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offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 04:22 [#00991800]
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Be honest, creative, and open


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-15 04:24 [#00991803]
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the link doesn't work!


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 04:24 [#00991804]
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correct link?


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 04:24 [#00991805]
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the link no worky


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-15 04:32 [#00991809]
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

3 people!

3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Prepare yourself for a long and fruitful relationship.

I'm only 27% sexy though...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 04:34 [#00991812]
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24% sexy


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-15 04:34 [#00991813]
Points: 16280 Status: Lurker



these tests are so funny... I think my sexy level is down
because I said yes to the "Do you like Star Trek"
question... :)


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 04:35 [#00991814]
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

6 people!

Including the 3 you've already had sex with,
that makes 3 new lovers! You are 28% sexy.
The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex



 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 04:37 [#00991816]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker | Followup to The_Funkmaster: #00991813



The info on your 5 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-15 04:37 [#00991818]
Points: 9459 Status: Lurker



that wasnt suppose to be directed at funkmaster


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-15 04:59 [#00991825]
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SURE it wasn't!


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-15 05:05 [#00991830]
Points: 1129 Status: Lurker



Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

16 people!

Including the 3 you've already had sex with, that makes 13
new lovers! You are 35% sexy.

The info on your 13 future sex partners:
13 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
Also, you think about sex considerably more than you do it.


------------------------

only one per cent / less than nacmat / great

13 more people / to have sex with / wohoo

and / I agree that / that I think of sex / more than / I
actually perform it


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 05:17 [#00991841]
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actually I am only 28% sexy

I have 36% chances of dying during sex


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-15 05:35 [#00991850]
Points: 1129 Status: Lurker | Followup to nacmat: #00991841



wow / I'm the sexiest / so far

36% chance of dying during sex? / sounds risky / go for the
masturbation


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-15 06:19 [#00991881]
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

27 people!

Including the 8 you've already had sex with,
that makes 19 new lovers! You are 47% sexy.

WTF :D!!!!!!!!!!!

Let the good times roll....


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-15 06:20 [#00991882]
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Although it is wrong as one of the girls I have already had
sex with died in a car crash 4 years ago...so unless
necrophilia is on the cards I don't think that will happen.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-12-15 07:25 [#00991919]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

11 people!

Including the 2 you've already had sex with,
that makes 9 new lovers! You are 37% sexy.

The info on your 9 future sex partner(s):
9 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them!
Having a girlfriend is more important to you than you're
willing to admit.



 

offline nanotech from Sukavasti Amitaba Pureland (United States) on 2003-12-15 07:38 [#00991923]
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The info on your 9 future sex partner(s):

1 of them will be female
8 of them will be male

!!!?



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-15 07:43 [#00991928]
Points: 22557 Status: Lurker



i got 3 more after the one i've had

but apparantly i'll be in love with 2 of them


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-12-15 07:52 [#00991934]
Points: 10225 Status: Lurker



what in the hell is the meaning of the % of sexyness. the
percentage of the worldpopulation who would think you're
sexy? or the score you would score on the sexyness test,
which implies there is some absolute measure for measuring?
sexyness?



 

offline Spacecadet on 2003-12-15 08:00 [#00991946]
Points: 1790 Status: Lurker



conngrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 5 people!

Including the 2 you've already had sex with,
that makes 3 new lovers! You are 36% sexy.

You're missing the best part!
Enter your name and email address below to gain access to
your friends' scores! Think of the power! If your friends
haven't taken the test yet, we'll send them and e-mail and
let you know when they do.

your *real* name:
your email address:



The info on your 3 future sex partner(s):
3 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex.



 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 08:01 [#00991948]
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the score you would score on the sexyness test,
which implies there is some absolute measure for measuring?

sexyness?

exactly!


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2003-12-15 09:23 [#00992010]
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O_o


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 09:35 [#00992020]
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Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

10 people!
You are 53% sexy.

