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offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:03 [#00958047]
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i wrote a clever piece of impotently short fiction you can
find here

the title is indeed Tree Porn. i'd love to read the thoughts
of the people on this board.

i'll bump some time when more fluently english are on.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:09 [#00958052]
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I didn't like it but hey, so what.


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:10 [#00958053]
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but now i must know why you didn't like it.


 

offline flea from depths of your mind (New Zealand) on 2003-11-20 03:11 [#00958054]
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More Fluently English?
Those who speak English more fluently?

Or Do you mean Flatulantly English?

Yes the English do eat a lot of curries.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:14 [#00958059]
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I don't like currie


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:16 [#00958061]
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hey it's gogo.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-11-20 03:18 [#00958064]
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I quite liked it. Although the ending was a surprise to me,
I didn't suspect the man would come from behind the tree. I
thought it was more 'Lord of the Rings' talking tree type
things :D

Very good....nice photo as well, did you take it?


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:19 [#00958066]
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Ents you silly old man.


 

offline AK47 on 2003-11-20 03:23 [#00958070]
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I didn't find it too taxing on my english comprehension
abilities...but I liked the photo


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:24 [#00958071]
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you'd like that wouldn't you >:O

thanks for reading. someone else took the photo, whom the
character is loosely based on.


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:25 [#00958073]
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man now you lot have me feeling like a condescending
bastard.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-11-20 03:27 [#00958076]
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Ents to you with knobs on, Captain Sassy Pants!


 

offline purgruv from Accrington (UK) - 52nd State (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-11-20 03:27 [#00958077]
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the ending proves that everyone thinks about porn, like
me...


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:29 [#00958079]
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Oh, go and sit in a clog!

(Prime: I like it....)


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:30 [#00958081]
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homeless people really like their porn.


 

offline purgruv from Accrington (UK) - 52nd State (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-11-20 03:32 [#00958086]
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i like homeless people who like porn


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:32 [#00958088]
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thanks, but those 4 dots tell me you're hiding something.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-11-20 03:32 [#00958090]
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Is that some fetish of yours?


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:33 [#00958092]
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well now you know where all of that supposed booze money you
give them is going.


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 03:34 [#00958094]
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no... I like dots.

who's in your avatar?


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:37 [#00958099]
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normally i say a bunch of waffles, but it's actually from a
scan from some japanese magazine i found somewhere online. i
honestly don't know who it is. sorry.


 

offline purgruv from Accrington (UK) - 52nd State (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-11-20 03:37 [#00958100]
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i just like the idea that homeless can wack their jizz over
super models, make for a decent jam film!!!


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 03:42 [#00958104]
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it's not like the really old ones are in enough shape to get
their rape on.

(if that offended the 3 females on this board i apologize)


 

offline purgruv from Accrington (UK) - 52nd State (United States Minor Outlying Islands) on 2003-11-20 03:44 [#00958108]
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it's possible that bums get their hole in some funny old
ways, possibly frivolous n jerky


 

offline anon from ^_^ (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-20 04:21 [#00958152]
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I like your story very very much :)



 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 04:25 [#00958160]
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:D


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2003-11-20 10:57 [#00958454]
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Crap
-alliteration is the last bastion of a helpless writer.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-11-20 11:28 [#00958481]
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well great

jedichrisruinedtheendingforme


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-11-20 12:39 [#00958589]
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:'(


 

offline Dozier from United States on 2003-11-20 13:23 [#00958668]
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i liked it. good little piece.


 

offline optimus prime on 2003-11-20 18:26 [#00959010]
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could somebody please teach me how to write properly?


 


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