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my charity event

wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-26 15:09 [#01006366]
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Would anyone care to sponsor me / allow me to stop in his
or her house?

In July 2004 I plan to walk round the world dressed as a
pantomime horse, before you ask how I will carry out this
task without a willing participant, I will answer, I am a
centaur.

Let me know if you are interested in funding my expedition.

Thanks
Teeth

DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-26 15:13 [#01006374]
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I'm certainly interested, but not particularly in the
funding part.

scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2003-12-26 15:18 [#01006381]
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come to my house, we'll drink tea and discuss the weather

wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-26 16:22 [#01006411]
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I have to confess. I am not actually a centaur, therefore I
will have to obtain a fancy dress costume of a centaur, and
then also hire a fancy dress costume of a pantomime horse.
Hence I require the following volunteers.

1. A person willing the hire the back end of a pantomime
horse costume. With this we can dress as a centaur.

2. A person willing to hire another back end of a pantomime
horse costume. I will hire the front half, and then we can
dress as a centaur, dressed as a pantomime horse and walk
around the world.

I may actually put an advert in the lonely-hearts column in
the newspaper, as follows:

Man seeking woman. Woman must be twice divorced, pantomime
horse partner. Hence each husband has won the front end of
the horse in an out of court settlement. Therefore the
twice-divorced woman has two back ends of horse costume.

Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-26 16:31 [#01006420]
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you can stay at my place anytime

qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-26 19:30 [#01006574]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator | Followup to wizards teeth: #01006411

..why would the husbands always get the front ends of the
horse..?

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