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«It tastes like chicken!» - Melissa Milano I don't think I need to mention in what context she said it :) |
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"Here comes Professor!" -Some guy |
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"I want your big hard cock stuffed inside me" Jenna Jameson last weekend when I met her at the supermarket. I replied: you wish love. and continued with my shopping. |
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stop them ! they're taking our panties ! -various from sorority pink |
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"NO!!!!! Some girl I hope I won't see again, especially in a courtroom setting. |
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HAHAHAHAHAH |
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These are meant to be pornstar quotes not girls-you-raped quotes. |
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that's enough jello for now..... now let's get some whipped topping on there... all of your mothers |
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Take my hairy milk bone bitch! Some guy to Nina Hartley Welcome to Porno Hell. Houston in some John T Bone film. Unghhhhhhhhh oooh! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eeeeeeeeeeeorrt Silvia Saint in all her films. |
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Such an easy mistake! |
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exactly! stop hi-jacking my beautiful and unique thread, you fucks :) |
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I did it properly!!! OH NO! JIZZ MASTER ZERO! I know it's from Orgazmo but it had Ron Jeremy in it and he's great! |
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hehehehe naughty |
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"Holy shit, I can see it through my stomach!" |
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That's brilliant! I must see that: Oh my God! It looks like Clam Chowder! ? But I poop from there! |
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This is not work safe, it's not funny or clever... |
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That was a pretty accurate representation of the industry. |
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they're not doing it for the money you know :) |
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"ich spritze über deine titten", some friend of mine quoting german porn (in a non sexual setting, i might add) |
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hahaha I hope not, for your sake :) |
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I'm awaing the day a pornstar goes BAM! in your face cutie pie |
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If Venetian Snares was a household name that could be a possibility. |
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no, i dont have boobies, thanks for reminding me :( "if i had boobs like that i'd never leave the house" butt-head |
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inevitable |
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i'll go practising :d |
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