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as we are on our way to 1 million posts i must warn you about certain things according to my investigation into joccoism. According to old scrolls called the "k_maty scrolls" there were a series of visions that K_Maty saw. After translating these from deep ebonics to english this is what we have found. 1: The 1 million post mark will enable the return of the one whos name we cannot speak. 2: The one we can not speak will try to over throw the powers of K_maty and will even kill jocco himself. 3: while trying to attain power 77% of XLT members will become trapped in a warpzone and will no longer feel the need to post here 4: There will be a payperview event Phobiazero vs "that guy whos name i cant say" and the opener will be Ophecks vs a bunch of naked girls in a pool full of icecream |
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beware of joccoites and tat one whos name i cant say |
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sounds to me like Ophecks will be happy. |
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ophecks and the naked girls.... hmmmm i might order that one. i mean, i strongly disapprove. |
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yeah it seems like this odd marketing gimmick. I tryed to contact ophecks via singing telegram but he was not available for comment |
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although Ophecks's love of naked girls is humungous and bulging, his singing is crap. |
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what would you bid of us K_maty? how may I serve you. *kneels |
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hmmm perhaps his love of nude women is his weakness, when he should be fighting the REAL enemy. |
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YES! where is the horse?!?!?! we seek your wisdom!!!! tell us what K_MATY would have us do??? |
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It is said that in time the "magical thread of secrets" will surface. It will reveal secrets of time. It will then be closed down by a higher up. This is a sign that these things shall happen |
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but vp... ive heard tale of a chosen one who will bring the truth of K_MATY to the masses, so that they may see the horse speaks wisdom... how can we know when this chosen one will arise? |
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he was singing in the shower once when we all slept over at Ceri JC's about 12 years ago. I still remember little Ceri talking about how one day he wanted to be a mod! They grow up right before your eyes! |
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the return of the horse from a banished state marks a movement in a timeshift that will begin the countdown. |
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when will he return, vp? we need him now more than ever!!! the time draws near when the millionth post will be dealt and the repurcussions will be staggering. we are not ready... its TOO SOON!!! |
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the horse shall appear after 1 million hits |
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i humbly await his return and instruction. FOR K_MATY ONLY!!! |
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w M w has to take another million hits!? |
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by midnight, yeah |
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FOR K_MATY ONLY!!! |
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DANG!! |
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qrter: thats what i said... but ian didnt seem to mind it. kinda shrugged it off. |
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Yeah those were great times Virg... we should sort out a reunion where we can listen to early acid house, eat skips crisps and read animal man comics just like the good old days. |
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won't Skip mind if you eat his crips? |
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boo |
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No silly, I meant these: :) |
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prawn cocktail flavour???? FIZZIBLY MELTY!?!?!?!?!?! |
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Yes, the new packaging and marketing sucks, but the crisps still hold vast amounts of nostalgia for me... |
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they sound horrible... prawn cocktail??? fizzibly melty... that makes it sound like an alka-seltzer. UGH |
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They've always been prawn cocktail flavour. They have also always been fizzibly melty, but were never described as such. WARNING: Never wake up dehydrated as fuck after being out and try to eat a bag of Skips. On a number of occassions I have nearly died as the fuckers stick to the bag of your throat and try to choke you. |
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OMG!!! This thread is NOT worksafe! |
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what are those? I've never heard of em? |
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pr0n cock tail flavored!? |
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