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A quick question:
 

offline wizards teeth from Newcastle (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-20 13:45 [#00999580]
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In order to seduce a lady shall I:

a) Climb up some ladders to show off.

b) Write a 3,000 page manual on the health and safety risks
of sex and present it to her; with a supplementary slide
show; on our first date.

c) Boil her a goose egg

d) Turn up in fancy dress as one of her internal organs, on
the day I am introduced to her parents



 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-12-20 13:46 [#00999582]
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A combination of (a) and (d)

That would be great - and get someone to take some pics, and
post them here!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-20 13:47 [#00999583]
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yeah, impress her parents...that always works

 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-20 13:48 [#00999586]
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none of the above.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-20 13:48 [#00999587]
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not likely

 

offline Combo from Sex on 2003-12-20 13:49 [#00999590]
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for christmas, your present for her should be a Merzbow
release, it always work =)


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-12-20 13:49 [#00999592]
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option c is quite christmassy.. but i reckon youre better
off with option d.
or you could just slip some ghb in her drink & do what you
will*

*note: first you must cut out your heart, soul & conscience
with a blunt instrument.. you sick, sick fuck.

OR

option e) try talking to her first of all.

 

offline uzim on 2003-12-20 14:02 [#00999608]
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wizards teeth > i think you should try to wear an electric
bonnet with flashing lights, and to make your eyes look as
on your avatar with make-up or something! and when you
approach her, kiss her and offer her a beautiful frozen
strawberry, whispering a beautiful love poem like "magnetic
mate, you're my telluric plate, i love you like a crate in a
gazeous state"...

Combo > indeed!

 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-20 14:04 [#00999610]
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XD

 

offline Combo from Sex on 2003-12-20 14:09 [#00999611]
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ok ok... but i'm sure Masonna wish you a merry christmas !
=)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-20 14:11 [#00999615]
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I say A!
That'll sure show her who's number one!

 

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