The info on your 6 future sex partner(s):
5 of them will be female
1 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
Because of your idealist attitude, you have to be careful
not to get hurt.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 09:36 [#00992022]
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Nacmat: Be me one male o_O


 

offline jennysaid from Canada on 2003-12-15 09:42 [#00992035]
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Apparently I'm going to have 6 new lovers not including the
4 I've already slept with. Uh, I don't think I want to sleep
with 10 different people. I think that's a little too much
for me right now.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 09:43 [#00992036]
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I don't think it means right away......


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 09:59 [#00992051]
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ok I ll be

but that breaks my test prediction then


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 11:47 [#00992193]
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Which means it's not true! BAM! We can carry on :D


 

offline nacmat on 2003-12-15 11:52 [#00992201]
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only if you make an avatar where I am behind you and you
touch my boobs


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-15 11:57 [#00992213]
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;)


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-12-15 12:10 [#00992228]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular



i had to do this one, see if there's any hope left...bit of
a rough estimate on the 'when did you last have sex'..

Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

3 people!

Including the 1 you've already had sex with,
that makes 2 new lovers! You are 28% sexy

great, looking forward to that :)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-12-15 13:11 [#00992292]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



whoa!

that makes 12 new lovers! You are 32% sexy.

5 of them will be female
7 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a hard time deciding between love and lust.



 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-15 13:22 [#00992304]
Points: 17620 Status: Lurker



8 lovers

33% sexy


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-15 13:24 [#00992308]
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5 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 3 of them! Because of your
idealist attitude, you have to be careful not to get hurt.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2003-12-15 13:35 [#00992333]
Points: 6846 Status: Addict



5 people!

"Including the 1 you've already had sex with, that makes 4
new lovers! You are 26% sexy.

The info on your 4 future sex partner(s):

4 of them will be female
0 of them will be male
And you will actually love 2 of them!
You have a 36% chance of dying during sex."

Meh. Neither here nor there.



 

offline uzim on 2003-12-15 13:43 [#00992351]
Points: 17716 Status: Lurker



"Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with 1 person!
And you'll first have sex at age 21, in your own bed.
You are 17% sexy."


WHAT A WINNER IS ME!!!!!!!! =D


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-15 13:45 [#00992355]
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(by the way, they didn't specify whether this "1 person" in
question would be myself or another person...)


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2003-12-15 13:46 [#00992356]
Points: 7983 Status: Lurker



<- eats breathmint

pssft. pssfft. aah.


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-15 13:49 [#00992360]
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goDel > yeah, "sexyness percentage" is senseless, but anyway
don't take this too seriously... =)

it's thespark.com, look at the results of their
gender test among messageboarders... you'll see how
accurate their tests can be!! ^^


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-15 14:04 [#00992385]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

6 people!

Including the 5 you've already had sex with,
that makes 1 new lover! You are 46% sexy.



 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-15 14:04 [#00992386]
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jesus... i hope that's not true


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-15 14:06 [#00992390]
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you don't wanna have sex with anyone else?


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-15 14:27 [#00992434]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



no i hope it's not just 1 more person... or if it is i hope
i'll be with that person for a LOOONGGG time.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2003-12-15 14:31 [#00992443]
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i once had sex for five hours straight. is that what you
mean?


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-15 14:57 [#00992494]
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come on people!!
try and beat my glorious fantastic 17%!!!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:31 [#00992723]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with

104 people!

Including the 42 you've already had sex with,
that makes 62 new lovers! You are 74% sexy.

ahh, yeah,...honesty...


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2003-12-15 16:37 [#00992747]
Points: 5776 Status: Regular | Followup to tolstoyed: #00992723



you obviously didn't take nacmat's advice

good luck, sounds tiring, though you must be pretty fit by
now


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-15 16:42 [#00992771]
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hey man, its not my faulti m sexy!!!


 

offline tragedy from Gloucester (United States) on 2003-12-15 16:58 [#00992821]
Points: 4423 Status: Lurker



epohs... ys that's EXACTLY what i meant... and i onc had sex
for almost 17 minutes... the guy was like a marathon...


 


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