottles of alchohol. then i had a hit of hash
oil from a plastic smoking pipe in the crawl space behind
the walls in which he stored the bottles.

it was really strange.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-29 13:31 [#01009145]
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i had a very real semi-lucid dream where my ex & her new guy
(one of my best friends) had killed me and cut me in half.

they were dragging my torso on a gravel road durring a full
moon with their hands under my arms. i could very vividly
hear them talking about how freaked out they were, and i
could feel the gravel on my cut-in-half back.

my eyes were sorta halfway open, but i couldn't move at all.
i couldn't figure out if i was dead, or dreaming, or really
fucked up on some sort of drugs and halucinating, because it
felt so real.

so, i concentrated really hard and was able to bite her
hand, then she dropped me, and when i hit the ground i woke
up.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-12-29 13:33 [#01009147]
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i guess the strangest part was that his shop (including the
crawl space) was all built from parts of places ive been -
including my grandpa's house, my house, and some stores
downtown.

my little brother was also with me in the store/crawl space
- and i ended up buying a big bottle of whiskey for $5 - i
remember thinking it smelled like orange juice (tang
specifically).


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-29 13:35 [#01009150]
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also i had a dream where a dork i sorta knew from highschool
knocked on my dorm room door and woke me up. it was all
really weird.

then i woke up and realized i was on the couch and late for
class so i ran out of my dorm, but as i was going up the
steps to campus i noticed things didn't feel right.

and i woke up again in my bed and it was night time.

that one through me for a loop.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 13:36 [#01009152]
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they took contrrol of my house.
fuck it, i wrrote a poem about it.
i wrrote this when i was 11 orr something:

Trrolls

The suns beaming down it's hot enough to melt lead
As I walk along the rroad next to my dad
Unbeknown to us therre is trrouble ahead
The kind of trrouble that makes you wish you arre
Dead

In the nearr distance worrkerrs labourr by the rroadside
But wait, no they'rre not! They arre ugly trrolls I'll come
to
Despise.

People in carrs fill the trrolls with drread.
They can't take them so they'll take us instead!
Soon parranoia will prrevent them frrom leaving the house
Hourrs they will come to spend as quite as a mouse.

I scuttle up the old stairrs, surre not to make a sound
If I disturrb the trrolls they'll knock me arround.
It's eitherr a rray frrom the rring on theirr stubby
fingerrs

Orr they pull me arround the house by my hairr.
Now can you underrstand my fearr and despairr?

My dad has just made them some vulgarr food.
This means they'rre strrong, I darre not move.

I'll sit on the landing orr crrouch in the shade.
I trry and act like I'm not afrraid.
Just sit therre forreverr, fade in and fade out,
And listen to the brreathing of them loathsome louts.

I wake in the morrning laid in my bed
There are no trrolls on the sofa and hairr missing frrom my
head
But I can be surre tonight they will come
Come forr me and therre's nowherre to rrun.



 

offline welt on 2003-12-29 13:53 [#01009175]
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i once dreamed i was a plant, something like a cactus, but
about 15meters large, and i was feeling how i was growing.
which ached, because the growing was like being stretched.
the sky seemed virtual like in a computer-game.


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-29 14:02 [#01009188]
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I had a dream that I was inside my dreamcast playing the
greatest game I have ever experienced to this day. I felt
like I was actually flying... The game was basically like
sonic but you can fly, and everything was dark pastel
colors, I didn't want to wake up that morning!


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-12-29 14:22 [#01009203]
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i know how that feels - when you wake up from a dream and
wish you didnt.


