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will you tell your kids about santa?
 

offline HedFire on 2003-12-22 11:28 [#01001695]
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in a perfect world i would say no. santa is just a tool for
companies to sell products and for parents to try and make
their kids behave. not to mention lying to them.
santa=satan

but on the flip side if you don't tell your kids you are
alienating them from a cultural norm that might affect their
social growth for the rest of their life...


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-12-22 11:43 [#01001712]
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i'll explain the history of santa (the amalgamation of
different culture's myths) & sort of leave it to them..



 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2003-12-22 11:45 [#01001715]
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let the kids have thier fun, dont tell, when they get in 5th
or 6th grade, the kiddies will talk amongst themselves


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 11:47 [#01001721]
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It depends on where we are...
Giving your kids (material) gifts only one (or two,
including b-day) time of the year is a good thing in my
opinion (it's a good thing you don't do it more ofthen - I
mean "giving for free").
But just like you, this is what I would do if society
remains the same the day I have children...

but I'd rather see a whole other society... :)


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-12-22 11:51 [#01001730]
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yes, just play the game without lying to them. they'll find
out for themselves when they're ready, i guess.


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-12-22 11:52 [#01001734]
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Tell em Santa snorts "snow" in the north pole, and sexually
interferes with his elven hostages whom he has construct all
the toys.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 11:53 [#01001735]
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Maybe if your arguement was based on reason and not populist
nonsense I would be more willing to listen to you.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 11:54 [#01001739]
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Santa and Michael Jackson have a lot in common.


 

offline HedFire on 2003-12-22 11:55 [#01001743]
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care to expand on that? i could have sworn i listed
reasons...


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-12-22 11:56 [#01001745]
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I do wish people would stop mentioning how satan and santa
are anagrams of one another... it's really been done to the
death... just like god backwards is dog...woohoo


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-22 11:58 [#01001748]
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kids?
i don't want to have kids.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 11:58 [#01001749]
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Yes, you said Santa = Satan and that it is just a tool for
selling products to kids, neither of which are really
correct.



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 11:59 [#01001754]
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if santa = satan...
then here are more anagrams:

bill gates = tell is bag
xltronic = LN R toxic


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-12-22 12:00 [#01001755]
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shut up = pus hut ... woop de woop killawop


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 12:01 [#01001757]
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Key Secret = Key's Erect = Cock.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 12:02 [#01001761]
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hehe...
never thought about that...

let me do the same for you...

ecnadniarb = braindance


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-12-22 12:03 [#01001766]
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Key Secret = Secrete KY (the ass jelly)


 

offline HedFire on 2003-12-22 12:06 [#01001771]
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ok forget the santa=satan thing, christ. but you don't think
santa is overrun by marketing? right..


 

offline marlowe from Antarctica on 2003-12-22 12:07 [#01001773]
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Santa is overrun by little kids nagging him I imagine... the
poor old sod... I'll be sure to leave him a glass of milk
and a cookie on Christmas Eve.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 12:09 [#01001778]
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Only if you allow your children to sit and watch hours and
hours of TV. But there is nothing wrong with kids having at
least on pure thing in their life to get the image of daddy
fucking mommy's sister out of their head.

I don't see the harm and I think it is shitty of parents
etc. who spoil childhood excitement and dreams because they
themselves have become too cynical and bitter towards the
world.


 

offline HedFire on 2003-12-22 12:16 [#01001787]
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pure things such as books, music, movies, family, playing
outside?? dreaming is fine but i think modern santa borders
on exploitation in the wrong hands. and if you're speaking
out against cynical, bitter people, i suggest you speak
inwards..


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 12:19 [#01001792]
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well perhaps there is a lot of expectations on this
"Santa"-character, especially since he's not real.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 12:21 [#01001796]
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how the fuck do you speak inwards...I just tried it and
nearly choked on my tonsils.

It's sad that you consider "things such as books, music,
movies, family, playing outside" as dreaming.


 

offline HedFire on 2003-12-22 12:24 [#01001802]
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omfg you are such an idiot. i don't consider those things
dreaming i consider them pure, which is why i put those
words "pure things such as..." before i listed them. the
dreaming comment was in regards to your "who spoil childhood
excitement and dreams" statement. do you even think before
you post?


 

offline hyakusen from 8=============> on 2003-12-22 12:26 [#01001809]
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officer down, we got officer down, request for backup
!!!!!!!!



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-22 12:37 [#01001827]
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ABOUT SANTA NOT BEING REAL?

