 |
|
You are not logged in! F.A.Q Log in Register |
 |
|
 |
 Now online (1)dariusgriffin ...and 277 guests Last 5 registered Oplandisks nothingstar N_loop yipe foxtrotromeo Browse members... |
 |
Members 8025Messages 2614087 Today 0 Topics 127542 |
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
- party boats going down the river outside my apartment blaring ABBA & DANNI MANOGUER AND DICSO CRAP! unTIL 6FUCKING AM IN THE MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you? ... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
a party boat sent me into a fury which prompted this post, my apologies. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hyakusen |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
bitches. (im listening to nwa atm) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
LIstening to stupid euro-dance-techno ( like Scooter) and hearing ( at the same time ) that "this is great piece of electronic music !! " which is happening very often in my shitty country |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hyakusen isnt a thing, he's a person, i wanna hear about "things" |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
my housemates all wear slippers and my room is not far from one of the washingmachines.. so I hear the sound of them pulling their bodies along on the linoleum.. sliff sliff sliff sliff sliff.. they sound like the walking dead.. and if I'm REALLY lucky they'll whistle. god, that annoys me. or if it's a girl, she'll sing. in that awful, AWFUL way that only girls can do - singing like they think they can really sing quite well, BUT THIS IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Wires and cables getting tangled up of their own accord... how the FUCK do they manage that? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
listening to music at full blast, and moving in such a way that pops the headphones out of the jack, resulting in full blast from the speakers! shocking you dead!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
well, i think that its pretty easy to -mail me and to tell me why are you dont like me so much . is it because my jokes ? my threads ? differences of cultures ? sense of humour ? thank you anyway, its good to hear this at x-mass :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
its the illuminati man - seriously. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Hehe.. yeah I've been there. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Who is this... illuminati man? |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ha. I have something related to that with my walkman sometimes. walkman is already purring away, got my earphones in my.. uh.. ears and I pop in the little jack - L O U D!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
a new kind of superhero/villain. not very wellknown though. oh gosh no.. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
sorry - the illuminati, man! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i hate it when watching tv and going through the channels, no channels have the same volume. they should be normalised. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you have a bottled drink and you go to drink out of it, only to find that you put the cap back on!!! not only annoying, but embarressing! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
sitting in front of, or behind someone who is eating crap out of a cellofane bag - they do not tip out the contents into their hands NO ! they grope for every last bit of food.. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you realize that your fags have ended and theres no place to buy new ones |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
stood at the bus stop waiting for a bus, a drunk guy eating a kabab a few metres away, realises he doesnt want the kabab anymore, what is he to do? put it in the bin? no... he kicks it directily up into the air, about 30 metres high... where does it go? it doesnt keep on going into the fucking sky!!! GRAVITY!!! KABAB!!! BLOODY LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you walk and some one is walking in different direction - but on the same line - you stop, person stops, then you make the same moves - left, right, left , fuckin hours till you make move forward |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you wait on bus stop and you see all the buses going around, but there no sign of YOUR bus ,although on schedule bus was here many times... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you are sitting on toilet, closed doors, suddenly toilet paper ended fuck, this is horrible |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you have to dump in a public toilet and the weight of the dump splashes toilet water on your ass... man images of horrible diseases rush through my head |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
ok this is by far the worst... when you buy a cd, and you put it into your cd rack, only to find that on the spine, they screwed up the printing, and the album title and artist, is written upside down!!!! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
1.you see beautiful girl smiling to you 2.after some time youre going to toilet to dump 3.shes standing there 4.youre saying sorry and walking into 5.sitting -----SPLASH---- and you realize that shes heard this too |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
hyakusen |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
much, MUCH worse: seen a cd, felt kind of iffy about buying it. in your mind the possession of this cd grows to mythical proportions - DAMMIT! YOU MUST OWN THIS ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME PIECE OF ART!!! on return to the shop The Album To End All Albums has been sold ofcourse. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Jarworski beat you to that one.. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
damn! :P |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
you too ? and i thought that were friends thanks anyway |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i see i must replace some feelings about some peoples here |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
always a pleasure to wind you up a bit |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
it wasnt nice if yolu want to know, but i doubt you want |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Worse, maybe : I really wanted to buy Young Team by Mogwai, but I couldn't find it anywhere. I finally find it as an expensive import, buy it, go home to play it, only to discover that there is a very annoying two-seconds gap between each track. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
i feel sadness |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
..sounds like a bootleg..! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Yeah, that suxurz. And I found it in a big music store, not some obscure shop. Fuck society. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
CUNTS IN THE CINEMA WHO WON'T SHUT UP! |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
convert yourself to the islam. thats the only option. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
bought smojphace |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
My so called mate... going out on the piss with this so called mate... ending the night getting into a massive argument with my so called mate... |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
Unreliable computers Bimbos VERY shy people Stubbing a toe Banging my head Gangsta rap Alcoholics Bo Selecta Thinking all electronic music is techno/trance Tabloid newspapers Most 'ism's Narrow-mindedness |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
..Nero puts 2 second gaps between tracks automatically. but I guess they were professionally pressed cd's.. :) |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
aphex not turning up to his gig going to see lord of the rings and finding out its fully booked |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
the second one sounds kind of naïve. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
-how msn messenger refuses to go back to the directory from which you last picked a file to send. -how msn messenger doesnt have custom status change. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
when you buy a ham & cheese toastie and theres ham on both sides between the bread and all the cheese is inbetween the 2 slices of ham so the cheese doesnt melt into the bread so when you bite into it the cheese comes out the side and burns your mouth |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
| |||||||||
|
|
supermarkets. people in line at supermarkets. it could all run quite smoothly and quickly. but no. |
||||||||
|
|
|||||||||
|
Messageboard index
|
|||||||||
