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offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 06:36 [#00978181]
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there's a penis museum in iceland, the only one of it's
kind in the world.

you can see all kinds of cockspeciment, the biggest one
being a whale penis.

there's no homo sapiens penis there yet, but an old
icelandic crazy nazi is going to donate his penis when he
dies.

penispenispenis


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-12-05 06:37 [#00978183]
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Id rather visit a vagina museum


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 06:38 [#00978186]
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now everbody's gonna want to come here

funkmaster...stay away!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-12-05 06:38 [#00978187]
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i dont need to go to iceland to see a giant penis, i have
one right here thankyou


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-05 06:40 [#00978191]
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I want to go to a booby museum

mmboobies


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-05 06:43 [#00978194]
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ouch!!! The Funkmaster is hurt!!! :(


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-05 06:43 [#00978198]
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they should put the penis museum inside the vagina museum!!
BOOYA!!

*Ba dump bum CHING!*

:)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 06:46 [#00978203]
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the whale penis is not for play funk. i'm telling you, don't
come here.


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-05 06:48 [#00978206]
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I'm sure it would fit... let me see *trys to fit whale penis
in small opening*

Ouch... gonna need to see a proctologist methinks!!

;)


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 06:49 [#00978208]
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oh i see you already got one :D


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 06:56 [#00978217]
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penis museum

"Iceland's Sigurdur Hjartarson could quite possibly be the
most obsessed. A self-proclaimed "phallologist," he has been
chasing after penises in his home country for over 25 years.
He owns more than 100 penises, and he likely knows more
about penile parts and penile behavior than any other living
human. He is, in "phallological" circles, the Man."


 

offline Dillinger from Bristol (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-05 06:58 [#00978223]
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man, i was in iceland over the summer and i couldn't find
the penis museum. it ruined my entire holiday.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-12-05 07:01 [#00978231]
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"He owns more than 100 penises"

wow it must take him forever to put his pants on :D


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-05 07:04 [#00978236]
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one's always going to be left hanging out, like clipping an
umbrella away.

HAHA


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-05 07:31 [#00978261]
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"Id rather visit a vagina museum"

> why?
personally i don't think it would be exciting really... old
animal vaginas cut off, pickled in formol... meh =/
in that case, rather visit a sex/pornography museum if you
want. (though i've read they're nothing but
tourist-catchers)

whereas for penises, well... it's rather funny - no?

(well, no, i know. it is the same.)

try and understand... °_°


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-05 09:01 [#00978315]
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EGAD!!!!

lol@Chri5py !!


 

offline cuntychuck from Copenhagen (Denmark) on 2003-12-05 09:14 [#00978325]
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seriously.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 09:16 [#00978327]
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you bet


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-05 09:18 [#00978330]
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there's some festival called "day of penis" or something and
its held every year at lake garda near venice (italy)...i
read about that and saw some photos and it looked quite cool
actually, with all those cool italian chicks and
everything...if you have a penis you'd wanna be there on
that day!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-12-05 09:19 [#00978332]
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i know.. thats why i posted it

its like displaying the hole of a donut :D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-05 09:30 [#00978339]
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italian chicks

*drools*


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-05 09:32 [#00978343]
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i tell you...they get wild on that day!!!
you better be there next year...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2003-12-05 09:35 [#00978346]
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icelandic chicks > italian chicks


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-05 09:36 [#00978349]
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ha, haha, hahaha

you need to come overe here one day alberto and check out
italian, slovenian and croatian chicks!!!


 

offline uzim on 2003-12-05 10:00 [#00978365]
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JAroen > i'd rather visit a donut museum... or best a hole
museum, with holes of any kind ^^

a hole museum - that would be a really stupid idea.... ^^
thus a great one! =)


 

offline Jazembo from The Earth ball on 2003-12-05 10:33 [#00978408]
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BBC NEWS

Ancient fossil penis discovered



 


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