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Dear Santa can you deliver the following to me on Christmas: 1. Steve Davis mask. 2. World Peace. 3. World Peas, i.e., a tin of garden peas, each the size of the world. To fit these down my chimney I may need to get some structural work done on my bungalow. First I will need to get it built, as I presently live in a bowl of mince. I will then get my chimney stretched in order for you to fit a tin of peas down it on Christmas day, a tin of peas that is with peas inside, each being the size of the world. 4. Trousers (as worn by Patrick Swazye in Road House) signed by Digby the world biggest dog. |
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5. severed head of jesus..... |
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haha |
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2 pine apples 1 corkscrew and a stamp |
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"prey four whirled peas" |
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maybe instead it should just be a tin of peas from around the world |
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All-I-want-for-Cheristmerse-is eYOUUUUUUuuuu, baybi. |
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What I actually want is: An mp3 player A TV/VCR A camera A PS2 |
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Add to that list: A spotlight A full DJ set-up A hoverboard as seen in Back to the Future Part II A really really big CD rack A new computer Someone else to reply in this thread |
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Dear Satan Sclaue DIE M'F'R!!!! but first give me things. i want material gain!!!!!!!!!1 |
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steve davis mask? you sick little puppy! (check woolworths) he's slowly turning into a ginger skeletor me thinks |
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sorry i can't help you with the other 3 |
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Dear Santa, all i want this xmas is some ambition for the new year. oh and i'll take one of those tins of peas while your at it! |
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i'd just like some good spirit to start a new year with... (nothing stronger than 80% please) |
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Who is Sant Clause? |
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A drivers license and a car! ..and a 4 track portastudio, please...and a laptop and a dat recorder and a few decent mics.. |
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I'm getting a Gameboy Advance SP and Street Fight Alpha 3 for it babee... can't wait, I'm gonna spend all Christmas in the bathroom playing Street Fighter babee!! :) |
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dear saint michael and you fellow mount, for christmas, I would liek a snare rush,.. go on,.. give us a snare rush,.. and maybe a bit of acid,.... YEAH,.... come on you cunt lets have some aphex acid!!! |
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I think you should ask for a dictionary, you illiterate fool! |
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all i want for Christmas is my two front teeth, or at least an explanation as to where they went... |
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I wish I had an endless supply of MAPLE SYRUP! And Lucy Liu... and Zhang Ziyi... and the Olsen twins... "stank you, Jesus / stank you lord!" Co-existence: De selger Zoom MRS 1266 på hagstrøm for 7990,- frem til jul. Sjekk den. |
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