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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2003-12-12 12:20 [#00988380]
Points: 12687 Status: Lurker



I recieved this letter from santa through the post this
morning and he asked me to post it on the net for all to
see.: -

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
And just when I thought that things would get better,
Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.

I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.

Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.

There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...

I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!



 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-12-12 12:21 [#00988381]
Points: 10965 Status: Regular



nuh UH!

liar.



 

offline mc_303_beatz from Glasgow, Scotland on 2003-12-12 12:22 [#00988383]
Points: 3386 Status: Regular



bullshit. santa is my homeboy. he will deliver


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-12 12:22 [#00988384]
Points: 14867 Status: Regular



what???????????????????? :((((((


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-12 12:22 [#00988385]
Points: 9601 Status: Lurker



Hogwash.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-12 12:23 [#00988387]
Points: 11512 Status: Lurker



It's a trick!


 


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