WHO THE FUCK?! OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRY


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 12:41 [#01001838]
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I actually think it would be much cooler if Santa was this
horror-character we made up, then the children would still
behave good - or he would come and tear them to pieces and
eat their brains (with a fork).
That would be the groove, I can imagine the excitement on
the night before xmas where children have trouble sleeping
cause they know he'll come to their home the next day.
Or Santa could be good / bad depending on how they've
behaved. If they've behaved good they get presents, if they
behave bad they get put in the sack, and later fed to bears.


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-12-22 12:41 [#01001839]
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the easter bunny is fake as well


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-22 12:42 [#01001841]
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well you have to admit your phrasing of you post was a
little subjective to the reader hence my obvious
misunderstanding from your original meaning. However
calling me an idiot is a bit out of order, especially from a
prick who did santa = satan.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-12-22 12:44 [#01001845]
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don't take kids is an option


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 12:46 [#01001848]
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I took five kids last week.
But I put them back yesterday ;)


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-12-22 12:49 [#01001853]
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I think if I was honest with myself probably not but at such
a young age they're so impressionable you may as well let
them believe any old shit. Tough one, I truly don't know.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-22 12:50 [#01001857]
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KIDS? FUCK OFF!


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-22 12:52 [#01001859]
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I bet your children cry when you yell that at them on xmas
eve.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-22 12:53 [#01001860]
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hahah yeah dude

on easter morning once i woke my mom up cause there wasnt
any candy

and i was like "mom?" and she was like "nigel, there's no
easter bunny"


 

offline promo from United Kingdom on 2003-12-22 12:54 [#01001862]
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Must have effected you eh?


 

offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2003-12-22 13:07 [#01001874]
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just turned 14

tough times


 

offline WooferAttack from Milano (Italy) on 2003-12-23 10:09 [#01003131]
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why Santa Claus doesn't exist? nah... what are you saying,
Santa Claus, the easter bunny and Teletubbies exists for
sure!


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-23 10:26 [#01003150]
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they always discover the truth around 8-10 years old so its
no big deal and they have a lot of nice illusion in
christmas


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-12-23 11:51 [#01003243]
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all the crappy presents like rocks and dirt and coal i will
tag with "from santa" then all the cool presents will say
"from your loving father." that way i can effectively buy
my kids affections.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-23 14:12 [#01003373]
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I'm gonna build my kids up to beleive santa and then let em
in on the truth and see em come crashing down >:)


 

offline steve from chicago on 2003-12-23 22:20 [#01003788]
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I sure hope I never have kids. If I do and they ask me if
Santa "is real," then I will tell them the truth, I do not
know.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-23 22:28 [#01003789]
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when i was young i totally heard some shit on the roof one
night


 

offline bogala from NYC (United States) on 2003-12-24 01:10 [#01003848]
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santa is just a tool for
companies to sell products



I would rephrase that. Santa was from like the 1200's or
some shit. He's like a Germany legend. Not a corporate brand
name. He is just being used. That's all.


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-12-24 05:27 [#01004027]
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FUCK NO

I will tell my kids that COKE invented Santa, and thats why
I am force feeding them coca cola classic products. I love
that drink so much.


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-12-24 05:35 [#01004031]
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HedFire, you need to stop being a paranoid bitch and start
enjoying stuff.

Personally I think Santa's fine. He's benign. The kiddies
want to go to bed early and the parents get time to
themselves. Everyone wins. You're not lying to your child,
because Father Christmas acts as a metaphor and I never
thought my parents were conspiring or evil because they let
me believe. At the time I was excited and when I found out,
I was disappointed, but happy.

So yeah... goood thing, good thing.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-24 06:20 [#01004065]
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there's nothing wrong with letting kids have a bit of fun...
it's more pressure on the parents I think, to provide the
gifts and shit... but goodness, let kids enjoy Christmas,
and believe in Santa...


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2003-12-26 05:45 [#01006088]
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This topic may be dead now, but the origins of Father
Christmas is from generosity.

An old, rich man called Nicholas was passing a window and
overheard a poor man tell his children that there would be
no presents this year. Feeling sorry for the kiddilies, old
Nicholas broke into their room while they were asleep and
put some gold coins (real, not chocolate coins) into their
socks which were hanging at the end of their beds.

Hence St. Nick.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-12-26 05:48 [#01006091]
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I will never have kids, so the answer is NO


 

offline teapot from Paddington (Australia) on 2003-12-26 05:48 [#01006093]
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i definatly would NOT tell me kid that santa wasnt real...
that shit is just selfish, a child doesnt understand, and
its got its teen years to develope its own opinions about
it.

christmas is an amazing thing for children, it shouldnt be
fucked with.


 


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