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offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-12-11 16:22 [#00987312]
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Thats what my MOM said to me, after I told her I was
lonely.....I feel deeply hurt....my mom obviously thinks no
woman would Ever touch me....


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-11 16:27 [#00987317]
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Yeah my mam said herr frriend has a daughterr I might like.
Should have fucking seen herr... pet elephant.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 16:31 [#00987319]
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hahahaha, come on guys cheer up...i'll never get laid
either. lets laugh about it.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-11 16:32 [#00987322]
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Yourr motherr won't stop trrying to match make once you have
sex you know.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-11 16:33 [#00987323]
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that's pretty harsh. :(


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-12-11 16:33 [#00987324]
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hahahaha, it's even funnier the second time!


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-11 16:34 [#00987328]
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she'll neverr stop until you have a wife that can bearr
childrren.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 16:36 [#00987329]
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at least your mother is trying to set you up...that's pretty
nice of her. i wish my mom would do that, but she prolly
thinks i'm a lost cause.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-12-11 16:37 [#00987330]
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I hate my MOM and and I hate my DAD. THEY are responsible
for my LOW SELF ESTEEM, and now they ARE BLAMING ME THAT IT
IS FUCKING UP MY LIFE ?! I SHOULD FUCKING KILL THEM


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2003-12-11 16:39 [#00987332]
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no no no no no it's not good. i'm not interrested. i've done
(ok as good as it gets) in the past i don't need this sorrt
of help now.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2003-12-11 16:39 [#00987333]
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set up with a prostitute?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-11 16:42 [#00987339]
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Just closed your other thread as it's a duplicate.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2003-12-11 16:43 [#00987340]
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Um...

Ackroyd?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-11 16:53 [#00987348]
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"I hate my MOM and and I hate my DAD. THEY are responsible
for my LOW SELF ESTEEM"

they should have taken you to a prostitute when you were 7
!!!!!


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-12-11 16:55 [#00987351]
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No, they shouldnt have ignored me....


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-11 17:00 [#00987355]
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sou you're not a social type of person...i dont think
anything is wrong with that


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 17:14 [#00987382]
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keep yourself busy monoid, so you don't always think about
the bad shit.

tomorrow i'm going to go out for lunch and see a movie.
alone of course, but it's the highlight of my fucking
month....so i'm pretty excited about it.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-11 17:15 [#00987386]
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Prostitutes are a lot less hassle. I think I'l get one.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:23 [#00987466]
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Come to my place (in Skövde) and we can party and try to
find some nice girls.
Or the other way around (I go to your place). btw, why don't
you hang with Viktor? he lives in your town, you know.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:24 [#00987468]
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well, maybe it's the same with vic and naaic as it is with
me and joakimlinden, as we've never met up or anything
yet...

but we should. we all should.


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:32 [#00987473]
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hehe, isn't skvöde kind of far away? maybe i should go one
day...i haven't been anywhere in sweden other than uppsala
and stockholm.

i'll have to ask viktor where he lives...that would be funny
if he actually lived in the same building as i do.


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:33 [#00987474]
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yeah it's kinda far away... like 300 km or so... but we can
do it, we sure can, we'll just have to set a date in spring
or something :)


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:37 [#00987478]
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yeah, definitely!

as long as you guys don't mind hanging out with a nerdy
american kid ;)


 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2003-12-11 18:58 [#00987523]
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of course not.
it will be a blast.
we'll have to set a date.

Hopefully I will have more time
to hang around this board soon...


 

offline oxygenfad from www.oxygenfad.com (Canada) on 2003-12-11 19:43 [#00987590]
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Monoid your always down. You should just start dating a fat
chick. And before you have sex get really drunk so it ain't
so bad. I worry that one of these days you'll get the better
of yourself : |


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2003-12-11 19:49 [#00987597]
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fat chicks are very easy as they have low self esteem too.
Are you setting your sights too high Monoid? How often to
you go out?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2003-12-12 04:39 [#00987827]
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Never


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-12-12 04:45 [#00987832]
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monoid is not a happy bunny.

i would offer advice, except that im in pretty much the same
situation as you and if i had any advice i wouldnt be in
that situation myself. :(


 

offline naaic from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-12 04:51 [#00987839]
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where in germany do you live monoid?


 

offline aphextriplet from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-12 05:02 [#00987843]
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monoid, i'll put this as politely as i can...

youre a complete loser


 

offline viktor from Uppsala (Sweden) on 2003-12-15 09:38 [#00992028]
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i'll have to ask viktor where he lives...that would be
funny if he actually lived in the same building as i do.


I don't think I do / I live in a detached house / 10 km from
the city / it's called Bälinge


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-16 01:55 [#00993360]
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I find it ahrd to take Monoid seriously... he has to be
joking around all the time, he has to be...



 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-12-16 03:51 [#00993443]
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that's not very nice


 


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