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once upon a time, i saw ambsace posting about how he felt that he did not get enough recognition on this prestigious message board. initially, i thought to myself "what is this idiot whinging about". now though, i can see that he is a truly admirable fellow. apart from being one of the original pioneers of FOR K_MATY ONLY, the dry wit that ambsace displays in his posts has brought sunshine into my life many times, and his groundbreaking use of barbie dolls in his avatars will surely remain in our memories forever. for these reasons, and many others, I have decided to create this thread in which we can rejoice and show our respect for the most amb of saces. BEHOLD: |
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if ambsace were a 450 watt power supply, i would have sex with him. |
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if i had to be stuck on a desert island with only one man. i'd want it to be a woman. her name would be ambsace. |
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if i was given the choice of meeting ambsace in person and slitting the insides of my eyelids with razors and pouring lemon juice in them, i'd have sex with myself. |
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I like the guy, |
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this is like the little thread that could. |
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FOR AMBSACE ONLY yo |
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who is amscase? |
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FOR AMBSACE ONLY yo |
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if i had a cherry pie i'd name it ambsace. then i'd put feces on it and scream "THIS PIE IS NO LONGER EDIBLE!" |
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*sniff* dolce gesù strisciante. i love you guys. look at me. i'm the goddamn governor's son. a tap-dancin' fiend. i love you more than any fat kid loves eggnog. and more than any pig loves pig-fuckers. |
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that's dis'pectin yo. |
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that's how we show respect in pennsylvania. i don't know how you do things in the backwards state of ack. |
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i notice you reference the catcher in the rye a lot. ^_^ |
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what bout in Philly? you don't put poo on the Liberty Bell, do ya? |
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you're a goddamn prince, horseface. |
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yeah we do. it actually has more cracks than people know about, we call it the 'magical corn kernel filled sealent'. |
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mr. ambsace's use of Barbie avatars isn't groundbreaking.. |
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ah for christ's sake, some people eh. |
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well. everything else you said about ambsace, aka harvey humphries is true. i don't know that portion of the post was sarcastic.. |
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don't=didn't |
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i'm going to sleep now, team. but i just wanted to tell you all again how much i love you. it's kinda like when you're a mother, right? and..you smoked a lot when you were pregnant. and shot heroine just a couple of times, or something. you know, no big deal. but months later you birth this real goddamn looker of a mutant and he's all googly mongoloid and stuff. but you love him anyways, because he's your son, you know? it's like that. i love you guys like my retarded, deformed mongoloid baby. g'night. |
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That was truly touching :') I love you like I love a Tschernobyl kid's poo. Of course it's weird and smelly and stuff, but for some reason you keep sniffing it. Further than that I cannot describe how strong my feelings for you are. |
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I'd hit it® |
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here's to the bomb sauce! |
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teh LAMB SAUCE! iambicpentameterboss! yam floss, gram loss, ham moss, slam hoss, AMBSACE |
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he´s got a beautiful track on xlt vibes 9 |
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oh enough of this attention fraud |
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AMBSACE lambsauce |
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my love thou hast returned! |
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you're just jealous because you don't get your own threads anymore, corrupted-face. yeah yeah. who's livin' 90210-style now, slut? word. |
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HAHAHAHAHAH! |
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and thank you, dr. nacmat. i'm glad you like it. =] |
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shouldn't you be making babies or something, female? |
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ouch |
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ohhhh that's how you wanna play it huh? well, well... |
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hey babe... wat up? |
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WHAT? hahahaaaa .. silly boys. um.. i dont know what to say. :/ |
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aw, boopy. you know there's love. like the mother towards her aborted fetus not but a few days later. it's just...indescribable, this feeling.. |
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i love you all like the aborted fetus' i burn to heat my house. |
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okay good.. boopy. hahaha awww ambyyy |
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This thread shall live on in the hearts of those who took part in it's demise. |
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everyone who posted in it? |
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Sure why not. |
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*sniff* ah, memories. |
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ah ha ha ha, yes ambsace is a creative poster and I would have sex with his mom if I had a penis or a vagina. |
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