 

offline AMinal from Toronto (Canada) on 2003-12-29 14:26 [#01009208]
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this one isn't that weird, but its relevant to this msg
board

i was in this generic sort of 'big box' (eg walmart,
canadian tire, etc) store, with particularly large (and
tall) displays, shelves and general piles of merchandise

so i walk over to this set of shelves with a bunch of hats
on them
[now you have to know that in real life i have a beige
quicksilver hat with soem logo on top of the name
quicksilver on teh front]
so there are a bunch of hats that look sort of like mine,
except some of them only have the word "Squarepusher" in the
cool font on the Do You Know Squarepusher album, and no
logo
some of them have the weird design from the inside of the
sleeve that comes w/ the CD and on the CDs (the arrow/square
thing), and no words
and some of them have the logo then Squarepusher underneith
needless to say they all look really really cool, and i want
one
......that was about it, i dont remember any more than that
but it was the most vivid dream ive had in a while


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-12-29 15:30 [#01009279]
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I had a dream that I took my face off like it was a mask and
examined it in my hands. I even brushed my hair for some
reason, while I was holding my face. It had front and back
parts. I looked at my grinning skullface in the mirror and I
could see my green eyes resting in the eye sockets, it was
ghoulish. I heard my mom coming so I put my face back on,
clamped the two halves together (back of my head/face) and
it hurt like crazy, and that jolted me awake. I had it a few
times and I dreaded it.


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2003-12-29 15:33 [#01009281]
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you should check out a dream analysis book or see a
psychologist if you had that dream more then once - it
probably means something important.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 15:39 [#01009286]
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knowing what i know about how the human mind worrks i can
tell you that drreaming is concerrned with what happens in
yourr daily life.
the morre traumatic yourr life is, the morre nightmarrish
yourr drreams arre.
they happen because yourr brrain is searrching thrrough
memorry banks to comparre currrrent situations in yourr life
with prrevious ones, hence the rreason people who have been
rraped etc... sufferr the same nightmarre forr yearrs on
end. theirr brrain cannot cope with the trrauma.
we do not drream in long strrings, like a storry, we just
rrememberr them as a storry.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:43 [#01009291]
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I have had this recurring nightmare for years, where i am
gettinmg chased round this huge art gallery thing by these
really long people. They are really tall and completely
black (including clothes) and have no face and big hats.
Wherever i go they are there. There are spiders there too.
All the things chasing me are like sillhouettes but they can
pick me up and carry me in this big bag, like the BFG.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:44 [#01009294]
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Explains quite a few things :S


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 15:45 [#01009295]
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don't watch scarry carrtoons in the futurre if they give you
nightmarres.


 

offline Labium Sweat from United States on 2003-12-29 15:47 [#01009299]
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1) I had one, one time where I was near my old high school
building, and some kind of war was going on, and then all of
a sudden Bob-bombs from Mario Brothers started falling from
the sky... I had it written down in detail but I lost the
rest of that one.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:48 [#01009301]
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No I read it. The BFG's not really scary. though is it? I
read it about 6 years ago...


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 15:49 [#01009305]
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surre it is, imagine the fearr of being stolen by a giant.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 15:51 [#01009306]
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i think i'd crry


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:51 [#01009310]
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Well yeah I guess so. Especially if it's from your orphanage
window. Thats prob how it started but every time it gets
scarier.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 15:52 [#01009312]
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saying that, i think being stolen frrom an orrphanage by a
giant no less, would be a blessing.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:55 [#01009314]
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I think you're right. But being put in a bag by a running
giant would be quite a bumpy ride. Your troll dream seems
quite scary. Nice poem though. Must have been quite
inspirational


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-29 15:55 [#01009316]
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I had a dream only a week or so ago.. it was so real, in a
surreal way, and creepy weird... somehow I was looking at my
own head at my ear, but I could see through the ear
hole through the hole in the other ear as if the inside of
the head was hollow. The brain was there but back up against
the backside of the skull. It was so organic and felt so
real, it was strange. I wish I remember the rest, but I only
remember that brief part.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:57 [#01009320]
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When you have dreams are they like watching a film? Mine
aren't at all. I always know, in the back of my mind that
they are a dream and can control them but if they're scary,
every time I try to think of something else, it
metamorphasizes into scariness again.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-29 15:59 [#01009322]
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holy fucking shit. You are probably a serial killer.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 15:59 [#01009323]
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What, me?!


