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Nature, sometimes, can just blow my mind. I find often myself completely captivated by it. Take a look at picture. Fascinating... absolutely fascinating. merry christmas all horseclaws |
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are those mutant zebras? |
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damn im a small, small man. :'( |
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horsefactory yr avatar reminds me of my cumsock |
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lol!! ^^ |
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harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hahahahahaha |
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yours reminds me a chrome breasted input eater |
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(not for happy cycling... for the picture =)) (i don't know why but i find it really funny) |
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Ah yes the hydraulic powered penis, a fascinating solution to one of natures many obstacles. |
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how the FUCK does he catch ants with that ? |
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"He has a beautiful big cock but I wish hes face was not so like a shit" |
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what do you mean "catch ants"...im pretty sure he's trying to catch somethim else |
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yeah he's more likely to catch a STD than an ant.. |
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ant eaterrs have a similarr nose. |
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similar to zebras? |
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as for real nature fascination, now... i find the underwater fauna and flora can be really fantastic =) for example, at the same time creepy (when you watch them move it's really creepy!!!), very weird and beautiful.... and who knows what's inside the abyss? krakens maybe and maybe many other incredible things... |
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an ... they're kinda cute don't you think =) i have a little plush ant-eater. |
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not (mine is more realistic) but this one is sooo cute as well!!! ^^ lovely |
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There is a meaning behind the Tapir's seemingly over-long penis. "If he had a friend who was a snake, and the snake was in trouble, for example if he was running away from the snake police beacuse he had commited a crime such as vandalism, the otherwise friendly snake could hide inside the penis of the Tapir if he was slim enough. The snake would have to lose an amount of weight before entering the Tapir and would obviously have to be short enough to be completely engulfed. The Tapir would also have to prepare itself for the event by urinating as much as possible before the snake enters, to ensure that nature does not call whilst the snake is in hiding. After a certain amount of time the snake police will give up on the trail and the criminal snake will have escaped scott free. Should the hospitable Tapir be discovered whilst the snake is in hiding he is sentenced to his choice of either the electric chair, or the fatal injection, or 100 years in Tapir jail." |
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I think that ant eater would definitely listen to hip hop, he looks like a dope motherfucker. |
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You're weird. |
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that picture just changed or i must be out of my mind...it looks cute tho!!! |
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I would not let the snake in if I was the tapir. I would want to help the snake, but the fact remains that if I let him hide in my penis a niche would be available for future rebellious snakes to "learn" how to disguise some very twisted and painful parasitism as a harmless cry of help by a friendly snake. |
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I would imagine that that is where the famous phrase "Sly as a rebellious snake" originated |
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snake came into my house last year (seriously)...and i have no tapir! |
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what, the snake came into your house seriously? he didn't walk in doing a crazy walk wearing glasses that are WAY too big for him like "whoa ahaha hey guys "? I guess snakes are a lot like humans really. Some are boring, some are crazy, others love hiding inside enormous cocks. |
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I won't let any snake exploit my generosity. It is sad too, because to do this it might be necessary for some nice snakes to go to snake prison. But really, don't they deserve it if they are going to deface public property? They've brought it upon themself. This reminds me of the simpsons episode where bart spraypaints something making fun of his principle, then martin all intellectually goes "excuse mister principle sir, one of my fellow pupils is defacing school property" ha ha, what a fag. |
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yeah, it seemed pretty serious...it must have been depressed or sumthin |
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ha ha, snakes |
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well maybe his request to hibernate inside a Tapir's penis had been rejected.................... by w M w. so he headed to the sanctuary of tolstoyed's house, where he got battered by a broom which was being handled by tolystoyed's mother. |
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My main quarrel with snakes is that they think it is ok, and fought to be legally allowed to park in handicap spaces because they have no legs. HELLO! They lost their legs because it AIDED their evolution. They're just working the system. |
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mom? |
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they push to the front of queues as well. you try to tell them it's not all doom and gloom, but they just bite you really hard and start to eat you. |
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I would like to see a snake dance. It's only appendages are itself, its tongue and its penis. |
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Oh for fuck's sake. I remember falling for this back at X-Mas, and I got duped again. But yeah, nature is amazing. I mean, just sit back and think about existence. Just think about it. And be amazed. |
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he hheh k, absurdly long peni are amazing. This is an a+ horsefactory post. |
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bump |
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But is nature "beautiful" because that's just our view of it? I think the most beautiful thing about is the fact it just came out of nowhere with no actual creative force behind it. (Sorry Jesus fans) |
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plus it reminds some of their cumsock. |
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