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q: what's the worst thing a blind kid can get for xmas? a: cancer. |
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q: what's red, white and silver and runs into walls? a: a baby with forks in its eyes |
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Two skeletons are hanging around in a closet. One says to the other: hey what are we doing hanging around? The other says "I don't know, but if we had any guts, we'd get the hell out of here!" |
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did you hear the one about the triangle who bisected his isosceles and ended up with a square on his hypoteneuse? |
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whats the difference between jamie oliver and a rural jog? one's a pant in the country.. |
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whats 100 yards long and smells of piss? the post office queue on thursday mornings |
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the police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. they charged one and let the other one off |
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did you hear the one about the kid who ate like 15 lbs of paint chips over the period of about 3 years? well these paint chips had lead in them but also, the glue-agent and the latex had kind of a sweet flavor. so the kid would eat these paint chips. because he had a lot of time on his hands and so he would pick at the wall or actually, his friends would throw this rubber ball against the wall. and the paint would chip so there would be all these paint chips on the ground. yeah so he would get the paint chips off the ground and eat them. well, anyway, he ate like 15 pounds of these over the course of several years. or close to 15 pounds. i guess somebody did like a rough estimate based on the thickness of the paint chips and the size of the wall or something. so he ate all these paint chips and lead is pretty bad for you.. hmm.. well the punchline ends with something about using a dick for a pencil.. um.. something like that. |
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. |
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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped. |
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