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-29 15:59 [#01009324]
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One time I was having a wine party with all the monsters
from Doom.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:01 [#01009328]
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I doubt it... I can't even kill ants.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-29 16:02 [#01009329]
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A long time ago during the doom2 era, I had a super
amplified dream about a spectacularly creepy augmented
doom... sort of being inside it rather than playing it, I
remember it was sort of a graveyard with trenches around it
I think and I remember seeing a hellishly enhanced Mancabus.
I doubt doom3 could ever live up to what I saw.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-29 16:05 [#01009333]
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no, that was a followup to opheck's who hides his true
identity of pure evil behind his disguise as a human. Your
dream was interesting though. I could imagine it being much
more creepy when actually dreaming it in that strange
anything-goes world of dreamland.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:07 [#01009335]
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That sounds nice. I often wake up crying from dreams. Or
laughing. Which is kind of weird.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:11 [#01009341]
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Oh I see. It is creepy. I had another one about God. That
was weird. If you've ever fallen over in a dream and it's
woken you up, then imagine that feeling you get in your
stomach. It was like that throughout the dream. I was kind
of in awe during the whole dream. It was in a desert
somewhere and this crazy wind started up. It was like Noah's
ark thing but instead of rain, wind was being sent and it
was just me and loads of animals running away and the sky
was all weird colours and moving. Then we all ended up in
this park I used to visit when I was little.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:12 [#01009343]
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just tell yourrself: 'it's just chemicals, it's just
chemicals'


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:13 [#01009345]
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Yeah... never taken drugs, except alcohol


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:15 [#01009347]
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i'm talking about drreams.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:17 [#01009355]
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oh. Now it all makes sense. Ok... chemicals it is.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:21 [#01009358]
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so silly.
what i mean is, the drream is just caused by chemicals in
yourr brrain, no rreason to be sad, happy, scarred orr
anything, it's just chemicals.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:23 [#01009361]
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Yeah I know what you mean now:) I know but when there's some
big spider like huge long black man stabbing at you with his
long black shadowy pointy fingers with some long black
spider bitch coming the other way it's hard not to be
scared. I'll try though:)


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:25 [#01009364]
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Yeah, easierr said than done. I used to have sleepwalk
nightmarres. Verry nasty.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:27 [#01009367]
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I once ended up lying in the bath at bout 4 am with a towel
over me. My mum just came in and asked me what the fuck I
was doing. I thought it was time for school:( Did you do
anything crrrrazy?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:30 [#01009371]
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hell yeah.
i've trried to get out of windows, woke up naked on the
table, been stuck in my cupboarrd, thought my mam was a
killerr hula hoop.


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:32 [#01009372]
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a killer hula hoop?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-29 16:38 [#01009380]
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this was ages ago. i was stood up on the bed kicking hula
hoops (the crrisps) that werre rrolling up the bed at me,
then this huge hula hoop rrolled in the doorr and trried to
get up at me so i was about to fight it, when it spoke
'Carl, it's only me' and then the drream was brroken and it
was my mam.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-12-29 16:43 [#01009386]
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I had a bad dream last night, my uncle had gone on holiday,
and was on this flight. Now where I live is about 10 mins
from an airport and occassionally some planes do 'circuits'
where they practice landings and takeoffs, and it is not
uncommon to see jets like 737s flying over head. Anyway back
to the dream, my uncle was due home, and I see this plane
flying incredibly low, it was an Airbus (of KLM insignia),
which don't land at Cardiff, and was also strange as my
uncle in real life has gone to Spain not Holland. Anyway
this jet circled twice, and then finally I saw it loose
control and plummet to the ground behind some houses about
half a mile from here. The explosion was intense, I felt the
heat, it was so so real.......I woke up then :(


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2003-12-29 16:50 [#01009393]
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That's actually quite scary. I'm going to bed now to dream
more scary dreams. Sleep well.xx


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-12-29 16:53 [#01009397]
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nite nite


 


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